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A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Ishilove: 2:22pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
A note from a very weary editor, to all male writers: Source- Hilarious tweets from Katherine May's Twitter account. Katherine May is a British writer and literary editor. https://mobile.twitter.com/_katherine_may_/status/1169928790220443649 In sum, men, please give us, your Beleaguered Readers something readable along the lines of A Tale of Two Cities, not A Tale of Two Titties. 19 Likes 5 Shares
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Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by kingreign(m): 3:48pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
Ogaa ooooi 2 Likes |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Nobody: 5:10pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
Ishilove: don't be upset - just boob slap me 12 Likes |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Ishilove: 5:27pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
ornicus:If I boob slap you with my babies you will get a concussion. 6 Likes |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Nobody: 5:30pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
Ishilove: I think we have our new SF character.ishi the knocker boxer 3 Likes |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Nobody: 5:32pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
They were the biggest of boobs, the smallest of boobs. The boobs of sag and the boobs of perkiness... 32 Likes |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by LarrySun(m): 10:34pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
Hilarious! Very hilarious indeed! Equally insightful. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Ishilove: 3:35am On Sep 09, 2019 |
LarrySun:Indeed it is 1 Like |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Ishilove: 3:39am On Sep 09, 2019 |
ornicus:Heh. You're the typical male, obsessed with the female mammary organs. 3 Likes |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Nobody: 3:50am On Sep 09, 2019 |
Ishilove: na you dey pick article wey reference charles dickens a tale of two cities the opening line of a tale of two cities is it was the best of times, the worst of times, the age of wisdom, the age of foolishness i was trying to adapt from the end as well - " it is a far better thing i do " syndey carton was the ultimate frieendzoned dude. and he friendzoned himself all the way 17 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Ishilove: 3:53am On Sep 09, 2019 |
ornicus:I know you were referencing the opening lines with boobs. I just don't see the reason why, except that you're male. Us boob carriers are not so enamoured. |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Nobody: 4:01am On Sep 09, 2019 |
Ishilove: of course you aren't now i'm sure if it was this matter , you'd give us some classic literature . bests of times and worst of times all at once you need one jare.thats why you're up at this time 7 Likes 1 Share
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Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by anonimi: 4:30am On Sep 09, 2019 |
Ishilove: Since she is a very weary editor, her errors can be overlooked. Two titties of Bolatito are pointers to the pleasures ahead www.nairaland.com/attachments/7407354_img20180713131300911_jpeg0309ebfbe1769526f6e7c7a2f01c3ef1 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by anonimi: 4:31am On Sep 09, 2019 |
ornicus: Is your moniker derived from hor.ny Just wondering 1 Like |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by pocohantas(f): 7:06am On Sep 09, 2019 |
Maybe they are trying to appeal to male readers or it is just them being men. 'Cos as a woman- I am totally uninterested in any description of another woman's mammary glands. |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Nobody: 7:32am On Sep 09, 2019 |
anonimi: naaa ornicus orca is the biological name for killer whale i randomly picked the last orca as an handle , but it was being confused with the gaming orca - so i went for ornicus i am just trolling my girl ishi is all 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Ishilove: 3:06pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
anonimi:Obviously it is 2 Likes |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Ishilove: 3:07pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
pocohantas:You have gay tendencies 1 Like |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by wwwtortoise(m): 3:16pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
That feeling of female mammary glands softly pressing against your chest while you surf the internet Who can relate? In my next life I want to be a man. 1 Like |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Mikora: 3:16pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
Woke and triggered Snowflake's everywhere. When I was into reading romance, I discovered it was the female writers that mostly dwelt on all those sensual and erotic aspect of the story. How many male romance writers are out there? How many men do you know specialize on writing erotic articles? We're in an era where people just wake up and look for something to be triggered about and a gaggle of brainless fellows will echo it as the latest "wisdom" in town. I was having a chat with a native American Indian on Twitter and this dude was seriously triggered because Italians use tomatoes to cook their famous pasta. His reason? He claimed tomatoes are an Indian american cultural heritage and for Italians to use it to cook pasta is cultural appropriation. What a crazy world we live in now where the mob and outrage culture won't even let you Cook with tomatoes without having someone getting triggered over it 20 Likes |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Gozzy138: 3:17pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
ornicus: is that all you can think 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Emmy3(m): 3:17pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
This generation is loaded with perverts. |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by helinues: 3:17pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
Hahahahaha Both op and the writer.... 1 Like
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Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Nobody: 3:17pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
Hilarious though, but if you mean this gibberish... God made that Drabeey was Here 1 Like |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by tpiar: 3:19pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
I just catch fear because they say the meaty parts with more fat are the tastiest. Make God help us oh. |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by saraki2019(m): 3:20pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
We should go back to the past, let women remain at home as wives, let men go out for jobs, let all women in public and private sector go back home and let men without jobs take their jobs, this will reduce unemployment and distribution wealth among all families. |
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by PotatoSalad(m): 3:21pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
I don't know, between this post and this vegetable which is dumber 5 Likes
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Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by OsuAmaka: 3:21pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
Feminists are getting dumber by the day. Next, they would dictate to us how to squeeze boobs. What's really special about a pair of grown lumps?.. mtcheew! -Osu Amaka 13 Likes |
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