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Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by TemmyT002(m): 4:47pm On Sep 09, 2019
Story story
As long as readers understand what I am trying to pass across and as long as the female in question is fictional, your opinion is simply your own.
Thank you.
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Nobody: 4:48pm On Sep 09, 2019
I need to download that Gerard Butler's Movie now:
"Angel has fallen"
Anyone with the download link pls cool
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by tpiar: 5:09pm On Sep 09, 2019
eni4real:
I need to download that Gerard Butler's Movie now:
"Angel has fallen"
Anyone with the download link pls cool

Breasts fall at some point in time, that's why people do all kinds of things to keep them looking perky.

This cool is unnecessary.

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Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by themanderon: 5:42pm On Sep 09, 2019
Emmy3:
This generation is loaded with perverts.

Tons of em'.
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by MNDY(m): 5:46pm On Sep 09, 2019
Fond.ling them sure does not make the woman climax. How could it have? But I can assure you 100% that it stimulates them and erects the ni.pples especially if you've got soft hands like mine.
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Nobody: 10:22pm On Sep 09, 2019
tpiar:


Breasts fall at some point in time, that's why people do all kinds of things to keep them looking perky.

This cool is unnecessary.
Just trying to pass a message across!! That article is highly unnecessary too!!
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by FreeSpirited: 11:10pm On Sep 09, 2019
You won't find those daft Nairaland small children on this thread cos they don't understand what's being said since it has to do with writing and reading....of course they rarely read, just only here to cause tribal war and struggle for FTC

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Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by AmNuhRegular(m): 12:48am On Sep 10, 2019
Finally undecided
Someone had to say it
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Icon79(m): 12:50am On Sep 10, 2019
LOL. Where do you guys tend to find all these kinda pics sef shocked


O pari

Bachwezi:
There we go
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by virago(f): 12:55am On Sep 10, 2019
Ishilove:


Source- Hilarious tweets from Katherine May's Twitter account. Katherine May is a British writer and literary editor.

https://mobile.twitter.com/_katherine_may_/status/1169928790220443649



In sum, men, please give us, your Beleaguered Readers something readable along the lines of A Tale of Two Cities, not A Tale of Two Titties.


Moobs are actually man boobs ( a portmanteau of man and boobs ) and has nothing to do with testicles
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Jesuspikin8: 4:42am On Sep 10, 2019
Ishilove:


Source- Hilarious tweets from Katherine May's Twitter account. Katherine May is a British writer and literary editor.

https://mobile.twitter.com/_katherine_may_/status/1169928790220443649



In sum, men, please give us, your Beleaguered Readers something readable along the lines of A Tale of Two Cities, not A Tale of Two Titties.

Never ever write for book editors. Only readers and time will judge your work. If it's trash, that's the only way to find out. Selah
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Caseless: 6:59am On Sep 10, 2019

They do not surge upwards in excitement unless their owner is bouncing on the bed. (In which case, good for her.)

This early morning, ishilove just got me in the mood. Ishilove, why?


If you check very well, the English woman who wrote this does not even have enough breasts to cause a "stare".
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Centino: 11:17am On Sep 10, 2019
BS
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Godmademan(m): 4:10pm On Sep 10, 2019
Centino:
BS
Baba I hail o. How far October 1st?
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Masama: 8:38am On Sep 12, 2019
Ishilove:


Source- Hilarious tweets from Katherine May's Twitter account. Katherine May is a British writer and literary editor.

https://mobile.twitter.com/_katherine_may_/status/1169928790220443649



In sum, men, please give us, your Beleaguered Readers something readable along the lines of A Tale of Two Cities, not A Tale of Two Titties.
How many male writers do you see writing about tales of two titties and one dick compared to the number of females writing them? It's women that are all over the place writing erotic and explicitly sexual articles and books. You feminists really need to get a grip on yourselves and think of real causes to fight for and not constantly dredge up imaginary offences to get angry about.

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Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Geofavor(m): 11:36am On Sep 14, 2019
pocohantas:
Maybe they are trying to appeal to male readers or it is just them being men.


'Cos as a woman- I am totally uninterested in any description of another woman's mammary glands.
It's good to know. I mean, you would be a fagg0t if you were. smiley

And, it's not to appeal to male readers only. It's to appeal to both male and females. That you do not like it does not mean others don't. Both male and female writers do the so-called titty description. And this is simply because, like we all know, sex sells.

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Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Nobody: 11:52am On Sep 28, 2019
Ishilove:

If I boob slap you with my bobies you will get a concussion.
What?
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by dfrost: 7:15am On Nov 12, 2019
virago:



Moobs are actually man boobs ( a portmanteau of man and boobs ) and has nothing to do with testicles

Thank you. Was going through the discussion and was waiting for someone to point it out.
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by IamPlato(m): 1:39am On Nov 18, 2019
Ishilove:

Heh. You're the typical male, obsessed with the female mammary organs.
Tell Me Something That Can Be As Satisfying as Touching A Round Soft Boobs smiley
Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Nobody: 12:03am On Dec 24, 2019
Nipple Orgasm cool

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Re: A Note From A Very Weary Editor To Male Writers About BOOBS by Ajibade123(m): 10:06am On Dec 24, 2019
even professional female writers like Chimamanda Adiche when describing key female characters mentions breast lot of times so why are you telling us not to mention

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