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nihelimitretep:
Yes.

Surely, goodness and mercy shall follow us, throughout our time in NNPC

Amen insha Allah

Rahl444:
"GT bank president theory" ...There is nothing Mr Johnbull will not see in this life!

Bipolar disorder is not a good thing shaa.The good news is that lithium can be use to mange the disorder and the side effect is bearable .

In all,apply restraint.Simple and short.

The alchemist!
I see you bro

8legends:
I interviewed on July 3rd. I'm yet to be paid alongside 2others that did on the same day. Any goodness for us?

5th July,
9am
EH
Yet to receive alert.
Someone should call Lazarus for me oooo.

Meanwhile, I love this thread. It is filled with a lot of humor. I greet all local men and women that have made this 1001+ pages fun and dramatic.
I wish us all the best may the will of God concerning us be done. Amen.

adeakin777:
Your jokes are bland and you are becoming a nuisance on this thread. You may want to apply restraint and stop populating this thread with gibberish. If not that the letter 'f' is juxtaposed by your moniker, i'd have averred that you are an alternate moniker to someone on this thread with a similar characteristic.

i sabi person wey behind that moniker...but that’s none of business sha...all na fun...

My pencil sharpener

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GospelEAPiano:
U know, my pastor gave me an advice, and this is the best weapon in any relationship especially with the opposite sex. He said, "Who is a man? A man is simply defined as that being that can tolerate a woman." So I had thought 'man' only referred to males, but I was wrong. Anybody that can tolerate a woman, that person is qualified to be called a man.

Just wanted to share, men have problems with men, and not with...
you know the rest.

Excuse me sir, please shut up. Thank you
Oh, wait, what do we call people that tolerate men? especially the type that reason like you? You know what? Keep quiet.

Oluwagbemisolaa:
Excuse me sir, please shut up. Thank you
Oh, wait, what do we call people that tolerate men? especially the type that reason like you? You know what? Keep quiet.

. I'm quiet. Ok?

Wow... 1002

Teaser4:
i sabi person wey behind that moniker...but that’s none of business sha...all na fun...

If you're thinking ladyjane5657 is a fake account being run by someone on here, you're definitely wrong.

Don't be claiming you know something by mere guessing. You no sabi any person behind ladyjane5657.

Oluwagbemisolaa:
Excuse me sir, please shut up. Thank you
Oh, wait, what do we call people that tolerate men? especially the type that reason like you? You know what? Keep quiet.

Looks like we're going to be having a gender war today ... Lol

GospelEAPiano:
. I'm quiet. Ok?

lol...

ChasteGhuy:
If you're thinking ladyjane5657 is a fake account being run by someone on here, you're definitely wrong.

Don't be claiming you know something by mere guessing. You no sabi any person behind ladyjane5657.

Why you carry this LadyJane matter for head like gala?

64446:
5th July
12pm
GT
Yet to receive alert

Same here

MissThaur:
Same here

What! You mean there are still some 5th GTs yet to be paid!
Hey!!!!!!!!!
I hope it is not what I'm thinking!

chidiebereuzoma:
What! You mean there are still some 5th GTs yet to be paid!
Hey!!!!!!!!!
I hope it is not what I'm thinking!

Congratulate them

bobowaja:
Baba I hail you sir. May your oyel never run dry. As nnpc dey recruit us like this eh.... Na so so oyel dem go dey see everywhere,even on top mango trees....

May we be favoured

Buhari and this Govt is in hot sit today to win the election tribunal thingy and you guys are expecting APL same day, ike gwuru, being almost a beneficiary of this govt i do not know what to pray for concerning the outcome sef.

I think that's what we should be focused on today, chasteghuy, this your woman don make you fight too much, not a good thing.

BTW when did we enter page 1002?, bia chasteghuy your name is everywhere here, ogini na?.

Cybersecfreak:
May we be favoured

Amen

Clifwoods:
Why you carry this LadyJane matter for head like gala?

I dey gbadun her style no ni.

Now for the records, I was the first person on this thread to tackle Ladyjane5657 as I initially suspected the person behind the moniker. I know you folks never had a problem with me tackling her. But you now feel agitated that I am "carrying her matter on my head like gala"?

Sometimes I shudder at you folks brazenly egotistic disposition which are often self-serving.

joezeph:
Kyari is not in Abu Dhabi

As at the time of that event, he He was in China en route Abu Dhabi. He is in Abu Dhabi now. You will see the pictures soon

Swargu:
Buhari and this Govt is in hot sit today to win the election tribunal thingy and you guys are expecting APL same day, ike gwuru, being almost a beneficiary of this govt i do not know what to pray for concerning the outcome sef.

I think that's what we should be focused on today, chasteghuy, this your woman don make you fight too much, not a good thing.

BTW when did we enter page 1002?, bia chasteghuy your name is everywhere here, ogini na?.

You just dey trouble your head. Having gone through the arguments presented by both counsels, in my own opinion, I don't see Atiku winning. Much ado over nothing

ChasteGhuy:
I dey gbadun her style no ni.

Now for the records, I was the first person on this thread to tackle Ladyjane5657 as I initially suspected the person behind the moniker. I know you folks never had a problem with me tackling her. But you know feel agitated that I am "carrying her matter on my head like gala"?

Sometimes I shudder at you folks brazenly egotistic disposition which are often self-serving.

Bros all this grammar no go help you. I got no ish with how she choose to conduct herself. Na you wey dey follow her for nyash I d reason.

Clifwoods:
Bros all this grammar no go help you. I got no ish with how she choose to conduct herself. Na you wey dey follow her for nyash I d reason.

The time I dey tackle ladyjane, you no reason am ba?

If you got no ish with how she chose to conduct herself, it shouldn't be your headache about what I do or do not do on here.

Be forming mumu savagery dia...

Na wa o! Got a call from UPS that i have parcel! Thinking say may be APL don show only for the guy to say i will pay N1000 charges( just remembered i had ordered for some spare-part for my equipment from Turkey since July)! Pscheww!

Swargu:
Buhari and this Govt is in hot sit today to win the election tribunal thingy and you guys are expecting APL same day, ike gwuru, being almost a beneficiary of this govt i do not know what to pray for concerning the outcome sef.

I think that's what we should be focused on today, chasteghuy, this your woman don make you fight too much, not a good thing.

BTW when did we enter page 1002?, bia chasteghuy your name is everywhere here, ogini na?.

Thank God that when that hediot Chasteguy was trying 2 goad me into fighting Ladyjane5657, I exhibited my gentlemanly side and declined....

See how she dey take dem out left, right, centre, up and down?

I yam just seeing gbas, gbos, gbas, gbos everywhere.... Keep it up mama, anyone who thinks it's infantile or toxic should skip her responses or unfollow the thread nah. And for the advisers preaching caution, tone it down, yaddah yaddah, if you cannuh advise urself to shut up and either enjoy or ignore d banter, why should anyone take ur advice serious pls?

Like when they start talking about dreams, ozone layer, climate change, blah blah blah, many ppl just ignore and move on to what interests them, instead of playing Nairaland big brother. At least this banter is better than allowing that other sad bloke Ademmy come here to tell us how Buhari has given all the recruitment slots to South Africans to beg them to stop Xenophobic attacks against Nigerians...

Ladyjane5657:
Hehehehehehe nay.. Not today... Chaste said no mores dishes...

Again, everybody have been put in their places.. The rest are just ants forming antelopes.. They don't deserve my eyelid to even bat for them...

BTW... Who wouldn't be happy to be taking this thread to its milestone?? page 1000 in view..

After that, Apl follows -legit sauce

Pls come and drag my bolded too.. This page must clock one thousand year old today.. hurraaaayyy

Hey folks, what do you think will happen to this recruitment exercise if Atiku wins and becomes president?

Rahl444:
Una good morning o
Plz I don't 'diss' o but ,I think someone is really experiencing depressive-manic episodes here .

I also smell psychosis imbibe inside multiple personality disorders...For the records, there are qualified medical Doctors and pharmacists here.

Seek a medical attention now before you fail NNPC medical fitness test...And it is more pitiable when you try to defend your 'ill_condition'.


EMS I am still looking for you.I want to greet you.

Lol. Bros, you didn't mention the person o. Because we ALL know who you're referring to.

gbenga44:
Na wa o! Got a call from UPS that i have parcel! Thinking say may be APL don show only for the guy to say i will pay N1000 charges( just remembered i had ordered for some spare-part for my equipment from Turkey since July)! Pscheww!

lol, I know that feeling, it is well we will get our hear desires. Amen.

number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, it is my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread and subsequently, that of the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @Dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. It turned out that one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown, though some sources have stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed, came the invite for a cbt test. It is rumoured among local men and women, that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test all over the country in about 190 cbt test centers. The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators. He had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive, broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, bobowaje, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfreak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, kevlala, moogoogaipan, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe thespark, souljar etc, special mentions to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja, Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. It can be very well recalled that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners, ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja. It remains unknown if anyone took his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with drop-dead composure , sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sauces, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date, though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notable from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, bobowaje, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that regard, to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper and he 'lost all his ability to can'.

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot-soldiers: farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu, ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC HQ, Nairaland community and the Ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post, no matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence for one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mentions to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed to mention, all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info. This post would not be complete if i dont chip in my official meme (find attached)


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.

Thanks for the mention Sire.

sparog:
Hey folks, what do you think will happen to this recruitment exercise if Atiku wins and becomes president?

Whoever wins, NNPC remains, and we go dey OK las las.

vyke2008:
Whoever wins, NNPC remains, and we go dey OK las las.

Do you think the recruitment won't be scrapped if Atiku wins?