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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:42pm On Sep 10, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Your fingernails

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 11:39pm On Sep 10, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS
nails

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 8:12am On Sep 11, 2019
Fingernails

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Hayqiu010(m): 7:50pm On Sep 11, 2019
hayqiu010:
RIDDLE ME PLEASE
fingernail
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Hayqiu010(m): 7:57pm On Sep 11, 2019
Your fingernails
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:13pm On Sep 11, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Your fingernails

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
wizi44!
PrincessB1!
Hayqiu010!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:36pm On Sep 11, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Without my first, my second could never have existed, and my whole is as old as creation
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:48pm On Sep 11, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Without my first, my second could never have existed, and my whole is as old as creation

Sunday

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Hayqiu010(m): 12:03am On Sep 12, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Without my first, my second could never have existed, and my whole is as old as creation
Sunday

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:16pm On Sep 12, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Sunday

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Hayqiu010!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:36pm On Sep 12, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is the similarity between a lame dog and a school boy adding six and seven together? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:43am On Sep 13, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is the similarity between a lame dog and a school boy adding six and seven together? undecided


They both have problems

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:53pm On Sep 13, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is the similarity between a lame dog and a school boy adding six and seven together? undecided
they both hate 9

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:32pm On Sep 13, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- They both have problem

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:39pm On Sep 13, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is it that a man, no matter how smart, overlooks? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:50pm On Sep 13, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is it that a man, no matter how smart, overlooks? undecided


Your own nose

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 8:51am On Sep 14, 2019
Your nose
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by walterterri555(m): 10:45am On Sep 14, 2019
His nose
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:48pm On Sep 14, 2019
Still waiting o cos I plan to steal a lion soon oooo

BankyGee:




BankyGee is feeling smiley inspired with - pu7pl3, wizi44, PrincessB1, Eagleyes, Ayanfe29, Nayo08, TheKingIsHere, MasonKendall, daddytime, donielord, greatme2good, topher052, statistics1, Fhadey, ZoeyJ and 2,316,772 others.



















10 Steps on How to Steal A Chicken
Step 1: Target the chicken you want to steal
Step 2: Study the chicken for a minimum of 1 week
Step 3: After studying the chicken, you are good to go
Step 4: On the day of operation, make sure to wear a big shirt, about 4-5 yards, and a nickerbugger
Step 5: Go to the targeted location around 1pm in the afternoon - by this time, everyone would've gone to work
Step 6: Walk close to the target and throw some groundnut on the floor
Step 7: Grab the chicken by the head - this is to prevent it from screaming
Step 8: Quickly fold the head into the feathers and shove it into your big shirt
Step 9: Turn immediately and don't look back
Step 10: Move on as though nothing happened

Next: How to steal a lion from a zoo

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:05pm On Sep 14, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is it that a man, no matter how smart, overlooks? undecided


I'm back ooooo
His nose

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:30am On Sep 15, 2019
Ayanfe29:


I'm back ooooo His nose
Welcome back Ayanfemi smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:50pm On Sep 15, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- His own nose

Winners of last riddle:-
pu7pl3!
PrincessB1!
walterterri555!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:04am On Sep 17, 2019
- When a Deeper life man wants to ask for sex from his wife, he will be like:
"Sister Faith, it is time for DIGGING DEEP" shocked
- No Matter how dark the room is, a man will always find his way to the breast.
- She was my crush until she posted:
"Only God noise tomorrow, instead of Only God nose tomorrow"
- I want a Girlfriend that will fix my picture on their gate and write:
"Beware of him, he is my boyfriend" kiss angry
- Student wey read na him serious, but
student wey pass na him know book cool (for the wise) smiley
- I need a girl that can die for me and I promise to faint during her burial cool
- So Who Told Nigerian Girls To Shift Their Pant To The Left When Urinating? undecided
- This morning my mom was about to go to work and she asked me to bring her lip shine, I mistakenly brought her a glue and she used. Since then she hasn't said anything, I hope all is well?
- If u win N10m and your ex needs kidney transplant of N9m, To cut the long story short.. Which colour of benz will you buy?? grin
TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ZoeyJ(f): 6:54pm On Sep 17, 2019
BankyGee:




BankyGee is feeling smiley inspired with - pu7pl3, wizi44, PrincessB1, Eagleyes, Ayanfe29, Nayo08, TheKingIsHere, MasonKendall, daddytime, donielord, greatme2good, topher052, statistics1, Fhadey, ZoeyJ and 2,316,772 others.



















10 Steps on How to Steal A Chicken
Step 1: Target the chicken you want to steal
Step 2: Study the chicken for a minimum of 1 week
Step 3: After studying the chicken, you are good to go
Step 4: On the day of operation, make sure to wear a big shirt, about 4-5 yards, and a nickerbugger
Step 5: Go to the targeted location around 1pm in the afternoon - by this time, everyone would've gone to work
Step 6: Walk close to the target and throw some groundnut on the floor
Step 7: Grab the chicken by the head - this is to prevent it from screaming
Step 8: Quickly fold the head into the feathers and shove it into your big shirt
Step 9: Turn immediately and don't look back
Step 10: Move on as though nothing happened

Next: How to steal a lion from a zoo

TO BE CONTINUED
hey pal smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:27pm On Sep 17, 2019
ZoeyJ:
hey pal smiley
Hi beauty kiss
Long time
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:29pm On Sep 17, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:37pm On Sep 17, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

First you look in the mirror and see what you saw. You take the saw and cut the table in half. Two halves equal a hole. So you crawl out the hole and now you're free.

They told us this one in secondary school

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ZoeyJ(f): 11:40am On Sep 18, 2019
BankyGee:

Hi beauty kiss
Long time
I know right...I don't have subscription ni..?how've you been?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:10pm On Sep 18, 2019
ZoeyJ:
I know right...I don't have subscription ni..?how've you been?
V'been good, and you?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ZoeyJ(f): 1:14pm On Sep 18, 2019
BankyGee:
V'been good, and you?
I'm well too smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by topher052: 1:43pm On Sep 18, 2019
ZoeyJ:
hey pal smiley
Lol...this so hilarious

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:52pm On Sep 18, 2019
ZoeyJ:
I'm well too smiley
Thank God... Good to hear that wink

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