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this your kitchen eh

If I were you, na race I go pick. Me and snake nor dey see each other.

see how dead your kitchen is, the snake probably thought no one could live in an uncompleted house

Thank God the snake did not spit into your eyes first! That’s a dangerous snake bro.

sirmex:
It was around 3:00am this morning, I woke up to enjoy good network and make some downloads, when I just decided to go to the kitchen (don't even know why), fortunately for me, my phone's flashlight was on, which made me notice a black shiny creature close to my window. Took a closer look and found out that is was a black snake, it wasn't startled at my presence even with the lights on its face, it rather opted to changing position. Had to quickly pick up a weapon and wait for it to get to a good position to strike...
The pics says the rest

Cc: lalaaticlala
Cc:mynd44

wetin u take kill am?

Born2Breed:
Check that thing you call window for holes.

so we are all going to act as if, we didn't see this ignorant write up

Black mamba. Very poisonous specie

When we build house for bush, their natural habitat... They would unfortunately, constantly return home......

Lala snake and plantain

How is the kitchen still this neat? I would have scattered everywhere oo

Probably followed a rat there...

Damn.... OP, are you sure you didn't buy those plantain because of this picture
Just asking...

friendlyadvice:
see how dead your kitchen is, the snake probably thought no could live in an uncompleted house

Zombie!! Show us ur own kitchen

Ur kitchen make sense sha

The kind of houses I'm seeing on nairaland sha...... I just have to stop arguing with people.

Thank God for your life..
Ii think u need to fumigate your house and keep your surroundings clean.. God will continue to watch over you and your family.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biogB31v32g
please watch this new song or visit @nanyaijeh on instagram..
The lady is a new discovery

mdchikezie:
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR A MORE SERVICE RECEIVING PLACE TO DOWNLOAD YOUR PORN
GO ON JOOR WE WERE ALL THERE AT SOME POINT

classic pervert
you just had to relate this topic to PORN?

Thank God you killed it...Hmmm it seems it was on a mission

Born2Breed:
Check that thing you call window for holes.

check that thing you call brain for sense

owowa145:
Do not despise his humble beginnings

I didn't dear, what he should have done is to place things properly in the kitchen.

Gideoniteprime4:
classic pervert
you just had to relate this topic to PORN?

MY BROTHER I KNOW THE DRILL. I SAY WHAT I KNOW AND IF YOU CAN ASK THE POSTER WELL AND IF HE AGREES TO BE TRUTHFUL HE WILL STILL TELL YOU

Bro, try cleaning up a little

Just curious: Will you still eat those plantain now it is contaminated with cobra's blood which is high in poisonous venoms.

Lala'sco hw market

they scarter this kitchen be that

You have killed what was saving your foodstuff from rats.

thank God say ur phone touch dey on

Amumaigwe:
Just curious: Will you still eat those plantain now it is contaminated with cobra's blood which is high in poisonous venoms.

The snake's blood does not contain venom. The venom is stored in a gland and is only released when it bites...kinda like a hypodermic needle.

nairalee:
OP woke up 3:am to make use of the good network to download. Download what biko?

Download porn Abi. This snake was prolly sent by the good forces to prevent u from watching porn which may lead to masturbation and yesterday we all read of someone that masturbated to death.

So OP this snake was your guardian angel that saved your life but u did what we do to every messiah, you killed it.

Lesson to OP
STOP WATCHING PORN
STOP MASTURBATION

Are all downloads porn? Some people hardly think before making comments!