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I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Officialgarri(op):
Lalasticlala, lemme gist you....

I sat at the my kitchen door receiving a call from one woman who thinks I love her that much. angry

I raised my head, and behold, a black snake twisted on the hinge of the black burglar proof.

I must have crushed it the moments when I swung the burglar open and close without even noticing it.
Perhaps, it was just as black as the gate

I heard black snakes are dangerous........ What's this one called please.

Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Officialgarri(op): 5:02pm On Jul 18, 2019
Anyways, I won't sleep in that house until I tumble everything , even the ceiling angry

Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Natoski5(m): 5:05pm On Jul 18, 2019
Shit!!!! Oga u get luck ooo..if this one bite u, u be gunner ooi grin
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Eroms4life17(m): 5:11pm On Jul 18, 2019
One of the most dangerous kind of �. Black mamba very deadly
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by ovcwality(m): 5:19pm On Jul 18, 2019
Eroms4life17:
One of the most dangerous kind of �. Black mamba very deadly
lol, are u sure or just scaring him grin
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by lilmax(m): 5:20pm On Jul 18, 2019
lol you were making calls, but didn't know another woman was spying on you
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Officialgarri(op): 5:22pm On Jul 18, 2019
Eroms4life17:
One of the most dangerous kind of �. Black mamba very deadly
.they are recorded to bask between 7 and 10 am and again from 2 to 4 pm. They may return daily to the same basking site.[12][13]
curled from wikpedia.

The image there actually look what I saw. I'm not sure I'll be sleeping in that house again. cry
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Eroms4life17(m): 5:24pm On Jul 18, 2019
ovcwality:
lol, are u sure or just scaring him grin
Firstly small snakes are deadlier than bigger ones because attack and retreat is relatively easy. Imagine that it spat on him without his knowing. Or crept into his house without his knowledge? Bros you want to experience it? Just thank God for him
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Eroms4life17(m): 5:28pm On Jul 18, 2019
Officialgarri:
curled from wikpedia.

The image there actually look what I saw. I'm not sure I'll be sleeping in that house again. cry
Fumigate your house and room after then sleep. No shaking
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by ovcwality(m): 5:30pm On Jul 18, 2019
Eroms4life17:
Firstly small snakes are deadlier than bigger ones because attack and retreat is relatively easy. Imagine that it spat on him without his knowing. Or crept into his house without his knowledge? Bros you want to experience it? Just thank God for him
of course not, thanks for the info
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Eroms4life17(m): 5:32pm On Jul 18, 2019
ovcwality:
of course not, thanks for the info
Welcome bros
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by tee59(f): 5:38pm On Jul 18, 2019
Some of these snakes are friendly and not dangerous.
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by kinibd(m): 5:41pm On Jul 18, 2019
Lala food don land..fp bound
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by J4JUVENTUS(m): 6:15pm On Jul 18, 2019
Op ,it seems you are a badt guy grin It could be that other woman you broke her heart that day oo.. Now you have killed her completely..

Lala food done ready.....

Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by bluefilm: 7:04pm On Jul 18, 2019
Once there is snake in it, it will surely read the promised Land.

Unless lalasticlala is no longer lalasticlala the snake master, we used to know on this forum.
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Nobody: 7:39pm On Jul 18, 2019
Don't be selfish, can't you share a room with him. Must everything be shown online.





Boringdraw1 was here
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:04pm On Jul 18, 2019
I don't even know why I opened this thread, I'm about ransacking my apartment now before I sleep tonight lipsrsealed
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 8:33pm On Jul 18, 2019
Where do you live?
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by nkwuocha: 8:47pm On Jul 18, 2019
Are you living in a barn?

Like where them dey pack farm yam?
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by IamPlato(m): 9:03pm On Jul 18, 2019
You Are In Danger Bro. You Just Killed A Marine Snake... UyaiIncomparabl And Her People Are Coming For You.
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by IamPlato(m): 9:05pm On Jul 18, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
Where do you live?
Nairalanders! Abeg Make Una Help Me See Wetin Person Write As Signature
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by DaddyELEPHANT:
Officialgarri:
Anyways, I won't sleep in that house until I tumble everything , even the ceiling angry
most people that talk trash online live a terrible life offline. They can't even match up to you in real life.

Look at where OP is living !!! He is even living in an uncomplicated building.
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Nightking04(m): 9:19pm On Jul 18, 2019
tee59:
Some of these snakes are friendly and not dangerous.
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Nobody: 9:21pm On Jul 18, 2019
DaddyELEPHANT:
I remember coming across Official garri subbing a guy that got tattoos sometimes ago.
most people that talk trash online live a terrible life offline. They can't even match up to you in real life.

Look at where OP is living !!! He is even living in an uncomplicated building.
You are right to some extent.
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by TheOtherRoom: 9:30pm On Jul 18, 2019
DaddyELEPHANT:
I remember coming across Official garri subbing a guy that got tattoos sometimes ago.
most people that talk trash online live a terrible life offline. They can't even match up to you in real life.

Look at where OP is living !!! He is even living in an uncomplicated building.

Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Nobody: 9:46pm On Jul 18, 2019
That environment looks snake friendly, is that student's lodge? undecided
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Nobody: 9:50pm On Jul 18, 2019
cool
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by ruggedtimi(m): 9:56pm On Jul 18, 2019
Eroms4life17:
One of the most dangerous kind of �. Black mamba very deadly
thats not black mamba
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Officialgarri(op):
DaddyELEPHANT:
most people that talk trash online live a terrible life offline. They can't even match up to you in real life.

Look at where OP is living !!! He is even living in an uncomplicated building.
Oh great. I live in a very terrible environment. Tomorrow,
I can go round and take more pictures of the environment. But at least I've never taken pictures with a random car or in someone's house and all those social media fake lives.
If you see me with a car in a picture, it is really mine. Don't doubt it.

Let me even tell you. It's a three bedroom and we are about 5 guys living in it. Well, that's the best affordable house we could get.
After all, we are only here on a contract job of less than a year.
December, I'll be home inshaAllah, and I'll like you to a video chat or come over to my place. I promise to host you.
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by nicepoker101(m): 11:01pm On Jul 18, 2019
Eroms4life17:
One of the most dangerous kind of �. Black mamba very deadly
That's just a common cobra. Not black mamba. Black mamba has an inky black mouth. Not the skin color.
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by nicepoker101(m): 11:04pm On Jul 18, 2019
Officialgarri:
Lalasticlala, lemme gist you....

I sat at the my kitchen door receiving a call from one woman who thinks I love her that much. angry

I raised my head, and behold, a black snake twisted on the hinge of the black burglar proof.

I must have crushed it the moments when I swung the burglar open and close without even noticing it.
Perhaps, it was just as black as the gate

I heard black snakes are dangerous........ What's this one called please.
Op that's just an innocent cobra that came around to visit you for a mild discussion.
Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by Olorunnim: 11:12pm On Jul 18, 2019
That's a black mamba very dangerous.
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