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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 6:04pm On Oct 06, 2019
Damfostopper:
edakun... make person reply me
did you later see your course of study? If may ask what is your course of study under professional allied to medicine?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by CaptainStephen(m): 6:20pm On Oct 06, 2019
Mode9Juma:
Baba in medical ba, they keep us under the sun for hours before checking our BP which is pure wickedness other screening apart from army, they keep people under AC! that is my greatest nightmare, is wah failed me in dssc taraba course25 2018 and jigawa course24 2016!
Inshort in medical ba
65% is BP/Hypertension issues
BMI 15%
HBV 10%
Sight, flat foot, pile and hernia 7%
Others like HIV, pregancy carry 3%
Guys how can we fight this BP wahala baba imagine like my state that start from letter K i was sitting under sun since 8am na around 3pm they call us for BP check for God sake. Funny when u get back home doctor will say u are okay! Army must trigger something to detect a man.
also ba, no go dey jog for field after credentials screening thinking the following day is medicals baba it raises ur BP
I am not going to sugar coat anything from you. why is your BP high ?
You haven't even gone through the rigours of training yet and you are getting high BP from ordinary yanshing exercise.

Brothers and sisters ! I know we all love the job but Walahi we need to tell ourselves the truth when our bodies don't agree in accord and this is one of the reasons why these things are put in place.

I certainly don't want my 2LT getting a high blood pressure in the mist of gbedu.

But what do i know, our God is a miracle working God and I wish you all the best.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 6:21pm On Oct 06, 2019
ugo4u:

Next time go with a mat(the type Muslims use for prayers) and a wrapper to shield yourself from the scorching sun. That's the tactics many Regulars (present terma 1) used to beat the BP issue, some also used BP supressants but I heard they do test for it in SSC.
lol where do you want to hold the mat to? From old site to new site? Even if you can carry it, I'm sure the soldiers there would not allow you using it to cover your head while the rest of us will sit bare..it probably works for rc like you said...but the only thing you will leave the old site with is your folder containing your documents.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sameereinstein(m): 6:40pm On Oct 06, 2019
ugo4u:

Next time go with a mat(the type Muslims use for prayers) and a wrapper to shield yourself from the scorching sun. That's the tactics many Regulars (present terma 1) used to beat the BP issue, some also used BP supressants but I heard they do test for it in SSC.
Or u can chew zogale (moringa) seeds if u have before that day. That seed crush ur BP level well.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by samobaba4u(m): 6:46pm On Oct 06, 2019
ugo4u:

True talk, some candidates no dey try at all hygiene wise. Na so last year for airforce screening during medicals when them say make guys naked bend down, na so the examiner see leaf inside person yansh grin this na true story o! make una ask ERICSAM. If shortlisted look smart infact spray better perf even inside and Around your nyansh make you no go fall hands.

grin grin ugo, u no know maybe the leave na from local shrine to scale through. Ìbílẹ̀

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by samobaba4u(m): 6:48pm On Oct 06, 2019
Codezz:
Alright Gentlemen. I am now an officer.. thanks all for your well wishes.. pop was a hit.

Congratulations
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Enitiolorunmo: 7:06pm On Oct 06, 2019
Mode9Juma:
minor something.
Pls how
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by eclipsehemmy(m): 7:17pm On Oct 06, 2019
iam2newalhaji:
In case you are shortlisted pls take note...
this man here..... I fear you o.... You get signal info...... I hail o
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ELJC(m): 7:42pm On Oct 06, 2019
Funny post everywhere, my brother if u like get flat foot oh, high bp o, umblical this and that. If God helps u gat a Strong godfather (Nigerian politician) brother na milky way galaxy be that. Dey beg politicians for this sluts.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Korowash(m): 8:02pm On Oct 06, 2019
Hello house pls help me out on what to do �
Don't just understand how it happened
I didn't print out my "local government attestation form' until I saw my friend's own.Pls experts,what should I do .Can I present the normal type we get from our LGs or I go to the cafe and reproduce just like my friend's own(with the army letter heading) .Pls kindly advice me guys.Pls don't insult me I know I'm guilty and worthy of all insults at this moment.Thank you guy .God bless

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prospect048: 8:04pm On Oct 06, 2019
Korowash:
Hello house pls help me out on what to do �
Don't just understand how it happened
I didn't print out my "local government attestation form' until I saw my friend's own.Pls experts,what should I do .Can I present the normal type we get from our LGs or I go to the cafe and reproduce just like my friend's own(with the army letter heading) .Pls kindly advice me guys.Pls don't insult me I know I'm guilty and worthy of all insults at this moment.Thank you guy .God bless
ugo4u, come and help oh... U talk ham

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 8:09pm On Oct 06, 2019
Korowash:
Hello house pls help me out on what to do �
Don't just understand how it happened
I didn't print out my "local government attestation form' until I saw my friend's own.Pls experts,what should I do .Can I present the normal type we get from our LGs or I go to the cafe and reproduce just like my friend's own(with the army letter heading) .Pls kindly advice me guys.Pls don't insult me I know I'm guilty and worthy of all insults at this moment.Thank you guy .God bless


Just like ugo4u said.


They have started oh

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sameereinstein(m): 8:16pm On Oct 06, 2019
Korowash:
Hello house pls help me out on what to do �
Don't just understand how it happened
I didn't print out my "local government attestation form' until I saw my friend's own.Pls experts,what should I do .Can I present the normal type we get from our LGs or I go to the cafe and reproduce just like my friend's own(with the army letter heading) .Pls kindly advice me guys.Pls don't insult me I know I'm guilty and worthy of all insults at this moment.Thank you guy .God bless
Ugo the prophet grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by salaboiz(m): 8:38pm On Oct 06, 2019
Korowash:
Hello house pls help me out on what to do �
Don't just understand how it happened
I didn't print out my "local government attestation form' until I saw my friend's own.Pls experts,what should I do .Can I present the normal type we get from our LGs or I go to the cafe and reproduce just like my friend's own(with the army letter heading) .Pls kindly advice me guys.Pls don't insult me I know I'm guilty and worthy of all insults at this moment.Thank you guy .God bless


Ugo come and see ooo

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 8:40pm On Oct 06, 2019
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Codezz: 9:00pm On Oct 06, 2019
samobaba4u:

Congratulations
Nagode
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by explosiveskull(m): 9:09pm On Oct 06, 2019
sameereinstein:

Or u can chew zogale (moringa) seeds if u have before that day. That seed crush ur BP level well.
If you must do this, first test it like tommorow and check the effect on you cos different drugs mustn't act same way for everyone, our reactions to a drug May differ, whilst it'll lower some peoples BP, it may skyrocket someone's. Let's be guided.
But I believe, if you don't have BP issue, you shouldn't panick.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by explosiveskull(m): 9:11pm On Oct 06, 2019
ELJC:
Funny post everywhere, my brother if u like get flat foot oh, high bp o, umblical this and that. If God helps u gat a Strong godfather (Nigerian politician) brother na milky way galaxy be that. Dey beg politicians for this sluts.
Does it mean that a politician has a better chance of getting you in than a general?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mode9Juma: 9:18pm On Oct 06, 2019
ugo4u:

Next time go with a mat(the type Muslims use for prayers) and a wrapper to shield yourself from the scorching sun. That's the tactics many Regulars (present terma 1) used to beat the BP issue, some also used BP supressants but I heard they do test for it in SSC.
thanks dude u sabi
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Codezz: 9:24pm On Oct 06, 2019
Ever heard of beta blocker ? it neutralizes your bp and ECG... meanwhile I am still enjoying my officership �

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by BabaIbo: 9:39pm On Oct 06, 2019
Hello Nairalanders, please is the list for the recent recruitment exercise out (I mean the next stage after registration)?
Please help a brother it is urgent, I want to know
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by raphtunde: 9:48pm On Oct 06, 2019
BabaIbo:
Hello Nairalanders, please is the list for the recent recruitment exercise out (I mean the next stage after registration)?
Please help a brother it is urgent, I want to know
not yet
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mode9Juma: 9:52pm On Oct 06, 2019
CaptainStephen:
I am not going to sugar coat anything from you. why is your BP high ?
You haven't even gone through the rigours of training yet and you are getting high BP from ordinary yanshing exercise.

Brothers and sisters ! I know we all love the job but Walahi we need to tell ourselves the truth when our bodies don't agree in accord and this is one of the reasons why these things are put in place.

I certainly don't want my 2LT getting a high blood pressure in the mist of gbedu.

But what do i know, our God is a miracle working God and I wish you all the best.
bros no be so na, i play football league sef amatuer pro, always training, why for international hospital no doctor ever told me i get i bp? Lets be honest army are doing there things the harsh way and most things is to reduce candidate like dis BP issues they disqualify my friend saying he has hepatitis which was not true, we did test together in the same army hospital asokoro abuja, also our form of screening candidate is very outdated, say they wan test you abegi, They dont even conduct any psychological test to see whether if army is your dream or if u have the passion, i love Nigerian army wit all my heart but they are not allowing me to prove it, i want to be a soldier i want to make a difference, many instructors in the field have no strategy and logic in dealing wit this terrorists in northeast. Dis pple shud give us oppurtunity, for your infomation i am working earning 6digit salary but army is where the passion lies, i want to wear camo, i want to be in the field assaulting enemies territory, that course25 taraba was my last chance i gave up bcoz of my age but dis year came out in favour of my age again wic is 32 maximun and i am 31 never knew they will increase the age so i applied. God help me, this is my final chance, i wee kuku accept my fate in peace if anything happens this time around. I no do the soja again' 3 screening o, 1 SSC 2 DSSC. always lucky to be shortlisted my SSC came so close i pass medicals and face board but couldnt make the final list, Dssc i failed medicals 2 times.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by eclipsehemmy(m): 9:58pm On Oct 06, 2019
Codezz:
Ever heard of beta blocker ? it neutralizes your bp and ECG... meanwhile I am still enjoying my officership �
nothing personal but you are still a suspect to me....

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 9:58pm On Oct 06, 2019
Mode9Juma:
bros no be so na, i play football league sef amatuer pro, always training, why for international hospital no doctor ever told me i get i bp? Lets be honest army are doing there things the harsh way and most things is to reduce candidate like dis BP issues they disqualify my friend saying he has hepatitis which was not true, we did test together in the same army hospital asokoro abuja, also our form of screening candidate is very outdated, say they wan test you abegi, They dont even conduct any psychological test to see whether if army is your dream or if u have the passion, i love Nigerian army wit all my heart but they are not allowing me to prove it, i want to be a soldier i want to make a difference, many instructors in the field have no strategy and logic in dealing wit this terrorists in northeast. Dis pple shud give us oppurtunity, for your infomation i am working earning 6digit salary but army is where the passion lies, i want to wear camo, i want to be in the field assaulting enemies territory, that course25 taraba was my last chance i gave up bcoz of my age but dis year came out in favour of my age again wic is 32 maximun and i am 31 never knew they will increase the age so i applied. God help me, this is my final chance, i wee kuku accept my fate in peace if anything happens this time around. I no do the soja again' 3 screening o, 1 SSC 2 DSSC. always lucky to be shortlisted my SSC came so close i pass medicals and face board but couldnt make the final list, Dssc i failed medicals 2 times.


I feel ya pain.

Just like the picture.
1 SSC ..... 2 DSSC

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by samobaba4u(m): 9:59pm On Oct 06, 2019
Codezz:
Ever heard of beta blocker ? it neutralizes your bp and ECG... meanwhile I am still enjoying my officership �

It's your time bro enjoy it
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Codezz: 10:00pm On Oct 06, 2019
eclipsehemmy:
nothing personal but you are still a suspect to me....
OK bro
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by eclipsehemmy(m): 10:05pm On Oct 06, 2019
Codezz:
OK bro
for real.... This is so unlike you..... Hmmmmmm.. All those who know you from this thread will no what I'm saying.... If this is you now, then congrats.... Big congrats... You will really grow now.... God bless you

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Codezz: 10:08pm On Oct 06, 2019
eclipsehemmy:
for real.... This is so unlike you..... Hmmmmmm.. All those who know you from this thread will no what I'm saying.... If this is you now, then congrats.... Big congrats... You will really grow now.... God bless you
You think I have your time ? I have been here since my 3rd termer, so what are you saying ?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by eclipsehemmy(m): 10:12pm On Oct 06, 2019
Codezz:
You think I have your time ? I have been here since my 3rd termer, so what are you saying ?
now this is more like you...... Ugo4u u remember this great man bah
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Codezz: 10:13pm On Oct 06, 2019
eclipsehemmy:
now this is more like you...... Ugo4u u remember this great man bah
Night bro.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Ada05(f): 10:19pm On Oct 06, 2019
use brown bandage and go to a make shop ask for concealer. then u use d bandage to cover d exact place where d scare is and use d concealer on d bandage so it blends with ur skin.��‍♀️��‍♀️��‍♀️just try sha
olawaleseun:
I remember reading it on the SSC recruitment site that ALL APPLICANTS ARE NOT TO HAVE ANY BODY MARK OR INSCRIPTION on them, but I've got a Case as Regards that. The Back of my Right Palm was operated on in 2006 and the Scar is Big and Visible (as shown in the pics below). Abeg for those wey Attend last year screening, what is my (Dis)qualification chance??

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