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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 8:21pm On Oct 22, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What do one plate say to another plate? undecided
nothing

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Aden777(m): 10:06pm On Oct 22, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What do one plate say to another plate? undecided
"Na my head food dey"... The food is on me...

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:24pm On Oct 22, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What do one plate say to another plate? undecided


The food is on me grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:56am On Oct 23, 2019
What is Kwara State turning into
oooooooooo? Hmmmmmmmm wonder
shall never end
Oh God!!!!!! I can't believe this, so much
tears in my eyes. Kwara Ilorin city needs
prayer!
A girl called Dorcas Olowolayemo a final year
student at UNILORIN left her house and was
going for a Youth Program at her Church at
about 3pm. She took a Taxi and the Taxi
man, whose name we later got as Innocent
Omowonuola
On their way to the church, the Taxi man
took a different road, Dorcas asked why?
He said he was running away from the
police men at tanker check point ahead.
She started feeling uncomfortable but kept
quiet and was just praying, knowing the
world we are living in is filled with evil.
The man continued and took a different
turn again, at this point, she begged him to
drop her, instead he (driver) increased the
speed.
The man headed for a nearby bush,
dropped her, pretended he was urinating
and then dropped a 1000 Naira note.
He then told Dorcas she dropped her money,
she said no, it wasn't her. But he insisted
and started forcing her to pick the money.
Dorcas cried out! Luckily, a man who was in
the nearby bush heard, hurried to the scene,
seeing the manner at which he was rough
handling the lady, waded in and beat up the
man and insisted that he picks his money
back but the man refused, still claiming the
money belongs to Dorcas.
As God would have it, 10 other hefty men
who were traveling on the same road,
observed the scene and parked their bus.
They all alighted from the bus and asked
questions, hearing what transpired
between them (Dorcas and the driver), they
asked and forced the taxi driver to pick the
money.
Immediately the man picked the money, you
can't imagine what happened......!
NEPA just took light and the TV just went
off.....
So, I could not finish watching the film...
Shebi una like story?
No vex, when dem bring light, I go continue grin grin grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ellahzy(f): 2:37pm On Oct 23, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What do one plate say to another plate? undecided

food is on me grin


phew, finally got to the last page. interesting thread cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:40pm On Oct 23, 2019
ellahzy:


food is on me grin


phew, finally got to the last page. interesting thread cool
Wow, you are highly welcome sis cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ellahzy(f): 2:45pm On Oct 23, 2019
BankyGee:

Wow, you are highly welcome sis cool

thank you.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ellahzy(f): 2:45pm On Oct 23, 2019
BankyGee:


Wow, you are highly welcome sis cool


thank you.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 4:27pm On Oct 23, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What do one plate say to another plate? undecided
food on me

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:40pm On Oct 23, 2019
acegodstime:
food on me
Why did you change your answer bro. Be confident, it helps cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:53pm On Oct 23, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Lunch's on me

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Aden777!
pu7pl3!
ellahzy! (welcome sis cool)
acegodstime!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:05pm On Oct 23, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What do you get when you cross a river, a lake, a pond and a stream? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 7:07pm On Oct 23, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What do you get when you cross a river, a lake, a pond and a stream? undecided
you get wet

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 9:11pm On Oct 23, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What do you get when you cross a river, a lake, a pond and a stream? undecided
wet

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 9:27pm On Oct 23, 2019
BankyGee:

Why did you change your answer bro. Be confident, it helps cool
I had a rethink so... I changed it

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ellahzy(f): 11:39pm On Oct 23, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What do you get when you cross a river, a lake, a pond and a stream? undecided

you get wet.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 5:21am On Oct 24, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What do you get when you cross a river, a lake, a pond and a stream? undecided

You get water all over you

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:41pm On Oct 24, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- You get wet feet

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
wizi44!
acegodstime!
ellahzy!
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:45pm On Oct 24, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

How do you make a fool think he's a duck? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:01pm On Oct 24, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


How do you make a fool think he's a duck? undecided

make them quack

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 4:25pm On Oct 25, 2019
ahhh finally!! last page. i've been following y'all for a while now. time to shut down the place.�

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:03pm On Oct 25, 2019
vibewithme:
ahhh finally!! last page. i've been following y'all for a while now. time to shut down the place.�
You are super welcomed bro. Let's see how you define shut down grin cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:07pm On Oct 25, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Tell him he's a duck grin

No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:10pm On Oct 25, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is the similarity playing cards have with wolves? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:14pm On Oct 25, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is the similarity playing cards have with wolves? undecided
they both play Cardiff city

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:22pm On Oct 25, 2019
Aden777, Ayanfe29, ellahzy, acegodstime. WHERE una dey?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:28pm On Oct 25, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is the similarity playing cards have with wolves? undecided


They come in packs

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:29pm On Oct 25, 2019
BankyGee:
Aden777, Ayanfe29, ellahzy, acegodstime. WHERE una dey?

These are the people that said they would dethrone me grin grin grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:32pm On Oct 25, 2019
pu7pl3:


These are the people that said they would dethrone me grin grin grin
Abi bro, dem no know say baba na father grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 10:43pm On Oct 25, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is the similarity playing cards have with wolves? undecided
they come in packs

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 11:19pm On Oct 25, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is the similarity playing cards have with wolves? undecided


they're always in packs

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ellahzy(f): 11:03am On Oct 26, 2019
I have arrived cool

answer__they both come in packs

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