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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:47pm On Oct 14, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Spoiled milk


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29! (half mark tho wink, spoiled, not expired cool)
acegodstime!
Nayo08!

*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:50pm On Oct 14, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is big, red and eat rocks? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:56pm On Oct 14, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is big, red and eat rocks? undecided
a big red rock eater undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:37pm On Oct 14, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is big, red and eat rocks? undecided

A big red rock eater

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 11:15pm On Oct 14, 2019
A big red rock eater.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:53am On Oct 15, 2019
Love at First Sight

A girl at a bus stop spotted a
handsome man and without
hesitation went to him and said,
"You look cute, I like you."
The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said,
"My dear, this love and
infatuation are all nothing. You
are too young to be behaving
like this. Please go home and study
hard so that you can have a
successful life."
He then placed a piece of paper
on her hand and said, I have
written some words of wisdom
and Bible verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep. Then he walked away. The girl went back to her hostel in shame
and before she slept she opened
up the paper and read thus:
Are you blind? My wife was
standing behind me. Any way,
this is my number. Call me
anytime. By the way, I like you too.

Men are always Men gringringrin

TO BE CONTINUED

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 12:09pm On Oct 15, 2019
grin grin grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:29pm On Oct 15, 2019
Answer to Riddle
A big red rock eater


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
pu7pl3!
PrincessB1!

*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:34pm On Oct 15, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

When things go wrong, what can you always count on? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:36pm On Oct 15, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


When things go wrong, what can you always count on? undecided

your fingers

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by acegodstime(m): 10:48pm On Oct 15, 2019
[quote][/quote] grin[color=#000000][/color][quote author=BankyGee post=83128047]LAUGH TILL U BELLE FULL
- Ewoooo ooooooo!!!!
Have you heard!!??
I said have you heard it?
Ehn, me too I av not heard let us goan hear together.
- You will never know you have Kung Fu skills until a lizard enters your cloth. Ko funny
- I paid 300k to enter aeroplane and you say I should come down. # WeDieHere
- If not that my doctor said I should trek at least 999km daily, what is in aeroplane that I cannot buy.
- That moment when you put #10 inside your church offering bag and when you looked back you saw your crush...
- You will never know that you can commit suicide unknowingly until you lick a yoruba woman's stew without drinking 42 litres of water..... Mortuary straight up
- No matter how smart you are, Aba boys go still knack you.. Experience is the best teacher.
- Ehn, because you are using MTN that is why your teeth is yellow abi .. #issokay
- Wait o, how did all d animals know where the zoo is?
- You won try , yesterday I trek sotay my spirit leave me enter keke.. Since yesterday I have been spiritless.
- You will think u know maths until a bus conductor tells you to take #50 and give him #100 grin grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 6:12am On Oct 16, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


When things go wrong, what can you always count on? undecided
ya fingers

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:28am On Oct 16, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


When things go wrong, what can you always count on? undecided


My fingers

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:02am On Oct 17, 2019
Answer to Riddles
- Your fingers


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Nayo08!
Ayanfe29!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:39pm On Oct 17, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:08pm On Oct 17, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Dizzyrascal(m): 8:08pm On Oct 17, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
there are 5 men in the room

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:13pm On Oct 17, 2019
pu7pl3:

Bro, I don't know what that box means smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:00pm On Oct 17, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:34pm On Oct 17, 2019
BankyGee:

Bro, I don't know what that box means smiley

4,that's what I typed but with smaller fonts

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:19pm On Oct 17, 2019
hulk616:
angry
You are welcome to this thread bruh. Good night, sweet dreams smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:27am On Oct 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


There are five men in za other room

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Aden777(m): 5:32am On Oct 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
5

pu7pl3, Nayo08, Ayanfe29 and co...
I must bench una...
*But before then, please "Riddle Me This".

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:48am On Oct 18, 2019
Aden777:

5

pu7pl3, Nayo08, Ayanfe29 and co...
I must bench una...
*But before then, please "Riddle Me This".




Lol....na D.O.G na
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Aden777(m): 5:56am On Oct 18, 2019
Ayanfe29:




Lol....na D.O.G na
cool
Ayanfe29:




Lol....na D.O.G na
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 6:31am On Oct 18, 2019
hulk616:
angry

grin is that a number grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 6:37am On Oct 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

5 my good bro wink

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 6:39am On Oct 18, 2019
Aden777:

5

pu7pl3, Nayo08, Ayanfe29 and co...
I must bench una...
*But before then, please "Riddle Me This".
grin who iz diswan

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:14am On Oct 18, 2019
Nayo08:
grin who iz diswan

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:17am On Oct 18, 2019
Nayo08:
grin is that a number grin
That's hulk616 for you bro. You no go understand this guy walahi grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:41am On Oct 18, 2019
Aden777:

5

pu7pl3, Nayo08, Ayanfe29 and co...
I must bench una...
*But before then, please "Riddle Me This".

You are highly welcome to try grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 11:43am On Oct 18, 2019
BankyGee:

You are welcome to this thread bruh.
Good night, sweet dreams smiley
where is my welcome gift ?

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