Expecting to see something reasonable from the comedian but unfortunately he said nothing.

What's this one saying sef? Doubting the power of God? What you believe works for you

I was once flying in my dream and i landed in a bush full of bags of MONEY and when I wake Up, I saw loads of money in my room

if u cant believe this den no need to believe Daniel in de lions den, Moses and de Red sea, Jesus and de five k people he fed

Impossible strategist... I love that song... Beware God is a God of miracles and when you tell it to people it will seem like a lie.. May we experience that miracle that will leave us dumbfounded

Gross stupidity is causing a lot of Nigerians not have faith in God

Endtimebro:
Unbelievers will doubt even the testimonies of Jesus' miracle save for the fact that evidences abound.
Is it possible for someone to walk on water?
Can five loaves of bread and few fishes feed thousands with left over?
Stephen was also teleported after talking with the Ethiopian eunuch.
I can go on and on.
So you see u cannot use your human brain to reason out how miracle work. It beats ur logic and reasoning. My guy miracle still happen even in our days. But how the devil had turn the heart of men to mock at the works of God

my guy u sef reason am na human being teleport go Lagos of all place and u nor hear for this digital age, the soldiers sef nor run , make we dey reason somekind things .As a Christian I know miracles exists but not all that glitter is gold

Baba forget lemme burst your brain, in Africa we relate everything to religion and miracles even coincidence. That even when we took some safety precautions and it safes us we still relate it to religion. We believe that we cannot do anything alone except by the power of one superior being, thus in our acknowledgement we always start with All glory to God, without him I cannot achieve this and that but the white we say : to my wife Linda and my Mum without you guys this cannot be possible because they believe in possibilities. They never limit themselves

Religion is not the problem of Africa, Africa is the problem of religion

ursullalinda:
Christianity can't be understood by logical reasoning that's why it's called miracle not magic...I know one or two miracles I have experienced but it will sound impossible to a lay man.... the only sad thing is that Africans have commercialised everything.... the highest scammer wins and the gullible followers are not helping issues

largehead:
Guys I am a living example. I was kidnapped alongside two others on our way to kogi from Akure. The kidnappers tied us side by side with each other.

We walked for like 8 hrs before reaching their hideout. It was a long walk tho.

We where welcomed by four armed men. They made me wet tho. I get really wet seeing thugs with Guns tho.

That night I was raped severally. I was just screaming, but deep down, it was fun. I had not cum like I did that day.

Long story short, God finally answered my prayers after 4 days of marathon sxx. Wow. We were all released without a single scratch. Just bruises on my butt cheek tho.

ode! mtcchheewww!

Awe4luv:

ode! mtcchheewww!

isan:
Wake up that was 2000 years ago unconfirmed news

kettykin:
Gross stupidity is causing a lot of Nigerians not have faith in God

Mcuzy:
my guy u sef reason am na human being teleport go Lagos of all place and u nor hear for this digital age, the soldiers sef nor run , make we dey reason somekind things .As a Christian I know miracles exists but not all that glitter is gold

Gtuns:



Sure maga spotted

kelvindj98:
Edo Airways

Ya'll should goan read the book "GOD'S GENERALS" and see what kinda testimonies are there.....Testimonies by "oyinbo" people actually. Or just google any or all of these people/event.


Maria Etter
Smith wigglesworth
John G Lake
Kathryn Khulman
Azuza revival
Kenneth hagin

SultanOfAbia:
Pentecostal Churches are scams

catholic churches are cults!

Awe4luv:

ode! mtcchheewww!

As in

jesusjnr:
Not saying it truly happened, but that such had happened before on several occasions in the Bible as this instance:

Acts 12:4-11 (KJV)

4 And when he had apprehended him, he put him in prison, and delivered him to four quaternions of soldiers to keep him; intending after Easter to bring him forth to the people.
5 Peter therefore was kept in prison: but prayer was made without ceasing of the church unto God for him.
6 And when Herod would have brought him forth, the same night Peter was sleeping between two soldiers, bound with two chains: and the keepers before the door kept the prison.
7 And, behold, the angel of the Lord came upon him, and a light shined in the prison: and he smote Peter on the side, and raised him up, saying, Arise up quickly. And his chains fell off from his hands.
8 And the angel said unto him, Gird thyself, and bind on thy sandals. And so he did. And he saith unto him, Cast thy garment about thee, and follow me.
9 And he went out, and followed him; and wist not that it was true which was done by the angel; but thought he saw a vision.
10 When they were past the first and the second ward, they came unto the iron gate that leadeth unto the city; which opened to them of his own accord: and they went out, and passed on through one street; and forthwith the angel departed from him.
11 And when Peter was come to himself, he said, Now I know of a surety, that the Lord hath sent his angel, and hath delivered me out of the hand of Herod, and from all the expectation of the people of the Jews.

So if God had done it then, He could still do it today, for God is the same yesterday, today, and forever, and with Him nothing shall be impossible.

God bless.

Philips 8:39 would have been a better place to quote.


39 When they came up out of the water, the Spirit of the Lord snatched Philip away. The eunuch never saw him again but went on his way rejoicing. 40 Meanwhile, Philip found himself farther north at the town of Azotus. He preached the Good News there and in every town along the way until he came to Caesarea.

Endtimebro:
Unbelievers will doubt even the testimonies of Jesus' miracle save for the fact that evidences abound.
Is it possible for someone to walk on water?
Can five loaves of bread and few fishes feed thousands with left over?
Stephen was also teleported after talking with the Ethiopian eunuch.
I can go on and on.
So you see u cannot use your human brain to reason out how miracle work. It beats ur logic and reasoning. My guy miracle still happen even in our days. But how the devil had turn the heart of men to mock at the works of God

"Evidences" like?

Dem don use this wan brain roll dice.

jesusjnr:
Not saying it truly happened, but that such had happened before on several occasions in the Bible as this instance:

Acts 12:4-11 (KJV)

4 And when he had apprehended him, he put him in prison, and delivered him to four quaternions of soldiers to keep him; intending after Easter to bring him forth to the people.
5 Peter therefore was kept in prison: but prayer was made without ceasing of the church unto God for him.
6 And when Herod would have brought him forth, the same night Peter was sleeping between two soldiers, bound with two chains: and the keepers before the door kept the prison.
7 And, behold, the angel of the Lord came upon him, and a light shined in the prison: and he smote Peter on the side, and raised him up, saying, Arise up quickly. And his chains fell off from his hands.
8 And the angel said unto him, Gird thyself, and bind on thy sandals. And so he did. And he saith unto him, Cast thy garment about thee, and follow me.
9 And he went out, and followed him; and wist not that it was true which was done by the angel; but thought he saw a vision.
10 When they were past the first and the second ward, they came unto the iron gate that leadeth unto the city; which opened to them of his own accord: and they went out, and passed on through one street; and forthwith the angel departed from him.
11 And when Peter was come to himself, he said, Now I know of a surety, that the Lord hath sent his angel, and hath delivered me out of the hand of Herod, and from all the expectation of the people of the Jews.

So if God had done it then, He could still do it today, for God is the same yesterday, today, and forever, and with Him nothing shall be impossible.

God bless.

Praise the Lord! !!!!

largehead:
Guys I am a living example. I was kidnapped alongside two others on our way to kogi from Akure. The kidnappers tied us side by side with each other.

We walked for like 8 hrs before reaching their hideout. It was a long walk tho.

We where welcomed by four armed men. They made me wet tho. I get really wet seeing thugs with Guns tho.

That night I was raped severally. I was just screaming, but deep down, it was fun. I had not cum like I did that day.

Long story short, God finally answered my prayers after 4 days of marathon sxx. Wow. We were all released without a single scratch. Just bruises on my butt cheek tho.

Aunty pls feel to share your tesmonies with us here so that ''the name of our father in heaven 'll be praise tanki0

ursullalinda:
Christianity can't be understood by logical reasoning that's why it's called miracle not magic...I know one or two miracles I have experienced but it will sound impossible to a lay man.... the only sad thing is that Africans have commercialised everything.... the highest scammer wins and the gullible followers are not helping issues

Wow

Gtuns:



Sure maga spotted

you are in the spirit bro.

It was the members that came out to share testimonies not the senior pastor. The one for AK47, I watched the boy and his mother share the testimony live.

largehead:
Guys I am a living example. I was kidnapped alongside two others on our way to kogi from Akure. The kidnappers tied us side by side with each other.

We walked for like 8 hrs before reaching their hideout. It was a long walk tho.

We where welcomed by four armed men. They made me wet tho. I get really wet seeing thugs with Guns tho.

That night I was raped severally. I was just screaming, but deep down, it was fun. I had not cum like I did that day.

Long story short, God finally answered my prayers after 4 days of marathon sxx. Wow. We were all released without a single scratch. Just bruises on my butt cheek tho.

Blinkers:


It's apparent that Wale Gates doesn't know that when it comes to religion, even, the brain of the smartest Nigerians go on sabbatical.

Dr. Enenche is not stupid. He knows that the more illogical and unbelievable the story is, the more religious dunderheads would rush to believe it, and criticize the few who challenge the lies.

No be dis same set of Christians believe say G.O drive Motor from Lagos to Ibadan without fuel

Another one talk say e use church sticker on top cooking gas container and gas no finish for 6 years.

To swindle Nigerians, be very good at spinning religious lies.

what

I swear if uve ever seen where they are using magic I mean Nigerian babalawo sending thunder to people u will believe in God andmiracles

Grayfive:
I believe. Its true!!

Am a Catholic but he is the best ever pastor for me... I knew him from scratch

He is a sincere man

Grayfive:
I believe. Its true!!

Am a Catholic but he is the best ever pastor for me... I knew him from scratch

He is a sincere man...

MhannyEra:
Here's a video of Pastor Paul Enenche of the dunamics church as he shared a controversial testimony in church, this testimony has got Nigerians talking and got a twitter user, Wale Gates, to ridicule him online.

The first testimony was about a man(Son to the leader(woman) of welfare unit) who was by Fulani herdsmen, who attempted to kill him alongside others that were captured, on his way out. But all attempt by these men to kill them proved abortive....... more.

The second testimony was about a member(lady) who was kidnapped by unknown men and taken for execution, the lady who was in Benin, Edo State where she was kidnapped, was miraculously teleported from her place of captive to Lagos, at an army checkpoint precisely, who took her in for questioning for 24hrs and later took her home.
The Pastor said all this testimonies were all shared in church.
Wale Gates in ridicule of him said;

“This is the most amazing story you will today...

Totally True
Totally Happened
Totally Believable
Totally Credible
Who are you to doubt this wonderful story?
You mean herdsmen with 15 AK$7 guns (how did you know?) tried to shoot, their 15 guns didnt fire & the machete carrying sadistic barbaric murdering lunatics chop everyone to bits? Wow.
U mean a murderer came to visit u in sch & u didnt japa to call people? Wow
Totally true story.
Story no.2 was even more AMAZING.
You mean Nigerian army saw a randomly teleported lady next to them and didn't JAPA? Wow”.

Watch Video:

https://twitter.com/walegates/status/1187050287330136064?s=19

https://www.newsbroadcast.com.ng/2019/10/paul-enenches-testimony-that-got.html

This critics are ignorant of the power of God

Wow

..."the foolishness of God is miser than men...." 1cor.1:25; 1cor.2 "but the natural man receiveth not the things of the spirit....." The work of miracles defies logic..God work's in diverse manner... It is until God performs a miracle that's personal to you, then you will understand. I have witnessed such miracle before, so there nothing to doubt about the working power of God

I watched DAT guys testimony on d TV..... it wasn't a lie.... let's be mindful of how we talk down on man of God..

It all boils down to who you believe in and it will work for you through your faith belief system. Our God is a God of miracle and his newness and glory is second to none. They are many miracles orchestrated by God through his Jesus christ i have experience in the past and even now he is so worthy of my praise forevermore.

These testimonies from the man of God is small compared to what God has done before and he is still doing.

I feel sad for Christians o

Another daddy freeze in the making.