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No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by lordsharks(m): 12:26pm On Oct 28, 2019
A Nigerian man has cried out for help after his inability to locate a single woman that would pass his wife material test.

In a text he sent to relationship expert, Joro Olumofin, the man shared details of his test and revealed that ladies keep failing it because they lack discipline and he is ready to settle down and searching for the one lady that will pass his test.

"Hello Joro where will I find a woman who will pass my wife material test. No girl has ever passed this test. I'm getting old. I want to marry.

Please share on your blog joro. This is the test; So I invite a girl to my place and ask her to fry plantain. If she can't fry all the plantain and not eat 1 she is not a wife material.

So many have failed this test. Some eat about 9 pieces before it's ready: She lacks Discipline, she will fall for temptation easily, and she can't maintain resource well.

It's very simple test but all girls keep failing. Why can't it be easy not to fry and not eat 1. I prayed about it today in morning mass. Where is this girl? Are you out there"
Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by jobbitto1(m): 12:30pm On Oct 28, 2019
Your test is very difficult for girls of these days to pass.
Wish you luck any ways


Check my signature if you want crayfish in bulk

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Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by kowema(f): 12:31pm On Oct 28, 2019
Lmaoooo!!. Funny nonsense.
More important and factual issues are there that you could use to test a woman, but no, na rubbish Pro-plantain fryer You dey find.
Discipline my ass, manager my left auricle.
Yeye dey smell

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Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by lordsharks(m): 12:32pm On Oct 28, 2019
kowema:
Lmaoooo!!. Funny nonsense.
More important and factual issues are there that you could use to test a woman, but no, na rubbish Pro-plantain fryer You dey find.
Discipline my ass, manager my left auricle.
Yeye dey smell
grin grin grin grin
Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by seniorgozman(m): 12:33pm On Oct 28, 2019
Even me wey be guy will fail that test. The temptation no be here

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Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by OTayobami(m): 12:42pm On Oct 28, 2019
Plantain ni plantation boiz ko! No go marry, your mates go turn Granny you go still dey there dey find who go fry plantain for you!
Junkie!

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Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by thorpido(m): 12:42pm On Oct 28, 2019
Nonsense test.........but him go wan touch Bobby.
Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by internationalman(m): 12:58pm On Oct 28, 2019
that is a test of patience
Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by obi4eze(m): 1:00pm On Oct 28, 2019
He isn't ready to marry yet.

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Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by lilmax(m): 1:04pm On Oct 28, 2019
He's on point

I also test women when it comes to boiling eggs, none passed
Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by Geminita1(f): 2:09pm On Oct 28, 2019
One way to spot a broke ass.

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Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by SunriseW(f): 2:21pm On Oct 28, 2019
Just continue somebody will pass,but it will be someone that doesn't like plantain.
You have not even started searching, you have not seen one who will finish the plantains raw without frying
Keep on counting it piece by piece.
When you marry her, also count rice, beans, and don't forget measure yam with ruler.�

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Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by Lizboh(f): 2:39pm On Oct 28, 2019
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Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by pidgintutor: 2:41pm On Oct 28, 2019
SunriseW:
Just continue somebody will pass,but it will be someone that doesn't like plantain.
You have not even started searching, you have not seen one who will finish the plantains raw without frying
Keep on counting it piece by piece.
When you marry her, also count rice, beans, and don't forget measure yam with ruler.�

So much experience in few lines.. Did someone do this to you?
Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by tiffanyfan(f): 2:50pm On Oct 28, 2019
Even if I fry 100 plantain sef I won't taste one, because I don't like eating it. Mind you...this small girl is not available o
Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by tosinhtml: 2:52pm On Oct 28, 2019
tiffanyfan:
Even if I fry 100 plantain sef I won't taste one, because I don't like eating it. Mind you...this small girl is not available o

In your mind now
Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by tiffanyfan(f): 2:57pm On Oct 28, 2019
tosinhtml:


In your mind now

I really don't like it because it has sugary taste
Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by Macgabe(m): 3:01pm On Oct 28, 2019
lordsharks:
A Nigerian man has cried out for help after his inability to locate a single woman that would pass his wife material test.

In a text he sent to relationship expert, Joro Olumofin, the man shared details of his test and revealed that ladies keep failing it because they lack discipline and he is ready to settle down and searching for the one lady that will pass his test.

"Hello Joro where will I find a woman who will pass my wife material test. No girl has ever passed this test. I'm getting old. I want to marry.

Please share on your blog joro. This is the test; So I invite a girl to my place and ask her to fry plantain. If she can't fry all the plantain and not eat 1 she is not a wife material.

So many have failed this test. Some eat about 9 pieces before it's ready: She lacks Discipline, she will fall for temptation easily, and she can't maintain resource well.

It's very simple test but all girls keep failing. Why can't it be easy not to fry and not eat 1. I prayed about it today in morning mass. Where is this girl? Are you out there"

Lol...if they don't taste it, how will they know if its OK? Don't bother looking for Miss right, look for miss left and drag her to the right. SIMPLE!!!

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Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by SunriseW(f): 3:16pm On Oct 28, 2019
pidgintutor:


So much experience in few lines.. Did someone do this to you?

Do what?
Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by Nobody: 3:22pm On Oct 28, 2019
tiffanyfan:


I really don't like it because it has sugary taste
Oshe!!! So plantain taste sugary? I have learnt something today
Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by makeherscream(m): 4:15pm On Oct 28, 2019
Geminita1:
One way to spot a broke ass.
grin ur mouth no good

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Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by AfroKnight: 4:20pm On Oct 28, 2019
Bro, even you cannot pass your test. grin

If any girl passes that test, check well, na spirit.

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Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by Nobody: 4:23pm On Oct 28, 2019
Should b easy for girls who dislike dodo

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Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by chigoizie7(m): 4:26pm On Oct 28, 2019
I love plantain so much, I haven’t eaten it in a long time now, I now saw and bought a bunch on Saturday. I fried it and didn’t taste any of it until I fried all .

I am a guy, but I do not see that as a big deal.
Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by Nobody: 4:37pm On Oct 28, 2019
SunriseW:
Just continue somebody will pass,but it will be someone that doesn't like plantain.
You have not even started searching, you have not seen one who will finish the plantains raw without frying
Keep on counting it piece by piece.
When you marry her, also count rice, beans, and don't forget measure yam with ruler.�

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Bad mouth.
Lol cheesy
Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by 2buffagain(m): 4:39pm On Oct 28, 2019
It is written...

You must not muzzle the ox that threshes the wheat.
Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by pidgintutor: 4:56pm On Oct 28, 2019
SunriseW:


Do what?
count all the items you mentioned
Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by tosinhtml: 5:27pm On Oct 28, 2019
tiffanyfan:


I really don't like it because it has sugary taste

The " D " has sugary taste too though and I'm sure you like that one.
Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by tiffanyfan(f): 6:02pm On Oct 28, 2019
tosinhtml:


The " D " has sugary taste too though and I'm sure you like that one.



I don't know what you are talking about sir
Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by EmptyCoconutHead(m): 6:14pm On Oct 28, 2019
tosinhtml:


The " D " has sugary taste too though and I'm sure you like that one.
hahahahahaha grin mad man

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