This Lowlife man has an android, data, electricity and time yet he says he's hungry and suicidal? some people are making legit money with all four aforementioned items and you're here trying to scam people

Disregard the naysayers. I am helpless, homeless and a destitute. I need an apartment. I am indeed in need of help. Please help me in any way you can please. I am suicidal coz I am at a crossroad and living miserably...

Please help

LOWLIFER:
[s]Disregard the naysayers. I am helpless, homeless and a destitute. I need an apartment. I am indeed in need of help. Please help me in any way you can please. I am suicidal coz I am at a crossroad and living miserably...

Please help[/s]

You're here again...Even calling those who discovered your corny, fraudulent block head, naysayers...

That death that you so wish for, will fall on you.

Of all the format in the world, na 1k suicide format you dey throw...no worry, e go soon consume you.

I need help to get a single room/apartment

LOWLIFER:
[s]I need help to get a single room/apartment[/s]

You will not get any help...No lowlife fraudster deserves help.

I dey your back like bed bug, dey follow every of your single criminal move.

O ni kure

If you can't show any proof that I am a criminal or that I am Felixamos on Nairaland. Then it won't be well with you and you are Cursed today henceforth. Everything you lay your hand on shall crumble and you won't achieve any success in life.


Write today down...

philip0906:

You will not get any help...No lowlife fraudster deserves help.

I dey your back like bed bug, dey follow every of your single criminal move.

O ni kure

LOWLIFER:

[s]If you can't show any proof that I am a criminal or that I am Felixamos on Nairaland. Then it won't be well with you and you are Cursed today henceforth. Everything you lay your hand on shall crumble and you won't achieve any success in life.


Write today down...[/s]

You are a fraudster who should have committed suicide by sunday...

Sunday has elapsed, you're still typing in the human world. You will still die...That death you use to commit fraud will still consume you.

You have been bursted on several threads, you want me to show YOU, proof of your own fraudulent acts, your lies & inconsistencies...Ogun go kee you.

No worry, I perch for your back like fly.

You will eventually drive yourself to death, because NO SANE nairalander, will drop farthing for you to buy beer & carry ashewo for christmas

You promised to reveal my inconsistencies and lies since, what are you waiting for... Myself and other unbiased Nairalanders are waiting for that inextinguishable facts abi you are sad you cant eat a humble pie like me and ask for assistance. You are only throwing tantrums. Its only an hereditary lunatic that will repeat something for an umpteenth time without any fact.


Yes we all have our dark fantasies we often keep to ourselves, and wishing to die on a Sunday coz I was born on a Sunday doesn't invalidate anything.


I wish you can bring tangible facts to burst my bubbles abi when did NL turn to a place for people with low intellect.

If not for my condition and predicament, a loon like you with low IQ will not be privileged to talk to me.


NB: WATCH THE LOON NEXT LAME RESPONSE.... IT WILL MAKE YOU PUKE.

philip0906:

You are a fraudster who should have committed suicide by sunday...

Sunday has elapsed, you're still typing in the human world. You will still die...That death you use to commit fraud will still consume you.

You have been bursted on several threads, you want me to show YOU, proof of your own fraudulent acts, your lies & inconsistencies...Ogun go kee you.

No worry, I perch for your back like fly.

You will eventually drive yourself to death, because NO SANE nairalander, will drop farthing for you to buy beer & carry ashewo for christmas

Boys Quarter sir.

Felixamos:


Point of correction that Philip you quoted is broke and he should even inspire you not to take your life. Secondly if you read my previous comments you would see the part where I wrote that I would never be moved by any suicide attempt online again but after reading @richy post I felt I should give it a second chance well this is the last time I would ever do it.. I asked you the last questions(what type of apartment you stay) to get more enquiry so as to engage few persons I know online, even if it's five of us to send you 1k each that is 5k. atleast you could use that to eat this weekend but I'm done taking insults online for someone I don't know courtesy of that fool called philip.. I'm sorry I can't ask you further questions but I do hope and pray that you heed the advice you've gotten and stay strong after all, you're still better off than some people including Philip. Philip has blocked the little cash I would have raised for you. I want you to sincerely cause him in the name of any gods or God you serve.. I pray all will be well for you.. Peace!!

LOWLIFER:
Boys Quarter sir.

You will not die well...

As at saturday, you said your rent will expire November...not that it has expired

Sunday, you were already squatting with friends...

Read carefully ok

philip0906:

You will not die well...

As at saturday, you said your rent will expire November...not that it has expired

Sunday, you were already squatting with friends...

LOWLIFER:
Read carefully ok

I'm alive, my eyes are working fine...

You're the one who's close to the grave, you might have made a mistake due to depression, when typing that.

Criminal!

So how did the story end? Did OP finally discover a reason to live after someone sent him money? Nairalanders are snitches so despite many exposing his fraudulent ways a few users here will still form smart and send him money. I’m only surprised how a suicidal man has all the responses to give naysayers. Time and wit are plenty on his hands.

Edit: Oh, ok, he got banned. Good.

Pls dont. There is nothing on earth that you are going through that doesnt have an end date.

LOWLIFER:
I am fed up of life, it's too unbearable for me; I can't take it any longer. I was born on a Sunday, looking to leave the earthly realm on a beautiful day like that too...


Adieu....

That Philip guy z really a bone in the op's neck.


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