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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:27pm On Nov 17, 2019
hulk616:
poor boyfriend/girlfriend

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:36pm On Nov 17, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

You throw me out when you want to use me, and take me back in when I'm of no use at that moment.

What am I? undecided
Me, I don't know this one o but let me thief answer from somebody, I no mention name o

Anchor
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:05pm On Nov 17, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

You throw me out when you want to use me, and take me back in when I'm of no use at that moment.

What am I? undecided
anchor
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:06pm On Nov 17, 2019
grin being sincere like our sister is nice unlike one dude here that keeps denying everything grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by okikiosibodu(m): 11:31pm On Nov 17, 2019
Candoit:
River
Correct
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by okikiosibodu(m): 11:34pm On Nov 17, 2019
Riddle this....
Feed me with food I yet live. But give me water, I die... What am I?
Note..... I no be maami water grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 2:14am On Nov 18, 2019
okikiosibodu:
Riddle this....
Feed me with food I yet live. But give me water, I die... What am I?
Note..... I no be maami water grin
fire?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by okikiosibodu(m): 5:35am On Nov 18, 2019
vibewithme:
fire?
Yup. Correct
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 6:40am On Nov 18, 2019
okikiosibodu:
Riddle this....
Feed me with food I yet live. But give me water, I die... What am I?
Note..... I no be maami water grin
Please, you're posting riddles on the thread without permission from the owner. Are things being done that way? huh
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by okikiosibodu(m): 12:28pm On Nov 18, 2019
BankyGee:
Please, you're posting riddles on the thread without permission from the owner. Are things being done that way? huh
Oya sorry. No vex
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 5:11pm On Nov 18, 2019
okikiosibodu:
Oya sorry. No vex

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:49pm On Nov 18, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- An anchor


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
Nayo08!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:53pm On Nov 18, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What has a foot on each side and one in the middle? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:00pm On Nov 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What has a foot on each side and one in the middle? undecided
cool let's go and search for answer
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:06pm On Nov 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What has a foot on each side and one in the middle? undecided
A yard stick
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:21pm On Nov 18, 2019
Nayo08:
cool let's go and search for answer

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:26pm On Nov 18, 2019
Nayo08:
cool let's go and search for answer
a yard stick
I checked Google cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:34pm On Nov 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What has a foot on each side and one in the middle? undecided
camera stand
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op):
Answer to Riddle
- A Tripod (Camera stand)
- Yardstick*



Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
hulk616! grin
pu7pl3!*
Nayo08!*


*Claps, cheers*

*Modified

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:19pm On Nov 19, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:24pm On Nov 19, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- A Tripod (Camera stand)


Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
hulk616 grin
*Claps, cheers*
I m too good. grin grin grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Hollyb(f): 7:55pm On Nov 19, 2019
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:05pm On Nov 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
How is my answer wrong bro angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:12pm On Nov 19, 2019
pu7pl3:
How is my answer wrong bro angry
A yardstick does not have three feet bro...
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:17pm On Nov 19, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- A Tripod (Camera stand)


Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
hulk616 grin
*Claps, cheers*
angry but I got the answer from Google angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:18pm On Nov 19, 2019
BankyGee:
A yardstick does not have three feet bro...
A yard=3feet check Google...

I thought we were solving riddles here not stating the obvious angry undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:20pm On Nov 19, 2019
pu7pl3:
A yard=3feet check Google...

I thought we were solving riddles here not stating the obvious angry undecided
angry tell him
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 11:03pm On Nov 19, 2019
Nayo08:
angry but I got the answer from Google angry
pu7pl3:
A yard=3feet check Google...

I thought we were solving riddles here not stating the obvious angry undecided
A yardstick is equal to three feet, it does not have three feet. That's where you are getting it wrong. Read the riddle again wink
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:07pm On Nov 19, 2019
BankyGee:
A yardstick is equal to three feet, it does not have three feet. That's where you are getting it wrong. Read the riddle again wink
No...a yard = 3ft

A yardSTICK has 3ft in it

It's a riddle FFS it's not meant to be something literal and obvious like that
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 11:16pm On Nov 19, 2019
pu7pl3:
No...a yard = 3ft

A yardSTICK has 3ft in it

It's a riddle FFS it's not meant to be something literal and obvious like that
Well, The Riddler said that is the answer.

Had it been no one got the answer it'd've been a different case, but hulk616 hit the nail on the head. He might've used the same Google you used bruh... Riddle is dynamic, some questions you think are literal may not be literal and vice-versa cool
Like the other riddle having 'matches' as the answer, the question was direct. You said the answer was too obvious, that you were suspecting it, but it turned out to be the correct answer.
That is just how it is cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:24pm On Nov 19, 2019
BankyGee:
Well, The Riddler said that is the answer.

Had it been no one got the answer it'd've been a different case, but hulk616 hit the nail on the head. He might've used the same Google you used bruh... Riddle is dynamic, some questions you think are literal may not be literal and vice-versa cool
Like the other riddle having 'matches' as the answer, the question was direct. You said the answer was too obvious, that you were suspecting it, but it turned out to be the correct answer.
That is just how it is cool
That is a very different case bruh..you can't say or prove that yardstick is incorrect..you just deemed it incorrect on your own probably cos you didn't know it before. If the camera tripod stand is correct then a tricycle or a cooking tripod or basically everything else that has 3 legs is also correct but the riddle said FEET and this riddle is popular,I didn't have to use Google

You my friend are wrong in your assesments
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 11:54pm On Nov 19, 2019
pu7pl3:
That is a very different case bruh..you can't say or prove that yardstick is incorrect..you just deemed it incorrect on your own probably cos you didn't know it before. If the camera tripod stand is correct then a tricycle or a cooking tripod or basically everything else that has 3 legs is also correct but the riddle said FEET and this riddle is popular,I didn't have to use Google

You my friend are wrong in your assesments
Riddles can be literal or non-literal, like I said before. Presence of FEET in the riddle is what makes it a non-literal riddle bruh. LEGS would make it more literal smiley
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