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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 2:37pm On Nov 10, 2019
BankyGee announce the winners and also the losers angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Blackspider: 2:45pm On Nov 10, 2019
Riddle me this;

1. What does all iPhone users have in common?

2. Why was the cellphone taken to the dentist?

3. I am a seed with 3 letter, take away my last two letter and I still sound. What am I?

4. What kind of table has no legs?


Bankygee, you will have to forgive me please.

Hulk616 causing trouble as usual
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 2:57pm On Nov 10, 2019
hulk616:
apology not accepted angry angry


who told you i was apologizing??

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 3:18pm On Nov 10, 2019
Blackspider:
Riddle me this;

1. What does all iPhone users have in common?

2. Why was the cellphone taken to the dentist?

3. I am a seed with 3 letter, take away my last two letter and I still sound. What am I?

4. What kind of table has no legs?


Bankygee, you will have to forgive me please.

Hulk616 causing trouble as usual



1. they all have apples?

2. to get their bluetooth removed

3. pea

4. periodic///times
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 5:12pm On Nov 10, 2019
Blackspider:
Riddle me this;

1. What does all iPhone users have in common?

2. Why was the cellphone taken to the dentist?

3. I am a seed with 3 letter, take away my last two letter and I still sound. What am I?

4. What kind of table has no legs?


Bankygee, you will have to forgive me please.

Hulk616 causing trouble as usual
easy riddles undecided
My answers
1. Apple
2. To take off their blue teeth
3. Pea
4. Timetable

Which trouble am I causing ? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 5:12pm On Nov 10, 2019
vibewithme:



who told you i was apologizing??
ask yourself angry

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 5:22pm On Nov 10, 2019
hulk616:
ask yourself angry

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:06pm On Nov 10, 2019
Please, this thread is turning to something else: vibewithme, hulk616, Blackspider stop derailing the thread angry

I know there's no person less than 18 years behind the keyboard here.
Let's respect our ages please!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 6:10pm On Nov 10, 2019
BankyGee:
Please, this thread is turning to something else: vibewithme, hulk616, Blackspider stop derailing the thread angry

I know there's no person less than 18 years behind the keyboard here.
Let's respect our ages please!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:18pm On Nov 10, 2019
Answers to Riddle
- Because he had no knife to cut it with


Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
vibewithme!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:27pm On Nov 10, 2019
hulk616:
my confirmed answer

He doesn't have knife, laser, spoon, sword, Cutlass to cut the apple with. angry
hulk616:
because you bite and eat apples
hulk616:
because he had no Adams apple

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Blackspider: 6:31pm On Nov 10, 2019
BankyGee:
Please, this thread is turning to something else: vibewithme, hulk616, Blackspider stop derailing the thread angry

I know there's no person less than 18 years behind the keyboard here.
Let's respect our ages please!
Am not among cry cry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:39pm On Nov 10, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Where did Noah hit the first nail in The Ark?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 6:47pm On Nov 10, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Where did Noah hit the first nail in The Ark?


on the head!!!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:22pm On Nov 10, 2019
BankyGee:
Please, this thread is turning to something else: vibewithme, hulk616, Blackspider stop derailing the thread angry

I know there's no person less than 18 years behind the keyboard here.
Let's respect our ages please!
angry how am i derailing this thread ?
Blackspider is < lipsrsealed
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:24pm On Nov 10, 2019
BankyGee:
Answers to Riddle
- Because he had no knife to cut it with


Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
vibewithme!
*Claps, cheers*
where is my name? angry angry angry This cheating is not acceptable. We are going to court angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:24pm On Nov 10, 2019
BankyGee:



How ?!!!!!!!

I stated my confirmed answer angry
See you in court
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:26pm On Nov 10, 2019
Blackspider:
Am not among cry cry
you started all these angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Blackspider: 7:43pm On Nov 10, 2019
hulk616:
you started all these angry
Bia, stop calling me, I came and saw you fighting with vibewithme. Anywhere you go na wahala follow am angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:47pm On Nov 10, 2019
Blackspider:
Bia, stop calling me, I came and saw you fighting with vibewithme. Anywhere you go na wahala follow am angry
vibewithme insulted me for no reason. A peacemaker like don't look for trouble.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Blackspider: 8:13pm On Nov 10, 2019
hulk616:
vibewithme insulted me for no reason. A peacemaker like don't look for trouble.
If only thing can believe that
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:04pm On Nov 10, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Where did Noah hit the first nail in The Ark?

On it's head

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:45pm On Nov 10, 2019
Blackspider:
If only thing can believe that
BankyGee can testify

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 12:09am On Nov 11, 2019
hulk616:
easy riddles undecided
My answers
1. Apple
2. To take off their blue teeth
3. Pea
4. Timetable

Which trouble am I causing ? undecided
your no 2 answer clearly shows that you only copy and paste

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 12:30am On Nov 11, 2019
Blackspider:
Bia, stop calling me, I came and saw you fighting with vibewithme. Anywhere you go na wahala follow am angry

thank you!!!!

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 12:31am On Nov 11, 2019
wizi44:
your no 2 answer clearly shows that you only copy and paste


god bless you!!

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:27am On Nov 11, 2019
wizi44:
[s]your no 2 answer clearly shows that you only copy and paste[/s]
stop being jealous. I don't do copy and paste like vibewithme angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:27am On Nov 11, 2019
vibewithme:



god bless you!!
God doesn't bless liars angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:02am On Nov 11, 2019
THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO'LL GO TO
HELL FIRE

-If you're a president or
governor anywhere in
Nigeria, please jog inside fire, no
waste time angry
- NEPA staff, please just waka jeje
inside, I no
wan mention name angry
- Police officers, you people have
3 bedroom flat
there[b]THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO'LL GO TO
HELL FIRE
[/b]
-If you're a president or
governor anywhere in
Nigeria, please jog inside fire, no
waste time angry
- NEPA staff, please just waka jeje
inside, I no
wan mention name angry
- Police officers, you people have
3 bedroom flat
there
- If your name is Buhari or your
name start with
BU, oya enter fast fast! angry
- Girls, if Regina Daniels is your
mentor or role
model, just enter without force,
we've plenty old
men there angry
- Lecturers oya enter, you've a
mansion there angry
- If your name is AMAKA, just
enter without force,
we don't want anything like
disappointment in
heaven angry
- Yahoo boys who don hammer
more than
10million and don't want to bless
other hustlers
on street, oya jog inside angry
- If you've start to become slay
queen from
secondary school, no argue, just
enter! angry
- If you use to dye your hair, Oya
enter! Zlatan is
your captain there! angry
- Girls with too much make up
that use to
confuse boys, oya enter! Don't
argue! angry
- Girls who didn't reply boys
message or who use
to reply with kk as okay, etc, just
enter! No
argument! angry
- Boys with dreadlocks hair, just
enter! No waste
time! angry
- If you're the class captain of
your school and
you use to chop class money, just
enter! angry
- If you've 5 girlfriends and
promise them wedding
at the same time, weldone sir!
Just ride on into
hell! angry
- EFCC, DSS, ICPC, SARS,
environmental officers,
just enter! angry
- Are you the type that hang your
wire to the
electric poles at night or
disconnect your electric
meter and connect it to NEPA
light without
paying, just enter! You be their
chairman! angry
- If you tell your daddy that your
chemistry
practical textbook cost one
thousand naira
EACH! Just enter, you be future
Buhari! angry
- If you do go to school witho-If you do go to school without
pen and come
back with 5 pens, just enter! No
argument! angry
- If fine boys toast you and you
ignore or turn
them down and later marry an
ugly guy or if you
die a virgin, no argue, just jog
inside! You don't
obey God's commandment! angry
- If you read this post and just
stroll pass without liking and sharing angry
- If your name is Buhari or your
name start with
BU, oya enter fast fast! angry
- Girls, if Regina Daniels is your
mentor or role
model, just enter without force,
we've plenty old
men there angry
- Lecturers oya enter, you've a
mansion there angry
- If your name is AMAKA, just
enter without force,
we don't want anything like
disappointment in
heaven angry
- Yahoo boys who don hammer
more than
10million and don't want to bless
other hustlers
on street, oya jog inside angry
- If you've start to become slay
queen from
secondary school, no argue, just
enter! angry
- If you use to dye your hair, Oya
enter! Zlatan is
your captain there! angry
- Girls with too much make up
that use to
confuse boys, oya enter! Don't
argue! angry
- Girls who didn't reply boys
message or who use
to reply with kk as okay, etc, just
enter! No
argument! angry
- Boys with dreadlocks hair, just
enter! No waste
time! angry
- If you're the class captain of
your school and
you use to chop class money, just
enter! angry
- If you've 5 girlfriends and
promise them wedding
at the same time, weldone sir!
Just ride on into
hell! angry
- EFCC, DSS, ICPC, SARS,
environmental officers,
just enter! angry
- Are you the type that hang your
wire to the
electric poles at night or
disconnect your electric
meter and connect it to NEPA
light without
paying, just enter! You be their
chairman! angry
- If you tell your daddy that your
chemistry
practical textbook cost one
thousand naira
EACH! Just enter, you be future
Buhari! angry
- If you do go to school witho-If you do go to school without
pen and come
back with 5 pens, just enter! No
argument! angry
- If fine boys toast you and you
ignore or turn
them down and later marry an
ugly guy or if you
die a virgin, no argue, just jog
inside! You don't
obey God's commandment! angry
- If you read this post and just
stroll pass without liking and sharing, just enter jejely angry

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 2:09pm On Nov 11, 2019
hulk616:
stop being jealous. I don't do copy and paste like vibewithme angry



it's okay bro. you don't copy and paste, we've heard.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 4:23pm On Nov 11, 2019
vibewithme:




it's okay bro. you don't copy and paste, we've heard.
apology not accepted angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 4:24pm On Nov 11, 2019
BankyGee you are ignoring my complaints after you omitted my name from the winners list angry

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