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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 2:37pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
BankyGee announce the winners and also the losers |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Blackspider: 2:45pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
Riddle me this; 1. What does all iPhone users have in common? 2. Why was the cellphone taken to the dentist? 3. I am a seed with 3 letter, take away my last two letter and I still sound. What am I? 4. What kind of table has no legs? Bankygee, you will have to forgive me please. Hulk616 causing trouble as usual |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 2:57pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 3:18pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
Blackspider: 1. they all have apples? 2. to get their bluetooth removed 3. pea 4. periodic///times |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 5:12pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
Blackspider:easy riddles My answers 1. Apple 2. To take off their blue teeth 3. Pea 4. Timetable Which trouble am I causing ? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 5:12pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
vibewithme:ask yourself
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 5:22pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
hulk616:
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:06pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
Please, this thread is turning to something else: vibewithme, hulk616, Blackspider stop derailing the thread I know there's no person less than 18 years behind the keyboard here. Let's respect our ages please! 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 6:10pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
BankyGee: 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:18pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
Answers to Riddle - Because he had no knife to cut it with Winner of yesterday's riddle:- vibewithme! *Claps, cheers* 1 Like |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:27pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
hulk616: hulk616: hulk616: 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Blackspider: 6:31pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
BankyGee:Am not among 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:39pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS Where did Noah hit the first nail in The Ark? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 6:47pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:22pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
BankyGee:how am i derailing this thread ? Blackspider is < |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:24pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
BankyGee:where is my name? This cheating is not acceptable. We are going to court |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:24pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:26pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
Blackspider:you started all these |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Blackspider: 7:43pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
hulk616:Bia, stop calling me, I came and saw you fighting with vibewithme. Anywhere you go na wahala follow am 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 7:47pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
Blackspider:vibewithme insulted me for no reason. A peacemaker like don't look for trouble. |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Blackspider: 8:13pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
hulk616:If only thing can believe that |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:04pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 9:45pm On Nov 10, 2019 |
Blackspider:BankyGee can testify 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 12:09am On Nov 11, 2019 |
hulk616:your no 2 answer clearly shows that you only copy and paste 1 Like |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 12:30am On Nov 11, 2019 |
Blackspider: thank you!!!!
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 12:31am On Nov 11, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:27am On Nov 11, 2019 |
wizi44:stop being jealous. I don't do copy and paste like vibewithme |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 8:27am On Nov 11, 2019 |
vibewithme:God doesn't bless liars |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:02am On Nov 11, 2019 |
THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO'LL GO TO HELL FIRE -If you're a president or governor anywhere in Nigeria, please jog inside fire, no waste time - NEPA staff, please just waka jeje inside, I no wan mention name - Police officers, you people have 3 bedroom flat there[b]THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO'LL GO TO HELL FIRE[/b] -If you're a president or governor anywhere in Nigeria, please jog inside fire, no waste time - NEPA staff, please just waka jeje inside, I no wan mention name - Police officers, you people have 3 bedroom flat there - If your name is Buhari or your name start with BU, oya enter fast fast! - Girls, if Regina Daniels is your mentor or role model, just enter without force, we've plenty old men there - Lecturers oya enter, you've a mansion there - If your name is AMAKA, just enter without force, we don't want anything like disappointment in heaven - Yahoo boys who don hammer more than 10million and don't want to bless other hustlers on street, oya jog inside - If you've start to become slay queen from secondary school, no argue, just enter! - If you use to dye your hair, Oya enter! Zlatan is your captain there! - Girls with too much make up that use to confuse boys, oya enter! Don't argue! - Girls who didn't reply boys message or who use to reply with kk as okay, etc, just enter! No argument! - Boys with dreadlocks hair, just enter! No waste time! - If you're the class captain of your school and you use to chop class money, just enter! - If you've 5 girlfriends and promise them wedding at the same time, weldone sir! Just ride on into hell! - EFCC, DSS, ICPC, SARS, environmental officers, just enter! - Are you the type that hang your wire to the electric poles at night or disconnect your electric meter and connect it to NEPA light without paying, just enter! You be their chairman! - If you tell your daddy that your chemistry practical textbook cost one thousand naira EACH! Just enter, you be future Buhari! - If you do go to school witho-If you do go to school without pen and come back with 5 pens, just enter! No argument! - If fine boys toast you and you ignore or turn them down and later marry an ugly guy or if you die a virgin, no argue, just jog inside! You don't obey God's commandment! - If you read this post and just stroll pass without liking and sharing - If your name is Buhari or your name start with BU, oya enter fast fast! - Girls, if Regina Daniels is your mentor or role model, just enter without force, we've plenty old men there - Lecturers oya enter, you've a mansion there - If your name is AMAKA, just enter without force, we don't want anything like disappointment in heaven - Yahoo boys who don hammer more than 10million and don't want to bless other hustlers on street, oya jog inside - If you've start to become slay queen from secondary school, no argue, just enter! - If you use to dye your hair, Oya enter! Zlatan is your captain there! - Girls with too much make up that use to confuse boys, oya enter! Don't argue! - Girls who didn't reply boys message or who use to reply with kk as okay, etc, just enter! No argument! - Boys with dreadlocks hair, just enter! No waste time! - If you're the class captain of your school and you use to chop class money, just enter! - If you've 5 girlfriends and promise them wedding at the same time, weldone sir! Just ride on into hell! - EFCC, DSS, ICPC, SARS, environmental officers, just enter! - Are you the type that hang your wire to the electric poles at night or disconnect your electric meter and connect it to NEPA light without paying, just enter! You be their chairman! - If you tell your daddy that your chemistry practical textbook cost one thousand naira EACH! Just enter, you be future Buhari! - If you do go to school witho-If you do go to school without pen and come back with 5 pens, just enter! No argument! - If fine boys toast you and you ignore or turn them down and later marry an ugly guy or if you die a virgin, no argue, just jog inside! You don't obey God's commandment! - If you read this post and just stroll pass without liking and sharing, just enter jejely TO BE CONTINUED 5 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 2:09pm On Nov 11, 2019 |
hulk616: it's okay bro. you don't copy and paste, we've heard. |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 4:23pm On Nov 11, 2019 |
vibewithme:apology not accepted |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 4:24pm On Nov 11, 2019 |
BankyGee you are ignoring my complaints after you omitted my name from the winners list |
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