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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 10:46pm On Nov 24, 2019
ornicus:


receive that, pauper.

thats how fashion designers roll cheesy

dont choke on your pauper tears tongue tongue

we are cracking our brains on how to deploy world class solutions for our clients while you are struggling to avoid potholes

life ehn. go to bed. another day of bitter struggle awaits you. hopefully you will end up driving someone like me. last week my driver ran into taskforce on a one way. they took 15k from him. i gave him 5k because he was a nice guy and it was just bad luck on his part. you being the arsehole you are, will probably have already pissed off your passenger and had a day of double loss.


Abeg Ornicus I'm tired of driving. Please I want to work with you. I'm open for improvement.


Edakun

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 10:50pm On Nov 24, 2019
Brainbox0806:



I hail bro, I did an inspection at car45 for uber registration, but the guy working there told me that the car45 inspection is only meant for uber and can't be use for bolt validation. True or false? If true,where can I go for bolt inspection on the mainland? Thanks


Yes the guy at car45 is correct. Go to forte oil by Onipan bus stop and do your Bolt inspection. Or MRS filling station Alapere or TOTAL FILLING STATION LEKKI
1, BIS Way St, Maroko, Lekki.
[Opposite Palms Mall (Shoprite) Lekki]
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by abeebahmed(m): 10:58pm On Nov 24, 2019
Good day my people. Please I'm interested in being a taxify/Uber partner and currently looking to purchase a car for it. Is it possible to register same car on both platforms? What are the projected weekly income? Sorry if the questions are redundant. I searched the thread but didn't see any answer to these questions
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 11:02pm On Nov 24, 2019
pope191:



Lazy driver's everywhere grin there is one woman that sell garri around dia, once I nack d garri for hot sun, the next tin is to position sleep.
I have an offline contact at Ibadan close, that's how I discovered the place. You must sleep if you park there, so cool and quiet
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by adsmaster: 11:21pm On Nov 24, 2019
kodred:


You guys should stop cheating taxify. Maybe that is why they increased their commission. Do a review and pay the actual commission.

They linked you to the rider and gave you that money. They deserve their cut because without them, you wouldn’t have that money. Integrity guys. Integrity.

Integrity!
Yeah I understand where you coming from and I think these same message should be passed across to them too. You do a review it takes time to reflect, what do you do? Do you pin the rider down or ask the rider to wait till the review comes out..

I did a review once after I ended a trip and it shows 700 naira, review didn't reflect till the next day and the rider has gone. The rider only paid what she saw but after the review came taxify took there 20% on the reviewed price after I told them rider paid 700 niara.

All they said was they have sent message to the rider to pay the balance that if rider didn't pay they will compensate me. Up till these moment rider hasn't paid taxify didn't compensate me.

Since they have decided to allow us settle our issues that's what we are doing my friend. So you see they don't keep there words hence they too don't have integrity undecided

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 1:39am On Nov 25, 2019
deedee44:

I have an offline contact at Ibadan close, that's how I discovered the place. You must sleep if you park there, so cool and quiet

I'm locating this place soon.
Tired of GRA.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by fasa199(m): 5:59am On Nov 25, 2019
Does anyone here get short paid by all these club and bar boys?? Like it’s becoming a norm now. I have lost over 4K. angry

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Cooladex(m): 7:26am On Nov 25, 2019
kodred:


You guys should stop cheating taxify. Maybe that is why they increased their commission. Do a review and pay the actual commission.

They linked you to the rider and gave you that money. They deserve their cut because without them, you wouldn’t have that money. Integrity guys. Integrity.

Are you serious about this or you're just joking?
I'm pretty sure you ain't a driver.
A trip of over 2hours will show 900, you ll do review and taxify would respond the second day, after you have collected 900 from rider.
All they would keep telling you is they would compensate you. You know how many times I've heard that.
Who lacks integrity here?
Abeg I no wan hear that word again.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 8:05am On Nov 25, 2019
ornicus:


receive that, pauper.

thats how fashion designers roll cheesy

dont choke on your pauper tears tongue tongue

we are cracking our brains on how to deploy world class solutions for our clients while you are struggling to avoid potholes

life ehn. go to bed. another day of bitter struggle awaits you. hopefully you will end up driving someone like me. last week my driver ran into taskforce on a one way. they took 15k from him. i gave him 5k because he was a nice guy and it was just bad luck on his part. you being the arsehole you are, will probably have already pissed off your passenger and had a day of double loss.
you'll never recover from your tomfoolery. Is that piece of shit you just plastered supposed to impress me? Are you serious? I can have a better proposal up in 20 mins on my laptop.that piece of shit that looks like my primary school report. The only person you're fooling here is yourself.you really wish you could do this,but you can't achieve it in your dreams.a lowlife will always remain a lowife. Accept your circumstances so you can move ahead. Pls bring up something more convincing.
The most painful part is the time wasted to scrutinize the poo undecided

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ksmart027(m): 8:22am On Nov 25, 2019
Please house, can these car be use for bolt or uber, i am base in ph.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 8:24am On Nov 25, 2019
radautoworks:


what?? angry this is what happens when you stop paying attention. I was the head chef and i DEFINITELY made a large menu. There are also tv screens with visual menus.. did they not turn them on and where did my menus go??
lol.grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 8:31am On Nov 25, 2019
radautoworks:
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what the the brakes names ma'am so we know smiley

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 8:37am On Nov 25, 2019
pope191:


My Oga I somewot agree with u, but we still can't take position away from Both. I have a place I like ard opebi because dia is a tree I use as shade, but deep within I know I am doing myself, because I'll sleep well and tired of sleeping, unless I'm lucky enough to get trip on time. Position is when u find urself ard Awolowo rd ard 4/6pm, if u don't get trip during dis hours, just go back to village, gather all d elders and ask dem questions.
ROTFL grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 8:37am On Nov 25, 2019
eherbal:
what the the brakes names ma'am so we know smiley

Same brakes we always sell. Wearever.

http://www.carquestprofessionals.com/brakes/

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 8:43am On Nov 25, 2019
pope191:



Lazy driver's everywhere grin there is one woman that sell garri around dia, once I nack d garri for hot sun, the next tin is to position sleep.
this pope191 na the original gentlelife grin.nigga dey submit jejely

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 8:48am On Nov 25, 2019
pope191:


I know, but if Buhari is using our annex hospital, I don't think its bad to eat annex rice on Xmas
hahahahaha.this guy.you're a politician grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 8:50am On Nov 25, 2019
radautoworks:


Same brakes we always sell. Wearever.

http://www.carquestprofessionals.com/brakes/
ok ma'am. What does the limited lifetime warranty means?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by peeps4u: 8:55am On Nov 25, 2019
ksmart027:
Please house, can these car be use for bolt or uber, i am base in ph.

If it is 2003 and above, YES
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 8:56am On Nov 25, 2019
tojahh:



Abeg Ornicus I'm tired of driving. Please I want to work with you. I'm open for improvement.


Edakun
Bros,but why? This na joke or sarcasms?person wey say im dey design project for shopping mall,carry amphitheatre plan throw for hia.you think say that nigga real? Na fiction Im be o.the only profession is professional at is lying.maje I lose my left testicles if I'm offer any assistance.pesin wey no help himself .lol grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ksmart027(m): 8:57am On Nov 25, 2019
peeps4u:


If it is 2003 and above, YES
Thanks, i think is 2001
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 8:58am On Nov 25, 2019
ksmart027:

Thanks, i think is 2001
Uber will accept it
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ksmart027(m): 9:01am On Nov 25, 2019
eherbal:
Uber will accept it
Thanks
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 9:03am On Nov 25, 2019
eherbal:
Bros,but why? This na joke or sarcasms.person wey say im dey design project for shopping mall,carry amphitheatre plan throw for hia.you think say that nigga real? Na fiction Im be o.the only profession is professional at is lying.maje I lose my left testicles if I'm offer any assistance.pesin wey no help himself .lol grin

But Baba say him na big man na... More than 16 years as a full staff in the upstream sector. Designing prototypes and samples for multinationals.

Your left testicle is on the line on this.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 9:06am On Nov 25, 2019
eherbal:
Bros,but why? This na joke or sarcasms.person wey say im dey design project for shopping mall,carry amphitheatre plan throw for hia.you think say that nigga real? Na fiction Im be o.the only profession is professional at is lying.maje I lose my left testicles if I'm offer any assistance.pesin wey no help himself .lol grin

Guy, you want me to spam your board with multiple projects? If I take petrol station Join nko? I posted t”a snip from the 8th floor of a proposed hotel . A totally different project. Why are you dumb like this? Every opportunity you get, you reinforce your ignorance.

Show it to a professional, not your neighborhood electrician who tells you how to wire your shack

You're the only fool still disturbing me. Abi I should spam this thread with 50 drawings?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by bradpitt4040: 9:15am On Nov 25, 2019
Calvary greetings to all the ogas in the house, pls local man is in need of a toyota to drive... Stays at ikotun axis.. My email is bradpitt4040@gmail.com, number is 0818 861 2130.

Thanks in advance..
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 9:22am On Nov 25, 2019
ornicus:


Guy, you want me to spam your board with multiple projects? If I take petrol station Join nko? I posted t”a snip from the 8th floor of a proposed hotel . A totally different project. Why are you dumb like this? Every opportunity you get, you reinforce your ignorance.

Show it to a professional, not your neighborhood electrician who tells you how to wire your shack

You're the only fool still disturbing me. Abi I should spam this thread with 50 drawings?
drawings any fool like you can easily have Access to from the net? Nah.dont bother. Since your upstream lies has been busted you've now shifted to stealing drawings, a bad downgrade from stealing car pics. You just keep going low.hope you don't get to Hades level.try another believable angle.we may ride with it.grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 9:25am On Nov 25, 2019
tojahh:


But Baba say him na big man na... More than 16 years as a full staff in the upstream sector. Designing prototypes and samples for multinationals.

Your left testicle is on the line on this.
I can afford to lose it bro,but it stays intact on this liars words.the guys unbelievable.covering one lie with another.his lying intelligence is wonderful.so many loopholes.what he's doing here still a mystery to me

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 9:27am On Nov 25, 2019
eherbal:
drawings any fool like you can easily have Access to from the net? Nah.dont bother. Since your upstream lies has been busted you've now shifted to stealing drawings, a bad downgrade from stealing car pics. You just keep going low.hope you don't get to Hades level.try another believable angle.we may ride with it.grin

It’s cool. By now you at least understand I am not on your level, man of kabu kabu mentality. Face your struggle of riders, I face my struggle of high net worth clients, and the world continues to turn
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 9:28am On Nov 25, 2019
shollywendy where art thou undecided

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 9:41am On Nov 25, 2019
eherbal:
this pope191 na the original gentlelife grin.nigga dey submit jejely
cheesy
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 9:44am On Nov 25, 2019
eherbal:
shollywendy where art thou undecided
Oga be fighting your fight alone, leave him
grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 9jawear(m): 9:55am On Nov 25, 2019
Is the proliferation of all these new okada uber alternatives threatening uber and bolt

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