₦airaland Forum

1. Na wit d crumbled
notes we receive as
change from d
peppersoup/fish joints
we de carry for pocket
go do offering for
church o
2. If no be sake of our
new dress wey we
wan show off some
for no go
3. One madam sef de go
church today just to
monitor d gals wey de
greet him husby afta
service
4. Some dey inside sef
but no de hear pastor
na chat dem dey on
dem BB for church!
5. Some guy sef de go
because dem keep
appointment wit one
fyn baby to meet afta
service
6. For north here some
dey bed because of
harmattan cold,
forgetting God fit show
dem d cold weather of
mortuary!
7. Anoda set sef dey
house because of
hangover, dem rock into
God's own tym o
8. Some sef no go because
dem dey hotel room wit
concubine, dem dey
watch TB Joshua nude
for bed o n sayin, this
na powerful man of
God!
9. Some madam dey
inside church but no de
hear pastor because she de
jealous d dress d nxt
woman wear
10. But if God come
carry one small calamity
jam us we go de cry
say God, wetin we do?
11. Some no fit go because
dem do poilitical
meetings till dis
morning on how dem go
ruin our lives
12. God forgive us for naija o,
we ear thick sotey we
no de hear again o.

My guy church nah scam.

imiski:
My guy church nah scam.

Depends on your church and your conviction.

Andywinnie:
Depends on your church and your conviction.

To me all of them. No offence but Christianity is the white man's religion.