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May God Forgive Us by Andywinnie(f): 1:03pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
1. Na wit d crumbled notes we receive as change from d peppersoup/fish joints we de carry for pocket go do offering for church o 2. If no be sake of our new dress wey we wan show off some for no go 3. One madam sef de go church today just to monitor d gals wey de greet him husby afta service 4. Some dey inside sef but no de hear pastor na chat dem dey on dem BB for church! 5. Some guy sef de go because dem keep appointment wit one fyn baby to meet afta service 6. For north here some dey bed because of harmattan cold, forgetting God fit show dem d cold weather of mortuary! 7. Anoda set sef dey house because of hangover, dem rock into God's own tym o 8. Some sef no go because dem dey hotel room wit concubine, dem dey watch TB Joshua nude for bed o n sayin, this na powerful man of God! 9. Some madam dey inside church but no de hear pastor because she de jealous d dress d nxt woman wear 10. But if God come carry one small calamity jam us we go de cry say God, wetin we do? 11. Some no fit go because dem do poilitical meetings till dis morning on how dem go ruin our lives 12. God forgive us for naija o, we ear thick sotey we no de hear again o. |
Re: May God Forgive Us by imiski(m): 1:19pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
My guy church nah scam. 1 Like |
Re: May God Forgive Us by Andywinnie(f): 3:33pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
imiski:Depends on your church and your conviction. |
Re: May God Forgive Us by imiski(m): 3:44pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
Andywinnie:To me all of them. No offence but Christianity is the white man's religion. 1 Like |
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