midnighter:


Hahahahahaha! Please please dont let me laugh myself into Harmattan cough, please please omgsh hahahaha!

Jewessgratitude:


"Madam enlightened" continue encouraging people to keep drinking as I'm sure you're also timid not to know the health implications of drinking on the liver. Always trying to sound smart but end up sounding dumber.

I'm done. See you dont have anything reasonable to say.

lefulefu:
yea bad diet also play a part but majorly for naija na beer dey cause am cos we naija guys we can consume beer in huge portions ehn

midnighter:


You started the dumb talk by that "If I were a man I wouldnt come near you". Dont start the insults if you cant take them sweerie

Always giving sharp mouth but cant handle it when somebody gives you back! Shior

Alcohol has no effect on the liver if taken mildly, in fact it reduces your risk of heart disease and stroke so shut it! Stop spreading misinformation everywhere as if youre wiser than anybody here.

Holier than thou chaa chaa but still nothing upstairs mtchew

greatbrian:
am been serious here. Even my igbo female friends and course mates are either repentant drunkards or still takes a bottle or 4

midnighter:


Well, what can I say. As far as I know its taboo in Igboland for women to drink except very mild sipping in a responsible manner. Thats if your husband allows you

Except if youre an elderly lady, they take hot gin I think

You used the word "coursemates" which is that this happened while in school right? I guess that is just youthful exuberance but I doubt they would do all that at home

I personally dont drink but its okay in my family as long as you dont overdo it

greatbrian:


The last time I checked the good book, I saw woe to a man who is mighty in drinking. Meanwhile, you need to redefine the phrase mildly. Am a man and I tried drinking once that was like 3 years ago. I tried a bottle of Smirnoff. I never reach half self I don't knock and I was seeing the sun in the night. My dash away was we were in soldiers club so I just got a room and crashed. Alcohol might HV some few health benefit but not all men are cleared to take it. I HV a pal who can mix Andre with Scotch etc and will still double 10km without feeling dizzy but me ordinary smirn off knocked me totally out. Not even up to a bottle. So redefine the mildly it goes by saying that was my first and last time taking alcohol

midnighter:


Personally I attend orthodox church that doesnt forbid drinking... I dont see any religious basis for restricting people from it. What I know is that its forbidden to get drunk, which is different

"Mildly" will vary from person to person depending on weight, genes, gender, so many things. There are official guidelines for men and women about how much you can take per week.

Lol, vodka is one of the strongest kinds of alcohol, obviously if you are not used to drinking and you dont eat a very good meal beforehand, and you take half a bottle then you will already be gone with the wind.

You should have started yourself off with a wine or beer to accompany your food. Or a vodka and coke mix.

I cant believe you just drank smirnoff straight without any introduction, if I try that I will faint. Just the smell alone is enough to finish me

midnighter:


Personally I attend orthodox church that doesnt forbid drinking... I dont see any religious basis for restricting people from it. What I know is that its forbidden to get drunk, which is different

"Mildly" will vary from person to person depending on weight, genes, gender, so many things. There are official guidelines for men and women about how much you can take per week.

Lol, vodka is one of the strongest kinds of alcohol, obviously if you are not used to drinking and you dont eat a very good meal beforehand, and you take half a bottle then you will already be gone with the wind.

You should have started yourself off with a wine or beer to accompany your food. Or a vodka and coke mix.

I cant believe you just drank smirnoff straight without any introduction, if I try that I will faint. Just the smell alone is enough to finish me

greatbrian:


How come you know this drinks and how best to mix them.... Midnighter this is a faceless forum. Is there smfin u ain't saying maybe perhaps you used to be drunken masters protege before you met Jesus or Mr perfect... Now vodka and coke and u even talked abt the smell of one drink in another comment of yours of how it smells like glue......

Hmmmm

greatbrian:


It was one break so I decided to club for the first time. I was told by those dare devils that Smirnoff ice na woman drink e no strong at all. So I danced to their tune. It was my first and last time trying alcohol though. I prefer my hollandia strawberry flavour. That one goes well with my system

Angeldada55:
Yen-yen-yen-yen !!'


Iffa talk now, pesin go say I be male prostitute.

midnighter:


Of course I have tasted it and I know how to mix. Just because I dont drink I dont stop others from drinking neither do I condemn them as long as its done responsibly

I purposely learn about drinks and how to mix them because I know I dont like alcohol ... at least for hospitality's sake you should know how to mix and serve a drink, plus which foods go with which drinks. Its a useful hosting skill



I dont know where that "women's drink" stuff comes from because vodka will get you high quicker than beer and women already have a lower alcohol tolerance

Lol please be sharing the Hollandia oo, any flavour. Have you tasted the chocolate malt one? I could bathe in it, so delicious..

benhope222:
Most ladies that drink beer much are Oloshos at brothels... You need to see their belly and they fat anyhow ..

greatbrian:
Mixologist by profession.... I like you already so you learnt to Mix for hospitality sake. We are getting there and how do you know the vodka is perfect? I guess u have to taste
And you even learn the best food that goes with each conception.. Interesting. You should consider a job in a club or smfin

greatbrian:
Not talking of vodka. HV never tasted that and I will never try it... Am talking of Smirnoff ice....

Ntin appease my soul than some heavily garnished suya and hollandia. Serve the hollandia chill and put a mix tape of Kenny rogers and don Williams or any country music. That's my definition of heaven

Slawormir:

Damnnnnn niggarrr

You and your family are real niggarrrz

My mum drinks and my dad drinks also
All my sisters drink beer anyday anytime twice on Sunday.



That is why in my family we hardly quarrel

Because a family where every body drinks beer don't quarrel everytime
Am even going to walk down with my four sisters to my normal joint called "play house" in okhoro Benin city and drink some Heineken bottles now
But am leaving one at home to open gate for us later when we are returning home

midnighter:


Lol This is the problem...so learning how to mix means I belong in a club right?

My opinion is that you should be able to offer your guests different things to take and not just what you enjoy taking. You can learn on youtube or google how to mix different drinks and how they compliment different foods

You will know the vodka is perfect by measuring it in a thimble. But my knowledge on different types is lacking because I dont drink, so I dont know the difference



Okay I understand you now. Its still better to take it with food than drinking it straight though

greatbrian:
don't quite me outta context. Didn't say you belong to a club. am just a little business minded who thinks and reasons the best way to get money. am just thinking of another way to get quick cash from you skills. Lolzz

Hopefully you will mix chivita and hollandia for me some days

midnighter:


Okay, I understand. I dont intend making money out of it though, its just to make other people feel comfortable.

Lol juice and yoghurt? Hmm. It will be nice as a smoothie. If there is some iced fruit inside

greatbrian:


Don't tell me you make smoothies too..... Now u r making me salivating for some home made juice. I miss those days my mum do make what she calls 10alive for us. Mixture of different fruits extracted from concoctioned together... Its best served chill

midnighter:


I have never tried making them since they are easy to buy anywhere, I do take them though (sometimes too much, especially when the weather is hot! )

greatbrian:


The Hausa version of smoothies here sucks. And again i hardly buy edible stuffs outside. My mum brought me up to see everyone level of hygiene very questionable. So I frown at most stuffs that enters my mouth. Especially when am absent at the making.

Hopefully I will marry a handy woman who z good in all the rooms.

midnighter:


Oh are you talking about that special hausa yoghurt stuff?

greatbrian:


Do you mean our famous and heart warming fura de nunu......... You need to try it though. I used to find it yucky until I actually tasted it.. You are guaranteed of a tongue licking and fingers biting experience.

midnighter:


No not fura de nono...theres some other yoghurt brand that people from the north are always craving for...I forget the name sha

greatbrian:


Habib yougurt?

midnighter:
I think so...I had a friend who always complained that the one down south didnt taste good

greatbrian:


Not really been to south of recent. Except Lagos and I didn't even spend a week so I can't tell. But I might have a taste of it coming December coz am anticipating calabar carnival

midnighter:


Cool...hope you will make a thread on it with plenty of pictures? I always want to go to that carnival but I keep missing it for some reason