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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by daddytime(m): 10:14am On Dec 02, 2019

BankyGee:
Thanks bro... I started training my Christmas crocodile seff

I know wetin you fit do....the goat wey me been dey train don take off leave me as we just enter December 1st.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:22am On Dec 02, 2019

BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling blessed with - 1st - hulk616, 5th- pu7pl3, Nayo08, TheKingIsHere, Ayanfe29, Hayqiu010, acegodstime, vibewithme, topher052, daddytime, gly, wizi44, PrincessB1 and 2,376,392 others.

Happy last month of the year!!!
Merry Christmas in advance!

same to you. grin

Where is the end of year party? undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:23am On Dec 02, 2019

BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling blessed with - pu7pl3, Nayo08, TheKingIsHere, hulk616, Ayanfe29, Hayqiu010, acegodstime, vibewithme, topher052, daddytime, gly, wizi44, PrincessB1 and 2,376,392 others.

Happy last month of the year!!!
Merry Christmas in advance!

Same to you ma nigga

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:43am On Dec 02, 2019

daddytime:
I know wetin you fit do....the goat wey me been dey train don take off leave me as we just enter December 1st.

You no pursue am? huh

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by daddytime(m): 10:45am On Dec 02, 2019

BankyGee:
You no pursue am?

Na Usain Bolt of the Goatie kingdom....

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:45am On Dec 02, 2019

hulk616:
same to you. Where is the end of year party?

I will slaughter my crocodile on 23rd don't worry cool

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:47am On Dec 02, 2019

daddytime:
Na Usain Bolt of the Goatie kingdom....

Haa... That one strong o

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:49am On Dec 02, 2019

pu7pl3:
Same to you ma nigga

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 10:50am On Dec 02, 2019

BankyGee:
I will slaughter my crocodile on 23rd don't worry

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:50am On Dec 02, 2019

pu7pl3:
Same to you ma nigga

So what are you terminating for Christmas na?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:51am On Dec 02, 2019

hulk616:

What?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:01am On Dec 02, 2019

BankyGee:
So what are you terminating for Christmas na?

I don't eat meat or fish

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 11:04am On Dec 02, 2019

pu7pl3:
I don't eat meat or fish

You a vegetarian? huh

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:23am On Dec 02, 2019

BankyGee:
You a vegetarian?

Not fully...just quasi

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by topher052: 12:15pm On Dec 02, 2019

pu7pl3:
Same to you ma nigga

. Same to you my good bro. Blessings follow us.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 3:32pm On Dec 02, 2019

pu7pl3:
Not fully...just quasi

I will buy whale for you then. Do you eat whale?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 3:35pm On Dec 02, 2019

topher052:
. Same to you my good bro. Blessings follow us.

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:34pm On Dec 02, 2019

BankyGee:
I will buy whale for you then.
Do you eat whale?

Nah thanks

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:30pm On Dec 02, 2019

Answer to Riddle
- Umbrellas can't walk

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:52pm On Dec 02, 2019

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Only one colour, but not one size; Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies; Present in sun, but not in rain; Doing no harm, And feeling no pain.
What is it? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:25pm On Dec 02, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Only one colour, but not one size;
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies;
Present in sun, but not in rain;
Doing no harm,
And feeling no pain.

What is it?

Shadow...again

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:44am On Dec 03, 2019

BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling blessed with - pu7pl3, Nayo08, TheKingIsHere, hulk616, Ayanfe29, Hayqiu010, acegodstime, vibewithme, topher052, daddytime, gly, wizi44, PrincessB1 and 2,376,392 others.

Happy last month of the year!!!
Merry Christmas in advance!

Same to you boss. Thanks for the wonderful year of riddles and jokes. Thanks also for the consistency. God bless you real good.

To my other roommates, Merry Christmas in advance. Much love.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:47am On Dec 03, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Only one colour, but not one size;
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies;
Present in sun, but not in rain;
Doing no harm,
And feeling no pain.

What is it?

Shadow

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:54am On Dec 03, 2019

Ayanfe29:
Same to you boss. Thanks for the wonderful year of riddles and jokes. Thanks also for the consistency. God bless you real good.

To my other roommates, Merry Christmas in advance. Much love.

Ayanfemi, Amen and yoo too

Shey you aff start doing your Christmas hair sha?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by vibewithme(m): 3:35pm On Dec 03, 2019

BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling blessed with - pu7pl3, Nayo08, TheKingIsHere, hulk616, Ayanfe29, Hayqiu010, acegodstime, vibewithme, topher052, daddytime, gly, wizi44, PrincessB1 and 2,376,392 others.

Happy last month of the year!!!
Merry Christmas in advance!

same to you bro

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 3:52pm On Dec 03, 2019

BankyGee:
Ayanfemi, Amen and yoo too
Shey you aff start doing your Christmas hair sha?

I'm still waiting for the alert from you... the hairdresser has made it halfway and she threatened not to continue if her money isn't made available

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 4:18pm On Dec 03, 2019

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 4:58pm On Dec 03, 2019

Ayanfe29:
I'm still waiting for the alert from you... the hairdresser has made it halfway and she threatened not to continue if her money isn't made available

Ooh... There's hold up, that's why... The money is on the way grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:58pm On Dec 03, 2019

BankyGee:
Ooh... There's hold up, that's why... The money is on the way

Lol

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 11:31pm On Dec 03, 2019

Answer to Riddle
- Shadow

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 11:38pm On Dec 03, 2019

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

I have five wheels, though often think four; You cannot use me without that one more; You can put things in me, you can strap things on top of me; You can't find me in the market, but you can still go shop.
What am I? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:09am On Dec 04, 2019

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

I have five wheels, though often think four;
You cannot use me without that one more;
You can put things in me, you can strap things on top of me;
You can't find me in the market, but you can still go shop.

What am I?

A car I presume

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