BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

job

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

car

New Month Laughter
- Somebody should buy me iPhone 11 pro
or else i will drink coke and die
- If you want to toast a babe abeg go
straight to the point, which one is "How is
mummy and daddy"?
E concern you??
- When she comes To buy akara with
oversized slippers & shirt,
bros respect yourself, don't toast her,
she's in BOO's House!
- Some girls are looking for tall guys with
pink lips and six packs when their father is
short, pot bellied with pommo lips
Lemme not talk sha
- I'm Just wondering what would have
happened to David when he threw the
stone and Goliath Dodge it
- You watch Korean or Indian movies and
see how a lady slaps her man out of anger
and her man kisses her, trying to calm her
down. And my sister you want to try it with
a Naija guy? ..
I'm coming... Let me go and price wheelchair
for you

TO BE CONTINUED

hulk616:
job

hulk616:
car

Pick one

BankyGee:


Pick one

never

BankyGee:

I posted a link on a thread and got banned

Hey ya, sowie

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

His job

following...

ovcwality:
following...

Ayanfe29:

Hey ya, sowie

Thanks bae

Answer to Riddle
- His job

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Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*

BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- His job

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Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*

you have started again
Don't be a messi-ian

- Big boy is not when you manage buy
iPhone X Max and behave rude to your
elders. Big boy is when your girlfriend ask
you for money and you give her your ATM
with the password and tell her to withdraw
any amount.
Ladies am I making Sense?
Any girl that thinks I’m making SENSE. Hmm
Electric Pole FALL on YOU
- Our elders said, "nothing has
disadvantages without advantage"
Eh sir... What is the advantage of poverty?
- We have equal destiny, but we have
different result depending on different
input, put in more into your life and you will
see more coming out of you give it all it
takes and you will get all it contains
- Ladies, A man without money is not broke, he is
temporary unable to dispense cash... just like
ATM
# Guys are you with me?

TO BE CONTINUED

LAUGH AND GET BETTER
1. You think ignoring me will hurt me?*
*I've been ignored by my own brain in the exam hall and I didn't die!*
2. Heart break is when u see the guy that promised u an iPhone at the market dancing to win indomie*
3. Have you ever seen a Yoruba albino wey get tribal marks before. Am curious
4. Those of you who say life is a journey,
Please some of us don't have transport money
(TP)
5. David kill a lion, bear and Goliath at the age of 17.
you at age 33 if you hear ordinary "woo woo" DOG BARK even stone you can't pick
6. The same way you're not in the mood for sex, be in that same mood and don't ask for money.....nonsense
7. If His Eyes don’t Become Red when he is begging for sex, Don't Give him .. He is not Serious!!
8. The way some girls walk and behave when they're coming back from church eeh, it's as if God has promised them that they are next virgin Mary
9. On the15th of October ma friends will go n fight soldiers @ berma camp.
But i can't make it that day. I will be having running stomach
10. Interviewer: tell us about yourself
Me: i was inside ma mum 4 nine month be4 i was born
11. Somewhere in Nigeria a girl is smelling her bra to see if she can still wear it after 3 days
12. You only have 2 pant and he is asking 'What can I buy for you'? And you're saying Shawarma.*
Sister, your village people strong ooooooo
13. SANDRA WITH STOMACH PAIN:
*Doctor:* What did you eat young girl?
*Sandra:* Chicken, Pizza, Liver, Sausages, Fish and
Wine.
*Doctor:* Please this is not facebook ooo, just be frank and
tell me the truth or I'll leave you to die.
*Sandra:* Garri and Beans with borehole water.
Sandra Ada
14. I posted a picture of me lifting my dog, my ex commented that, "Hey ,which one is you "
I just replied "Am the one lifting your father "
She blocked me.
15. I told my girlfriend about my rich uncle now she's my Aunt. Fear women
16. IN ABIA : This land is not for sale
IN IMO : This land belongs to Mazi Okoro, beware of 419
IN ANAMBRA : This land is mine and your life is yours .Don't let us trespass on each other's property biko!
17. *Teacher* : why are you late today?
*Precious* : yesterday we ate the chicken that used to
wake me up in the morning
18. Patronize me
I fix broken relationships, heartbreak & i also sell fairly used boyfriends/girlfriends, swapping is also available
A trial will convince you
19. Human beings are wicked oo....
,Why would someone say the reason short people are unemployed is because they don't see job opportunities *
20. That moment you are laughing with your crush and your nose decides to make balloon
Fatherlord!
21. When visiting a sick person *
*Americans Get well soon
*European Speedy recovery mate
Nigerians:- May God have mercy o, Na this same sickness killed my neighbor Joseph
22. Somewhere in Nigeria, A teenage boy who can't swim is telling a teenage girl that he will cross ocean for her*
Ode
23. Once an African lady has some nice pictures to post on social media Boom! She becomes a motivational speaker*
24. When they advertise pampers they will show baby butts, but when they advertise pads, they'll show a girl running or dancing *
Are pads use for jogging or it's music ?
Nonsense
25. My rent will expire this month and my landlord just sent me a video of one homeless man on WhatsApp....*
I don't understand this man o
26. I don't care if it's dream or not..CHEATING is CHEATING!! If I dreamt dat u cheated on me, wen I Wake up it's over between US.....*
I hate what I don't like
27. My guy, make her laugh then ask for her number quickly before she remembers you are ugly.*
Too much sense no go kee BankyGee
28. Imagine life without Bra*
29. Like and Share

TO BE CONTINUED

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

guy gardner

Answer to Riddle
- A Record

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Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

A snail

PrincessB1:
A snail

Welcome back

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

snail

Answer to Riddle
- A snail

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Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
PrincessB1!
cana882! (welcome back )
*Claps, cheers*

RIDDLE ME THIS

Why are there so many Smiths on Mr. John's phonebook?

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS


Why are there so many Smiths on Mr. John's phonebook?

because he has many people called Smith and they all have 4 lines each

BankyGee:
Welcome back

Thank you

They all have phones.

BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- A snail

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Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
PrincessB1!
cana882! (welcome back )
*Claps, cheers*

thanks. Good to be back