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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Babadee1900(m): 10:30pm On Dec 03, 2019
adsmaster:


You are on point here baba. Have been thinking of what to do the day wey those airport mofos or lastma go apprehend me, while thinking about it my mind could only come up with these solution. That if it happens (i dey always get one gallon of fuel for my booth incase) say them clamp my car for airport or lastma go bring towing van, naaa to chill allow them do the clamping once the towing van comes, and is reversing to put his towing rop naaa to go open my booth carry the fuel pour am on top my car and the towing van, pour for my body, pour for my mouth spit the content on the lastma,the faan tout and open my pigeon hole remove lighter wey dey there........no be person go tell them to fante,
This your own madness they on a different level. Lmao grin

I can never be comfortable with petrol in my trunk, I get shocked by its smell once the AC is on.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by adsmaster: 10:33pm On Dec 03, 2019
kodred:


Baba you no dey mess?
grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 10:36pm On Dec 03, 2019
kodred:


Baba you no dey mess?

No go there o. Shey mess na my mess? I go run am still lock up. Na why you read where I say... ALMOST always on AC.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 10:38pm On Dec 03, 2019
adsmaster:


You are on point here baba. Have been thinking of what to do the day wey those airport mofos or lastma go apprehend me, while thinking about it my mind could only come up with these solution. That if it happens (i dey always get one gallon of fuel for my booth incase) say them clamp my car for airport or lastma go bring towing van, naaa to chill allow them do the clamping once the towing van comes, and is reversing to put his towing rop naaa to go open my booth carry the fuel pour am on top my car and the towing van, pour for my body, pour for my mouth spit the content on the lastma,the faan tout and open my pigeon hole remove lighter wey dey there........no be person go tell them to fante,

Baba this one na terrorist move o. Police go clamp you o.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by adsmaster: 10:41pm On Dec 03, 2019
So how's the road been? Have not been on the road since on Sunday, church activities on Sunday and construction business running around on Monday through the to Tuesday. It's dry season so lots of construction work going on and have been having lots of call from prospects who wants me services.


Tomorrow I hit the road and I just pray the traffic will not be terrible tomorrow
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by kodred(m): 10:42pm On Dec 03, 2019
tojahh:


No go there o. Shey mess na my mess? I go run am still lock up. Na why you read where I say... ALMOST always on AC.


Imagine you just run one stinky winky and the ac cold. Ride come in and rider is just 100m from you grin

Welcome to Tojahh Inc. where we have ‘chilled mess’ on the menu. grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by adsmaster: 10:45pm On Dec 03, 2019
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 10:47pm On Dec 03, 2019
adsmaster:
*UK work visas for parents with children"

*We are helping anyone under the following professions to come with their families and work the UK from April 2020*


1. Teachers
2. Doctors
3. Nurses
4. Social Workers
5. Engineers
6. I. T experts including Web designers
7. Cheffs

*Registration deadline is 25 Jan 2020*

Click here for details on UK immigration rules https://www.gov.uk/guidance/immigration-rules/immigration-rules-appendix-k-shortage-occupation-list

Those that are helping people to the UK. I hope no member of their family is in Naija?

Awon Alakori

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 10:47pm On Dec 03, 2019
kodred:


Imagine you just run one stinky winky and the ac cold. Ride come in and rider is just 100m from you grin

Welcome to Tojahh Inc. where we have ‘chilled mess’ on the menu. grin

Kuku kee me

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ofime123(m): 10:51pm On Dec 03, 2019
Freshprince91:




eherbal, you don start o!
I go call uncle Jesusson2020/Wiseone2020 for you o grin.

Ofime & Gentlelife50, abeg i just completed my first Opay trip (oyin jolayemi -Alapere) and rider did an online transaction which reflected on my Oride App but na 0 still dey my Opay payment App. What could be the cause and why dem go send me go pick a rider for Mile12 when i dey Alapere?
mile 12 and alapere be brother and sister na
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 11:00pm On Dec 03, 2019
Prince3:

Hahaha. Tojahh you done tey for this enhailing hustle oo, no experience I never hear from you and pope, most expecially you...
I go need both of una contact oo una the ginger my spirit, Seriously...
Mine is 08107894935

Send me a PM
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by rapheal5(m): 11:03pm On Dec 03, 2019
Can i apply for uber with the cover note?
Dracoe:

Where is the location of this?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ofime123(m): 11:35pm On Dec 03, 2019
Babadee1900:
My right leg is killing me, chai. The traffic on the Island today was crazy. Looks like I will be needing massage everyday.

I used 5000 naira fuel to make 11160Net on Bolt and 2300Net on OCar. Total of 13460. Car Used: 2004 Ho da Accord.

PS: How do you politely tell a rider to keep quiet, she's trying to hold a conversation and I don't have interest.?
Babadee1900:
My right leg is killing me, chai. The traffic on the Island today was crazy. Looks like I will be needing massage everyday.

I used 5000 naira fuel to make 11160Net on Bolt and 2300Net on OCar. Total of 13460. Car Used: 2004 Ho da Accord.

PS: How do you politely tell a rider to keep quiet, she's trying to hold a conversation and I don't have interest.?
Babadee1900:
My right leg is killing me, chai. The traffic on the Island today was crazy. Looks like I will be needing massage everyday.

I used 5000 naira fuel to make 11160Net on Bolt and 2300Net on OCar. Total of 13460. Car Used: 2004 Ho da Accord.

PS: How do you politely tell a rider to keep quiet, she's trying to hold a conversation and I don't have interest.?
seriously I don't like it when rider just started engaging me with some conversation in my mind abeg shoutup make I concentrate. that was how I miss a turning today because the rider was talking to me. my business is to pick u and drop u off don't start telling me your family problem or political problem am not interested.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 11:54pm On Dec 03, 2019
Babadee1900:
My right leg is killing me, chai. The traffic on the Island today was crazy. Looks like I will be needing massage everyday.

I used 5000 naira fuel to make 11160Net on Bolt and 2300Net on OCar. Total of 13460. Car Used: 2004 Ho da Accord.

PS: How do you politely tell a rider to keep quiet, she's trying to hold a conversation and I don't have interest.?

Tell her that she's even more interesting than the passenger you got so distracted listening to that you barely missed a bus, served to avoid it and almost hit a pedestrian as you ran off the road. You swore you'd pay more attention next time but she is so interesting... grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 11:55pm On Dec 03, 2019
radautoworks:


Tell her that she's even more interesting than the passenger you got so distracted listening to that you barely missed a bus, served to avoid it and almost hit a pedestrian as you ran off the road. You swore you'd pay more attention next time but she is so interesting... grin

You're heartless

grin grin grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 11:59pm On Dec 03, 2019
izzou:


You're heartless

grin grin grin
Alternative is to pull over every time she talks to give her "full attention"
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ofime123(m): 12:04am On Dec 04, 2019
oga gazzus good morning sir pls oo what could be the cause or what is wrong with my Corolla. the check engine light came up last month I didn't take it for scanning am just using it like that because my car still drive well and no high fuel consumption but yesterday I remove the battery and give to my brother to start his car. when I put the battery back the check light went off up till now it's still off. pls is my car okay abi I still need to scan it? thanks.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 12:05am On Dec 04, 2019
tojahh:


Sorry man. But next time once you sight them afar and no one is allowing you join the lane. Baba just continue straight there must be another route that leads to your house.
The day I joined the lane from middle, na so dem just dey record me as I dey near them upon say I don already dey the right lane, I just add 2 + 2 I get 22, i say this cant be right, na so i pull out go follow muson centre enter. You need to see the disappointment on their wicked faces as i pulled out

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 12:25am On Dec 04, 2019
Prince3:

Thanks and please who else concurs with this ?
Haha bros which one be concoction there again grin , experienced man has given you a good advice, take it
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 12:28am On Dec 04, 2019
Babadee1900:
My right leg is killing me, chai. The traffic on the Island today was crazy. Looks like I will be needing massage everyday.

I used 5000 naira fuel to make 11160Net on Bolt and 2300Net on OCar. Total of 13460. Car Used: 2004 Ho da Accord.

PS: How do you politely tell a rider to keep quiet, she's trying to hold a conversation and I don't have interest.?
Please can you shut your mouth for a while ma, my ear is paining me

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 12:32am On Dec 04, 2019
kodred:


Imagine you just run one stinky winky and the ac cold. Ride come in and rider is just 100m from you grin

Welcome to Tojahh Inc. where we have ‘chilled mess’ on the menu. grin
Rotfl. Chilled mess fresh from the factory
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 12:44am On Dec 04, 2019
clemils1:
Good morning my ogas... Please recommend engine oil for Toyota matrix abeg. Any correct mechanic in the house?


5w30 and I do have oil filter

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 2:09am On Dec 04, 2019
ofime123:
oga gazzs good morning sir pls oo what could be the cause or what is wrong with my Corolla. the check engine light came up last month I didn't take it for scanning am just using it like that because my car still drive well and no high fuel consumption but yesterday I remove the battery and give to my brother to start his car. when I put the battery back the check light went off up till now it's still off. pls is my car okay abi I still need to scan it? thanks.

Its likely going to come back again

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Crvrider: 3:30am On Dec 04, 2019
eherbal:
semi retirement my left testicles.you habitual liar.remember you've not addressed the ford truck you mischievously posted as yours here. another man's car.misrepresentation is a crime ,Mr integrity. nothing so far has proven you're made.all you have going for you are the big grammars you spew with hope of confusing perceived ignorant drivers,but unfortunately for you, there are no push overs here .I'm sure by now you should be humbled and overwhelmed by the level of intellectual and intelligent peeps you've been fortunate to engage here. grin I'm not ashamed to say I don't like you,like I don't like every arrogant,shoulder lifting,proud nobody's, like you.your stories don't end well

Bro for all its worth, do not let the lastorca make you play rough with your testicle, whether left or right, that s-h-i-t really hurts! cheesy
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Crvrider: 4:04am On Dec 04, 2019
Rubbiish:

izzou dey dull wink

Maybe he just likes to do his thing low key. Bro prolly fit don light the oven sef and now dey prepare for the altar. Except poco never ready to settle down cos the way I picture her in my head she's probably going to be one sweet gal you keep coming back to after the first oven is lit. See this as a complement, pocoloco.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 4:49am On Dec 04, 2019
Crvrider:


Maybe he just likes to do his thing low key. Bro prolly fit don light the oven sef and now dey prepare for the altar. Except poco never ready to settle down cos the way I picture her in my head she's probably going to be one sweet gal you keep coming back to after the first oven is lit. See this as a complement, pocoloco.

Oven that is already conclusive, pocozzou, locozzou & izzou jnr on dia way

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 4:56am On Dec 04, 2019
Prince3:

Hahaha. Tojahh you done tey for this enhailing hustle oo, no experience I never hear from you and pope, most expecially you...
I go need both of una contact oo una the ginger my spirit, Seriously...
Mine is 08107894935

Nothing do u my Oga, but deh go still run u street one way or d other, no matter how smart you stand. Nah d way una reason matter.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Crvrider: 5:04am On Dec 04, 2019
peeps4u:


So, they will use their money to pay the drivers and service the cars because I don't see how they will pay drivers or service cars from the #200 charge.

These guys aren't serious. The way drivers go abuse their cars in few months, dem go fear.

@the bolded. Maybe they have all that covered under insurance.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Babadee1900(m): 7:16am On Dec 04, 2019
radautoworks:


Tell her that she's even more interesting than the passenger you got so distracted listening to that you barely missed a bus, served to avoid it and almost hit a pedestrian as you ran off the road. You swore you'd pay more attention next time but she is so interesting... grin
Lol, she'd keep quiet once. wink
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Babadee1900(m): 7:21am On Dec 04, 2019
ofime123:
[b][/b] seriously I don't like it when rider just started engaging me with some conversation in my mind abeg shoutup make I concentrate. that was how I miss a turning today because the rider was talking to me. my business is to pick u and drop u off don't start telling me your family problem or political problem am not interested.
I swear. The only thing on my mind then was how I need to get to her destination, go offline and stretch my leg. This hustle is not in anyway EASY.

I am still in bed now, considering working today or not undecided. I cannot kill myself, na me get my car so nothing they pursue me.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 7:24am On Dec 04, 2019
ajoks533:


Christmas is just few days away and I no wan use this money buy shoe and singlet for Christmas.

grin grin grin Hope say you never begin buy kpoff kpoff with the money

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 7:40am On Dec 04, 2019
ajoks533:


Baba, na budget we dey look ni... I mustn't buy that car, but I don Waka since last weekend till now in search of a car to buy, it's either the seller wants to recover Wat his ancestors lost by the high price tag or the car is cheap with a not so good engine.

Christmas is just few days away and I no wan use this money buy shoe and singlet for Christmas.
gazzuzz has a sound 2010 Kia Rio for sale.nothing to fix bro.#750k or so.do yourself a favour.go for it cool

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