NwaAmaikpe:

olabrinks:
If your joystick was too small now, you would not be asking us to give you advice, you’ll be hiding in shame. It’s now that it’s too big, you are looking for where to post your stupid story. Mr humble brag, go and sit down ahbeg. Better still go and present your prick on your doctors table, he will give you solution.

bukkysam:
Kikikiki, Love indeed you love her and you cheating on her. Go and sin no more aburo.

Sanchez01:
@iamme1234, it is possible wifey is enduring 'hardship' in the other room and it might or have made her see sex as a task. I think you should communicate often with her. Although I don't know how open you both are to exploring but it wouldn't be a bad idea if you start looking for other ways to make her get more involved.

True, it is possible that you are packed down there but the issue here bothers around 'using' it. Most packed dudes can't really use their thing at its finest hour as they think all it takes is to pound like a pestle would a mortar.

In place of discomfort, I'm sure she has other areas of interests, places she'd love to be touched while you also source materials on using the rod and thy staff properly. There are tons of materials online. Wish I could share the ones I have though.

Also, do not destroy your home because of sex. You admitted having a peaceful and beautiful home and it should remain that way, biko. Any other relationship outside of marriage is a disaster. Your duty is to your wife and hers to you. If you feel she is falling short in certain areas, it wouldn't be bad if you compromise and help her alleviate the pain by exploring other possibilities.

If intimacy has been missing before now, now would be the best time to reinvent and bring it back.

olabrinks:
If your joystick was too small now, you would not be asking us to give you advice, you’ll be hiding in shame. It’s now that it’s too big, you are looking for where to post your stupid story. Mr humble brag, go and sit down ahbeg. Better still go and present your prick on your doctors table, he will give you solution.

majamajic:


sister , I was thinking the more the babies , the wider


this should have been issue of first semester of the dating , how come it's coming last ?

I think , she lost the love for him thereby making her not to wet for him so it becomes painful , not about size !!!

kpukpuyenke:
You said you don't want to cheat on your wife but the side chick is enjoying the size of your sugar stick


Oga how she take enjoy am if u nor cable her punna

Abi cabling is not cheating

Btw that your side chick na borehole

iamme1234:




thats not matured at all,swear you only had sex with a man before you got married.no saint here

if ye hasnt sin cast the first stone

olabrinks:
No it’s all about the natural elasticity of the woman. Some women are naturally wider than others. Some women are wider than those who have had multiple children. It all depends.

olabrinks:
If your joystick was too small now, you would not be asking us to give you advice, you’ll be hiding in shame. It’s now that it’s too big, you are looking for where to post your stupid story. Mr humble brag, go and sit down ahbeg. Better still go and present your prick on your doctors table, he will give you solution.

iamme1234:
Good evening nairalanders.sorry about my typos. i had to create another account for my story.
I have a........

NwaAmaikpe:




I understand the frustration in having a sought-after tool and not being able to use it on your own farmland.
Now you have to rent it for use outside and the borrower doesn't want to return it again.
But will you blame her?

Aside the sex, one other thing is evident here; the companionship you have built with your side chick and that is why she feels you are indispensable to her.
Ask these women, it is rare to see a man with a sizable "osisi-akpu" who can use it very well.

Your wife is not only being an ingrate, she is also extremely selfish.
Sex is firstly for recreation before being for procreation.

Her orgasms come from the 3 children the union has created so she thinks her stay is no more threatened and therefore won't cater to the needs of your loins.

I don't blame her, I blame you who has been enabling her.
How can you stay in the same house with a woman for 2 months and not sign your name in her attendance register just because she doesn't like opening the book!

What type of a man are you?

It is time to roughly pull the rug off her feet.
Tell her that your pendulum is a gift from God and you won't be ungrateful to him by under-utilizing it.

If you can't use it now you are only 35, when does she want you to use it?
Is it when she'd be in her 60s releasing only secretions of rust and you'd have lost your charm to get some fresh air from outside.

The time is now.
Now that her youthful body is fired up with the demons of lust.
Don't think polygamy yet.
Make this right with your wife if not the next woman you marry would still effeminate you.

Wake her up in the middle of the night and tell her that you've noticed at least 5 of your female neighbors eyeing the lump in your trouser each time you pass them.

Also tell her you got anonymous SMS from someone who is offering to leave her husband and fly you to Mauritius just to know what it feels like for your big RAMmed external hard-disk to be slotted into her P. Drive.

Tell her that this will be the last night you'd try to initiate sex with her because you can't be begging when you are the one to be begged.

Make yourself sought after, make her defend her colony.

Tell her that if she won't give it to you, she should permit someone else to give it to you.
After all that's why people have P.As

And that your counsellor NwaAmaikpe opines that any woman who can't endure the throbbing of a prick is not ready for marriage.

Do this and watch her pamper your preek like it's a new born baby.
She'd end up spreading her legs wider than a goal post for you.
Have no mercy when you are pounding it. Pummel it faster than the speed of a blender and drill it like you are looking for a means of escape from a DSS holding cell.

Just fvck her like you are about to die.

Don't stop even if she's quivering.
That's the only way to make her never complain about your size again.

Don't ask me how come.
Just read Hooke's law of Deformation and thank me later.

NwaAmaikpe:




I understand the frustration in having a sought-after tool and not being able to use it on your own farmland.
Now you have to rent it for use outside and the borrower doesn't want to return it again.
But will you blame her?

Aside the sex, one other thing is evident here; the companionship you have built with your side chick and that is why she feels you are indispensable to her.
Ask these women, it is rare to see a man with a sizable "osisi-akpu" who can use it very well.

Your wife is not only being an ingrate, she is also extremely selfish.
Sex is firstly for recreation before being for procreation.

Her orgasms come from the 3 children the union has created so she thinks her stay is no more threatened and therefore won't cater to the needs of your loins.

I don't blame her, I blame you who has been enabling her.
How can you stay in the same house with a woman for 2 months and not sign your name in her attendance register just because she doesn't like opening the book!

What type of a man are you?

It is time to roughly pull the rug off her feet.
Tell her that your pendulum is a gift from God and you won't be ungrateful to him by under-utilizing it.

If you can't use it now you are only 35, when does she want you to use it?
Is it when she'd be in her 60s releasing only secretions of rust and you'd have lost your charm to get some fresh air from outside.

The time is now.
Now that her youthful body is fired up with the demons of lust.
Don't think polygamy yet.
Make this right with your wife if not the next woman you marry would still effeminate you.

Wake her up in the middle of the night and tell her that you've noticed at least 5 of your female neighbors eyeing the lump in your trouser each time you pass them.

Also tell her you got anonymous SMS from someone who is offering to leave her husband and fly you to Mauritius just to know what it feels like for your big RAMmed external hard-disk to be slotted into her P. Drive.

Tell her that this will be the last night you'd try to initiate sex with her because you can't be begging when you are the one to be begged.

Make yourself sought after, make her defend her colony.

Tell her that if she won't give it to you, she should permit someone else to give it to you.
After all that's why people have P.As

And that your counsellor NwaAmaikpe opines that any woman who can't endure the throbbing of a prick is not ready for marriage.

Do this and watch her pamper your preek like it's a new born baby.
She'd end up spreading her legs wider than a goal post for you.
Have no mercy when you are pounding it. Pummel it faster than the speed of a blender and drill it like you are looking for a means of escape from a DSS holding cell.

Just fvck her like you are about to die.

Don't stop even if she's quivering.
That's the only way to make her never complain about your size again.

Don't ask me how come.
Just read Hooke's law of Deformation and thank me later.