My church father intentionally sprinkled the HOLY WATER heavily on us last Sunday, come see how makeups were messed up*
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3. If You like Write SEX As S*X You will Still Go To Hell Fire. ♨♨
You can't confuse God ��������
4. Have you ever been so broke that you start thinking of things like. "If only I didn't use that 5k back in 2017" � �

6. Every grl you date, you ask her this question: “Babe are you a virgin?” My brother, do you have a company that repairs virginity?���
7. On judgment day, I will just hold Nigeria�� flag so that God will know that I've passed through hell before ��
I cannot face hell twice���
8. If I eventually Become A Doctor *
Me: Good morning, how are you?
Patient: I'm fine, sir.
Me: Okay! Next person please���

10. Something just burst my head now�����... And am confused... So you guys should help me out������
Women of God~~~WOG � �
Men of God~~~~~MOG ��
Son of God~~~~SOG ��
Daughter of God~~~ Fill in the gap
I can't fit Killin�� my self ☹️☹️

11. Once a guy buys a car, BOOM!!
Automatically Girls turn beans, they will be like, "BABY COME AND PICK ME"
12. Did you steal meat from the pot?
AMERICANS: No, I didn't steal meat from the pot.
NIGERIANS: Who...? Me...? Steal...? Pot..? When...? How...? Which Pot? Its a lie ooo
�����
13. Short girls will put one hand on their waist and be looking like a Teacup
�����
14. Dating � a skinny girl � can be confusing... You don't know if its love ❤️ she needs or food � �
���
15. Imagine you act dead during a Boko Haram attack and you hear "Shoot everyone again"
That moment, your urine alone can flood Nigeria
��������
16. Soon, MTN will be like! The number you have Dialled has been owing us since 4months, help us beg him to pay back when he picks……
���.
17. It is only in Nollywood movies witches will appear somewhere and the first thing they do is to laugh... Please what's funny?�������
20. Drinking a lot of water can help you mind your business, because you could spend most of your time urinating, instead of gossiping.������
21. Wedding attendance:
Church = 50
Reception = 5400
Can you imagine??
I will share my food in church�������
22. Rich man’s WiFi password: jacKcole914
Poor man’s WiFi password: Tc75Md37De6AAh4
56vCPP56
Why are poor people complicated like that?? ��
23. Until you are legally married, do not live with a man. Visit and go back so that others can visit too.������
24. IMAGINE a porn star who just won an award of the best porn star of the year and she was like, "First of all, I will like to thank the Almighty God for......"For what sister? I repeat, for what? You dey craze!!!!!!!!!�����

27. �� Palz, tomorrow is my sim card's birthday... So I was thinking maybe we could have a surprise party. Let us all send credit to my phone. My sim card will be surprised, I know my sim card very well, it loves surprises �✌.
28. 'I will marry you', 'I will marry you'... After sex you vanish. This is the reason why many men are inside Fanta bottles today in Benin��
29. There is nothing more annoying than a child from the next compound playing with" UP NEPA"when your phone battery is 1%��� #WhoCanRelate??
30. 9ja guys will collect your number in the bus, then 30 mins later, BOOM!! "Baby I dreamt abt you"
Abeg bros which time you take sleep ni? �
31. That's how I saw one 80years old woman praying 'Oh lord, I shall not die prematurely'��
Mama you want be Methuselah ���
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nice.kudos!!

Thanks nice 1

O.P YOU MUST BE A CARPENTER, CUS YOU NAILED IT.

Aladdin1:
nice.kudos!!

You're welcome dear.

yommy78:
Thanks nice 1

Welcome dear.

FUNNYBONE1:
O.P YOU MUST BE A CARPENTER, CUS YOU NAILED IT.

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Thanks.

You are funny

Just2endowed2:
You are funny

Jewessgratitude:

Do you sell good cream that soften skin... I don't want lightning skin formula. If you do, kind reach me on my below signature

[quote author=Just2endowed2 post=84738170]

Do you sell good cream that soften skin... I don't want lightning skin formula. If you do, kind reach me on my below signature [/quote

Yes. Any type of cream you want even the soap but you have to give me details if your skin type]

[quote author=Jewessgratitude post=84739017][/quote]

Ok let's chat.... Check my siggy

Jewessgratitude:
My church father intentionally sprinkled the HOLY WATER heavily on us last Sunday, come see how makeups were messed up*
���������
3. If You like Write SEX As S*X You will Still Go To Hell Fire. ♨♨
You can't confuse God ��������
4. Have you ever been so broke that you start thinking of things like. "If only I didn't use that 5k back in 2017" � �

6. Every grl you date, you ask her this question: “Babe are you a virgin?” My brother, do you have a company that repairs virginity?���
7. On judgment day, I will just hold Nigeria�� flag so that God will know that I've passed through hell before ��
I cannot face hell twice���
8. If I eventually Become A Doctor *
Me: Good morning, how are you?
Patient: I'm fine, sir.
Me: Okay! Next person please���

10. Something just burst my head now�����... And am confused... So you guys should help me out������
Women of God~~~WOG � �
Men of God~~~~~MOG ��
Son of God~~~~SOG ��
Daughter of God~~~ Fill in the gap
I can't fit Killin�� my self ☹️☹️

11. Once a guy buys a car, BOOM!!
Automatically Girls turn beans, they will be like, "BABY COME AND PICK ME"
12. Did you steal meat from the pot?
AMERICANS: No, I didn't steal meat from the pot.
NIGERIANS: Who...? Me...? Steal...? Pot..? When...? How...? Which Pot? Its a lie ooo
�����
13. Short girls will put one hand on their waist and be looking like a Teacup
�����
14. Dating � a skinny girl � can be confusing... You don't know if its love ❤️ she needs or food � �
���
15. Imagine you act dead during a Boko Haram attack and you hear "Shoot everyone again"
That moment, your urine alone can flood Nigeria
��������
16. Soon, MTN will be like! The number you have Dialled has been owing us since 4months, help us beg him to pay back when he picks……
���.
17. It is only in Nollywood movies witches will appear somewhere and the first thing they do is to laugh... Please what's funny?�������
20. Drinking a lot of water can help you mind your business, because you could spend most of your time urinating, instead of gossiping.������
21. Wedding attendance:
Church = 50
Reception = 5400
Can you imagine??
I will share my food in church�������
22. Rich man’s WiFi password: jacKcole914
Poor man’s WiFi password: Tc75Md37De6AAh4
56vCPP56
Why are poor people complicated like that?? ��
23. Until you are legally married, do not live with a man. Visit and go back so that others can visit too.������
24. IMAGINE a porn star who just won an award of the best porn star of the year and she was like, "First of all, I will like to thank the Almighty God for......"For what sister? I repeat, for what? You dey craze!!!!!!!!!�����

27. �� Palz, tomorrow is my sim card's birthday... So I was thinking maybe we could have a surprise party. Let us all send credit to my phone. My sim card will be surprised, I know my sim card very well, it loves surprises �✌.
28. 'I will marry you', 'I will marry you'... After sex you vanish. This is the reason why many men are inside Fanta bottles today in Benin��
29. There is nothing more annoying than a child from the next compound playing with" UP NEPA"when your phone battery is 1%��� #WhoCanRelate??
30. 9ja guys will collect your number in the bus, then 30 mins later, BOOM!! "Baby I dreamt abt you"
Abeg bros which time you take sleep ni? �
31. That's how I saw one 80years old woman praying 'Oh lord, I shall not die prematurely'��
Mama you want be Methuselah ���
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