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SteveOfu:
I am so so happy dat am alive today, dis story I will surly tell it to my kids one day, on 31 night I went to see my ex in dia village around 1am , When I got to dia junction to take bike or keke to dia house, I did not see anyone, suddenly One keke came out, me I don't like to price things but dat day I started asking the guy how much, he said 200 and I said no I have 150 , he said no and later he was calling me, I don't know the spirit dat entered inside me and I told him no and he left, I was alone dia no bike , no keke , then some minutes another bike came and I paid 300 dat night, on my way going I saw dat keke upside down the driver died and the Keke was into pieces, one army man hit him even the army man was badly injured........... praise the lord

Ferdinandu:
This is not really near death experience.

Had a sweet babe in school. One guy was always lashing her from Ibadan. Banker. I was the assistant boyfriend. He pays the bills while I shine her Congo on his behalf. During holidays she went to stay with mister banker. Me went home jejely. Met one sweet imo lady. Helped her to shine her Congo just once ooooo. I returned to school later only for her to contact me that the once I shined he Congo has turned to belle oooooo. Somehow steady babe knew. She kept quiet until after graduation. On My send forth night she took me to a bar and rummed to the fullest. As in I drank to stupor. On getting home I just logged off. I have this attitude of laying still after waking up. I don't move immediately. I'll first observe My surrounding even with my eyes closed. Somehow I woke up that night. Normally if I guzzle na till tomorrow but this night I woke up. Felt someone straddled over me. My brother na this babe o. With knife over My chest. She was telling me that when I come back next time I get to earth I won't ever cheat on her again. The kind push I give her Ehn. Rushed to turn on the light. She had this crazed look on her face. Knife poised. Ready to strike. Stark naked. The babe wan kill me japa. I just dey beg. As I dey beg I dey shout. As I dey shout I dey dodge knife. I managed to hold her from behind before My neighbours barged in. Them follow me beg. Say make I swear with candle say I go marry her, blah, blah blah. As them dey say"you shibaraba do solemnly swear" I dey change am to "me shibaraba do solemly sweat " Na una go marry mad woman. Next morning I tell her say I wan go buy ingredients cook for her. Na there I pass go Lagos. I took nothing. Na she kuku buy everything. Till date I never see her. We talk on phone but it ends there. Still not married and no relationship. Her temper na dynamite. Funniest thing be say if she kill me I for die Sara death. Her papa was one big man for akure that year.
Somebody praise the lord for me oooo

Davash222:
Had it been you entered, the Grace and Anointing with you would have prevent that accident. They died cos of N50. You have no reason to praise the lord here.