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Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by Yimmicks(op): 3:29pm On Jan 03, 2020*

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Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by habsydiamond(m): 3:30pm On Jan 03, 2020

Are you a virgin or what huh

So as to know the advice to give u

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Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by MorataFC: 3:33pm On Jan 03, 2020

habsydiamond:
Are you a virgin or what So as to know the advice to give u

Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by Lamanii22(f): 3:38pm On Jan 03, 2020

habsydiamond:
Are you a virgin or what So as to know the advice to give u

Lol.. She must be a virgin...

Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by Nickisindigo(m): 3:45pm On Jan 03, 2020

I can help him de-flower you for a small fee as per say am yet to be get laid that means am also a virgin too

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Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by habsydiamond(m): 3:47pm On Jan 03, 2020

Lamanii22:
Lol.. She must be a virgin...

why she come dey hide am. It's a good thing now... She shouldn't be shy to tell people about it

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Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by PointZerom: 3:53pm On Jan 03, 2020*

Clear all the grass on your stadium and spread your legs south and west, let him play with your clitoris for a very long time, once the stadium is wet, let him gradually plug his staff of authority.

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Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by Nobody: 4:02pm On Jan 03, 2020

Just take pain killer or anesthetic that way he can go through. ..better still ask your fellow ladies don't really have a right answer for you.

Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by Nobody: 4:26pm On Jan 03, 2020

Na wah.....@ “it wouldn’t enter”

grin

You two should dedicate time to it, shouldn’t be done in a hurry.

Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by CAPSLOCKED: 5:41pm On Jan 03, 2020

YOU'RE PETRIFIED TO PIECES, AND YOUR HUSBAND IS A NOOB.

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Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by makydebbie(f): 5:50pm On Jan 03, 2020

Nickisindigo:
I can help him de-flower you for a small fee as per say am yet to be get laid that means am also a virgin too

Cheap ass man, you'll not find something to do with your life, it's a married woman you're trying to give your community penis to.

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Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by MJBOLT: 5:53pm On Jan 03, 2020

this is one of the reasons i always tell guys to have sex with their GFs while dating

Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by makydebbie(f): 5:56pm On Jan 03, 2020

Yimmicks:
Hi all,
Please I'll appreciate any tip that could help ease first time sex.
Its been around 3 weeks my husband and I started living together now and every attempt towards penetration has been abortive - the vaginal hole is small. We've tried lubricant to no avail - KY JELLY (the joystick wouldn't enter and slips off) He also tried fingering but I couldn't even wait for his finger to enter. He's beginning to lament that my threshold for pain is small and that he's getting frustrated.
Please is there any easy and less painful way to go about this or medical?
Admin please help move to FP

How well do you get wet before he tries to penetrate? I'm asking this because during pre-intimacy the vagina opens up when it's ready for penetration. It has a mind of its own.
Your husband should make sure you're ready before he tries to penetrate, he should give you head or something it'll help.
pre-intimacy of two seconds cannot help de-flower a virgin.

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Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by theNOISEmaker: 6:19pm On Jan 03, 2020

[quote author=PointZerom post=85468708]Clear all the grass on your stadium and spread your legs south and west, let him play with your clitoris for a very long once the stadium is wet, let him gradually plug his staff of authority.[/quote stadium... una no go kill person for this nairaland
grin

Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by Nobody: 6:31pm On Jan 03, 2020

makydebbie:
How well do you get wet before he tries to penetrate? I'm asking this because during pre-intimacy the vagina opens up when it's ready for penetration. It has a mind of its own.
Your husband should make sure you're ready before he tries to penetrate, he should give you head or something it'll help.
pre-intimacy of two seconds cannot help de-flower a virgin.

I fear the man's tool is gigantic. cheesy

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Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by Froshloaded: 6:35pm On Jan 03, 2020

Lemme save this space

Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by Nobody: 6:38pm On Jan 03, 2020

Get drunk and high and let him nack you lol. i had a friend who tried to disvirgin 2 ladies , but could not as his prick was too big

Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by makydebbie(f): 7:22pm On Jan 03, 2020

AwkaetitiBabe:
I fear the man's tool is gigantic.

Lmao

Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by Nickisindigo(m): 8:37pm On Jan 03, 2020

makydebbie:
Cheap ass man, you'll not find something to do with your life, it's a married woman you're trying to give your community penis to.

community penis bah? I don't know the way to the promise land

Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by Nobody: 11:34pm On Jan 03, 2020

I remember when i had sex for the first time, i didn't use any lube just my natural wetness and it was hell.

Tell your hubby to give you head, a very satisfying one till you cum and try again with the lubricant, you'll be fine.

Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by Daviddson(m): 2:15pm On Jan 04, 2020*

OP, seek a professional sex therapist. In fact that's what you should have done a few days before the wedding or a day after.

Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by Nobody: 4:07pm On Jan 04, 2020

I believe that a gynaecologist should be able to conduct a hymenotomy if the hymen is unusually thick and impenetrable.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymenotomy

But I think that a medical doctor's advice would be better. Maybe like funmisticqueen

PS find a female gynaecologist o. So that your husband will not go and hold it against you later that it was another man that deflowered you.

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Re: Can First Time Sex Be Painless??? Please Help by rosy1992(f): 7:49pm On Jan 04, 2020

You need patience and tolerance of pain. Consult a sex therapist.

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