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My Horrible First Time Sex Experience by HelpfulBro: 8:17am On Oct 28, 2023
I'm 18 and last night I just had my first sex, I was so hyped up about it, I been dey talk to myself I'll give her different styles based on p*rn I've been watching and my guy advised me to take this oil... Samsu oil



He didn't tell me how to use it and I went and used the whole bottle on my little man, when she came in the conversation was going well and she was fair and sexy, I couldn't even hold the erection as I was sending her the money before we begin na just small thing for my little man to spring up but I held it in.



I convinced her to give me a Mouth Gig and it was hard but immediately as she put it in her mouth I couldn't feel sh*t, I was like wtf is going on, omoh she laid down and I started to finger her and she was moaning but my guy just went soft. It was like immediately as I couldn't feel anything I just lost interest



She asked to take sometime and I did then we got to it after about 40 mins then my dick was semi hard again and enough to penetrate so she put a condom on it and I did successfully and she was riding me and I started hitting it and she was moaning



I switched her to missionary and she still kept moaning then I put her two legs together in front and started hitting it dip to a I hit a wall 😂 and she shouted. All this didn't last 3 mins though but I couldn't still feel anything, I was stroking and asking myself where's the pleasure when I switched to missionary it just went soft again and I was angry and she tried stroking but it didn't come up



I waited 3 hours moving round the room for the the stuff to die down, I even took a bath but it didn't come up. I tried watching porn but it didn't come up and occasionally I get small bursts of arousal but it goes down almost immediately



So now I can say I'm disvirgined but not at the same time? What do you think I did wrong experienced people, next time I wouldn't take anything.


Pls mature responses before you comment, I'm serious with life, I have a business and I have plans for my future so don't try to insult me bosses 🙏

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Re: My Horrible First Time Sex Experience by Stawner16(m): 8:21am On Oct 28, 2023
Man put numbing oil on his dićk and acts surprised he didn’t feel shit during sex.

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Re: My Horrible First Time Sex Experience by Adekot: 1:55pm On Oct 28, 2023
HelpfulBro:
I'm 18 and last night I just had my first sex, I was so hyped up about it, I been dey talk to myself I'll give her different styles based on p*rn I've been watching and my guy advised me to take this oil... Samsu oil



He didn't tell me how to use it and I went and used the whole bottle on my little man, when she came in the conversation was going well and she was fair and sexy, I couldn't even hold the erection as I was sending her the money before we begin na just small thing for my little man to spring up but I held it in.



I convinced her to give me a Mouth Gig and it was hard but immediately as she put it in her mouth I couldn't feel sh*t, I was like wtf is going on, omoh she laid down and I started to finger her and she was moaning but my guy just went soft. It was like immediately as I couldn't feel anything I just lost interest



She asked to take sometime and I did then we got to it after about 40 mins then my dick was semi hard again and enough to penetrate so she put a condom on it and I did successfully and she was riding me and I started hitting it and she was moaning



I switched her to missionary and she still kept moaning then I put her two legs together in front and started hitting it dip to a I hit a wall 😂 and she shouted. All this didn't last 3 mins though but I couldn't still feel anything, I was stroking and asking myself where's the pleasure when I switched to missionary it just went soft again and I was angry and she tried stroking but it didn't come up



I waited 3 hours moving round the room for the the stuff to die down, I even took a bath but it didn't come up. I tried watching porn but it didn't come up and occasionally I get small bursts of arousal but it goes down almost immediately



So now I can say I'm disvirgined but not at the same time? What do you think I did wrong experienced people, next time I wouldn't take anything.


Pls mature responses before you comment, I'm serious with life, I have a business and I have plans for my future so don't try to insult me bosses 🙏



Stop watching porn
It far from reality please
At your age I was still a virgin
Take it easy my boy

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Re: My Horrible First Time Sex Experience by BItt: 2:26pm On Oct 28, 2023
Sex is sweet and it's the easiest way to fleece a man of his money angry
Re: My Horrible First Time Sex Experience by Purvan(m): 2:47pm On Oct 28, 2023
You patronised olosho and you're suprised your dick stopped working
Re: My Horrible First Time Sex Experience by OgaTheTop2: 2:57pm On Oct 28, 2023
The Sansu oil you applied was way too much. Are you kidding me? A whole bottle? Next time just rub tip of your pennnis with fingertip of small Sansu oil, then you will enjoy and last long. That oil desensitize the pennnis. You won't need your pennnis to be too desensitized.

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Re: My Horrible First Time Sex Experience by LagosG: 3:03pm On Oct 28, 2023
You lost your virginity to a Nigerian prostitute.



Sorry in advance

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Re: My Horrible First Time Sex Experience by Reminderz: 6:12pm On Oct 28, 2023
You said you're serious with your life, have plans for the future... Young man, that path you want to start treading will ruin the plans you have for that future...

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Re: My Horrible First Time Sex Experience by REGINALD001(m): 6:31pm On Oct 28, 2023
HelpfulBro:
I'm 18 and last night I just had my first sex, I was so hyped up about it, I been dey talk to myself I'll give her different styles based on p*rn I've been watching and my guy advised me to take this oil... Samsu oil



He didn't tell me how to use it and I went and used the whole bottle on my little man, when she came in the conversation was going well and she was fair and sexy, I couldn't even hold the erection as I was sending her the money before we begin na just small thing for my little man to spring up but I held it in.



I convinced her to give me a Mouth Gig and it was hard but immediately as she put it in her mouth I couldn't feel sh*t, I was like wtf is going on, omoh she laid down and I started to finger her and she was moaning but my guy just went soft. It was like immediately as I couldn't feel anything I just lost interest



She asked to take sometime and I did then we got to it after about 40 mins then my dick was semi hard again and enough to penetrate so she put a condom on it and I did successfully and she was riding me and I started hitting it and she was moaning



I switched her to missionary and she still kept moaning then I put her two legs together in front and started hitting it dip to a I hit a wall 😂 and she shouted. All this didn't last 3 mins though but I couldn't still feel anything, I was stroking and asking myself where's the pleasure when I switched to missionary it just went soft again and I was angry and she tried stroking but it didn't come up



I waited 3 hours moving round the room for the the stuff to die down, I even took a bath but it didn't come up. I tried watching porn but it didn't come up and occasionally I get small bursts of arousal but it goes down almost immediately



So now I can say I'm disvirgined but not at the same time? What do you think I did wrong experienced people, next time I wouldn't take anything.


Pls mature responses before you comment, I'm serious with life, I have a business and I have plans for my future so don't try to insult me bosses 🙏


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Re: My Horrible First Time Sex Experience by samwash(m): 6:50pm On Oct 28, 2023
At 18 you stated with sex stimulant, abi drug couple with masturbation, humm if you continue this way trust me by 25yrs of age your di*k is a dead stick.

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Re: My Horrible First Time Sex Experience by Saccharine: 9:54pm On Oct 28, 2023
18 year old paying for xes and already using numbing agents.. I feel sorry for you but good luck
Re: My Horrible First Time Sex Experience by Error401: 10:16pm On Oct 28, 2023
ANXIETY. CALMDOWN!

HelpfulBro:
I'm 18 and last night I just had my first sex, I was so hyped up about it, I been dey talk to myself I'll give her different styles based on p*rn I've been watching and my guy advised me to take this oil... Samsu oil



He didn't tell me how to use it and I went and used the whole bottle on my little man, when she came in the conversation was going well and she was fair and sexy, I couldn't even hold the erection as I was sending her the money before we begin na just small thing for my little man to spring up but I held it in.



I convinced her to give me a Mouth Gig and it was hard but immediately as she put it in her mouth I couldn't feel sh*t, I was like wtf is going on, omoh she laid down and I started to finger her and she was moaning but my guy just went soft. It was like immediately as I couldn't feel anything I just lost interest



She asked to take sometime and I did then we got to it after about 40 mins then my dick was semi hard again and enough to penetrate so she put a condom on it and I did successfully and she was riding me and I started hitting it and she was moaning



I switched her to missionary and she still kept moaning then I put her two legs together in front and started hitting it dip to a I hit a wall 😂 and she shouted. All this didn't last 3 mins though but I couldn't still feel anything, I was stroking and asking myself where's the pleasure when I switched to missionary it just went soft again and I was angry and she tried stroking but it didn't come up



I waited 3 hours moving round the room for the the stuff to die down, I even took a bath but it didn't come up. I tried watching porn but it didn't come up and occasionally I get small bursts of arousal but it goes down almost immediately



So now I can say I'm disvirgined but not at the same time? What do you think I did wrong experienced people, next time I wouldn't take anything.


Pls mature responses before you comment, I'm serious with life, I have a business and I have plans for my future so don't try to insult me bosses 🙏
Re: My Horrible First Time Sex Experience by churchkilo(m): 10:56pm On Oct 28, 2023
How could you say you are serious with life and you are having sex with a prostitute at 18. Hmmm so bad. I never had sex till I got married to my wife, I had all the money and opportunity but I was serious with my life.

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