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TechTanic:
Missed my period.

meaning you must have lamba to warrant that..if all things are equal

No 6.... It got to a point i broke my fone screen touch wen i wanted to chek my 100lvl rslt. in d end d result came out brilliant

u11ae1013:
6 lol
Back then in ABU, a guy joined us through direct entry, while we were trying to figure out how to even understand those MEEN questions, 30 minutes, these guy is already done making us feel like olodo in exam hall, but lo and behold exam result came out and these guy was giving a titration value of 2.30, my guy humble, na him dey finish exam last

. #Proudly an abusite.... #U08WR1011.

Uyi168:
....
This one..
During one of my maths exam..

worst

TechTanic:
Missed my period.

What the this old woman saying

Morning class by 7:am.

micronut:
OK. Let's look back at those days as an undergraduate. Which of these sentences or Lecturer's remarks scares you most?

1. Morning class, tear a sheet of paper, Test!
2. Get out of my class!
3. Answer all questions!
4. Give me your Matric No or ID card!
5. Your test is next week!
6. Result has been pasted

©Elu

Obviously 5 can't be more feared than 1

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

As a real niggarrr then in Uniben computer science department

I wasn't scared of anything

After enough F in Pascal and Fortran.
Even when i rewrite the course them still tear me F again

Nothing come dey fear me again
I begin smoke weed steadily!

Hahahaha... Woah. Pascal and Fortran for Computer Science? It must have been a long time you graduated.

Educational topics ain't making frontpage this days.
Wonder why

Brokeness .... that’s what I feared most as a student.

Fun: when d class captain comes back and say "the lecture will not hold, oga is not around"

sad: when d lecturer gives his note to d captain and he says "Oga said he is coming in 5minutes time"

Tolzeal:

1. Morning class, tear a sheet of paper, Test!

A man called "god" always take care of this- JamoJizzy

2. Get out of my class! 

The best moment to flaunt your new sneakers. Haha!

3. Answer all questions!

If I can't answer all, I know 70% of the class won't- We're all falling together! No fear

4. Give me your Matric No or ID card!

Smalls, One can easily JAPA with this - Na Mumu they drop ID card

5. Your test is next week!

I have a man called "god" in my Department then - JamoJizzy (God bless you big time)

6.Result has been pasted

Every strong boys for class like me they fear results. Nobody like carry over. ( I fear this one pass) Maths & Stat Department don't have joy.

No 6 was my nightmare.

[quoldote author=Slawormir post=85488270]Damnnnnn niggarrr

As a real niggarrr then in Uniben computer science department

I wasn't scared of anything

After enough F in Pascal and Fortran.
Even when i rewrite the course them still tear me F again

Nothing come dey fear me again
I begin smoke weed steadily!




Old boy! I hope you are not a bus conductor[/quote]

u11ae1013:
6 lol
Back then in ABU, a guy joined us through direct entry, while we were trying to figure out how to even understand those MEEN questions, 30 minutes, these guy is already done making us feel like olodo in exam hall, but lo and behold exam result came out and these guy was giving a titration value of 2.30, my guy humble, na him dey finish exam last

1013 ...... Morning sir!
AE Spotted

Na we get that MEEN department....

Fisher007:
None.of the above

What you should fear is the following?

That Graduating to the harsh reality of unemployment.

That Entrepreneurship hardly works in most case so fear that.

That NYSC will is just a smokescreen and waist of time.

That your current girlfriend or boyfriend is not your future spouse.

That societal norms will definitely mess and deal with you. Which might lead to sadness and depression.

That you might.luckily get a job but it is as if you are unemployed because you wont see your savings.

That the Rat race is real and you must run in it for a while.before you.can find a solution that suits you.

The most important is that.uncertainty is the main order of the day in all aspect of life in Nigeria. Everything is chaotic and in the chaos you must path a way.

All.those stuff.you.stated above are.child's play. Believe it from a true sincere Nairalander giving.you milenials snippets into the future.

Simple move to.the.next comment.

I want more people like you in my life.

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Tolzeal:

1. Morning class, tear a sheet of paper, Test!

A man called "god" always take care of this- JamoJizzy

2. Get out of my class! 

The best moment to flaunt your new sneakers. Haha!

3. Answer all questions!

If I can't answer all, I know 70% of the class won't- We're all falling together! No fear

4. Give me your Matric No or ID card!

Smalls, One can easily JAPA with this - Na Mumu they drop ID card

5. Your test is next week!

I have a man called "god" in my Department then - JamoJizzy (God bless you big time)

6.Result has been pasted

Every strong boys for class like me they fear results. Nobody like carry over. ( I fear this one pass) Maths & Stat Department don't have joy.

The man called God ���...Zeal Baba sighted.

No7 Being Broke in school. That's the real deal.

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itsme01:
Baby we have talk

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micronut:
OK. Let's look back at those days as an undergraduate. Which of these sentences or Lecturer's remarks scares you most?

1. Morning class, tear a sheet of paper, Test!
2. Get out of my class!
3. Answer all questions!
4. Give me your Matric No or ID card!
5. Your test is next week!
6. Result has been pasted

©Elu

Missing result/absent case.
You will attend classes all semester, sign attendance during exams then when results are out you will see ABS. God forbid.

Number 6 ehn...
Either GP rise or BP rise.

3 because u can't expect me to have an idea of all the questions.
not scared of 1 cos I'm always ready for test anytime any day and neither I'm i scared of 6 cos I always write my exams very well

TechTanic:
Missed my period.

kindly check ur Facebook blog I just commented. I need ur help

Fisher007:
None.of the above

What you should fear is the following?

That Graduating to the harsh reality of unemployment.

That Entrepreneurship hardly works in most case so fear that.

That NYSC will is just a smokescreen and waist of time.

That your current girlfriend or boyfriend is not your future spouse.

That societal norms will definitely mess and deal with you. Which might lead to sadness and depression.

That you might.luckily get a job but it is as if you are unemployed because you wont see your savings.

That the Rat race is real and you must run in it for a while.before you.can find a solution that suits you.

The most important is that.uncertainty is the main order of the day in all aspect of life in Nigeria. Everything is chaotic and in the chaos you must path a way.

All.those stuff.you.stated above are.child's play. Believe it from a true sincere Nairalander giving.you milenials snippets into the future.

Simple move to.the.next comment.

everything u said is just the absolute truth especially the first 5 paragraphs

Victoria25:
Morning class by 7:am.

uniben do me this one I weak and I missed test twice in that particular course cos I hate waking up early and my CA wasn't funny.
Las Las God help me I used exams get C.
Dr ukpebor I hail ooo

What of...

7. See me in my office!

8. You will graduate before your time

9. Report yourself to the disciplinary committee

AkidiAma:
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so u still carry this thing enter new year?

Geenosko:
Missing result/absent case.
You will attend classes all semester, sign attendance during exams then when results are out you will see ABS. God forbid.

Gosh this one dey weak person pass especially if u wrote that exams very well

1&4

Ebenezar2020:
Gosh this one dey weak person pass especially if u wrote that exams very well

Then result will na come after course reg has ended. Schooling in Nigeria can be hard