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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 7:21pm On Jan 11, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

A couple went for a picnic. They had 5 sons;
Each son had 7 sisters and each sister had 3 babies.

How many people went on the picnic in total?

a couple, full stop.

2 people pere.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:01pm On Jan 11, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- A couple - 2 people.
Every other detail is useless cool

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Ayanfe29!
vibewithme! (half mark )
pu7pl3!
Theenchanter2!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:52pm On Jan 11, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

My husband is 12 years younger than me, and;
My son is 10 years younger than him.
If my husband is 40;

How old am I? undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 9:17pm On Jan 11, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

My husband is 12 years younger than me, and;
My son is 10 years younger than him.
If my husband is 40;

How old am I?

52years.... the son could be another man's child, maybe she had d son before she married her new husband. undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:24pm On Jan 11, 2020

Cab Drivers
Two cab drivers met.
"Hey, why did you paint one side of your car red and the other side blue?"
"Well, when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other" grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:34pm On Jan 11, 2020

Maths Pupil
Teacher: "Are you good at maths?"

Pupil: "Yes and no" undecided

Teacher: "What do you mean?" angry

Pupil: "Yes! I'm no good at maths" undecided

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:28pm On Jan 12, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

My husband is 12 years younger than me, and;
My son is 10 years younger than him.
If my husband is 40;

How old am I?

52 years old

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:08pm On Jan 12, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- She is 52 years

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Theenchanter2!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:11pm On Jan 12, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 9:44pm On Jan 12, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

because he was driving in the day time

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:02pm On Jan 12, 2020

The Picture In My Pocket
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another. This goes on for several shots - the bartender is curious and asks him why he does that; the man replies:
"I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home."

grin

TO BE CONTINUED

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:14pm On Jan 12, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

He was driving in the day time

Ayanfe29 please tell your husband BankeGee to reboot his questions and stop asking old questions

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:45pm On Jan 12, 2020

pu7pl3:

He was driving in the day time

Ayanfe29 please tell your husband BankeGee to reboot his questions and stop asking old questions

I've asked this before?

I think not undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:55pm On Jan 12, 2020

BankyGee:

I've asked this before?
I think not

Yes you have jor

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:39pm On Jan 12, 2020

pu7pl3:

Yes you have jor

No vex egbon grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:54am On Jan 13, 2020

pu7pl3:

He was driving in the day time

Ayanfe29 please tell your husband BankeGee to reboot his questions and stop asking old questions

I told you already that old age is disturbing him

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:55am On Jan 13, 2020

pu7pl3:

He was driving in the day time

Ayanfe29 please tell your husband BankeGee to reboot his questions and stop asking old questions

Lol.... I told you already that old age is disturbing him

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:06am On Jan 13, 2020

Ayanfe29:

Lol.... I told you already that old age is disturbing him

Lmao..please make sure he always takes his pills

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:20pm On Jan 13, 2020

pu7pl3:

Lmao..please make sure he always takes his pills

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:38pm On Jan 13, 2020

Gear Palaver
I was on a bus going to Abuja.

One Hausa guy on the front seat had never been in the front seat of any motor vehicle before in his life.

As we were leaving Lagos, he was surprised to see the driver changing gears every now and then.

When we got to Ibadan, the bus stopped and everyone got out of the bus to buy refreshments and to relieve ourselves, but this guy remained alone in the bus and took out the gear lever.

When we all got back on the bus.

The Hausa guy gave the driver the gear lever and said: "Take!... Here is the thing you have been struggling to remove since we left Lagos." angry

The Bus driver just collapsed!

grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:46pm On Jan 13, 2020

Ayanfe29:

Lol.... I told you already that old age is disturbing him

Comman ask me for money to buy shoe again angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 2:23pm On Jan 13, 2020

BankyGee:

Comman ask me for money to buy shoe again

Na lie..if she just press breast on your back and touch your head you will empty your account

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 3:00pm On Jan 13, 2020

pu7pl3:

Na lie..if she just press breast on your back and touch your head you will empty your account

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:30pm On Jan 13, 2020

pu7pl3:

Na lie..if she just press breast on your back and touch your head you will empty your account

Which kind wicked brother I get laidis?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 4:45pm On Jan 13, 2020

BankyGee:

Which kind wicked brother I get laidis?

You can neither confirm nor deny that allegation tho

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:57pm On Jan 13, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- He was driving during the day

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
jerrykk!
pu7pl3!
*Clap, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:58pm On Jan 13, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 8:55pm On Jan 13, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

one hour pere.

U take one now, one in d next half hour and the last in d next 1hr.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 10:13pm On Jan 13, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

if he takes it immediately, it will be one hour.;if he takes later it will be one hour, thirty minutes

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:47pm On Jan 14, 2020

pu7pl3:

Lmao..please make sure he always takes his pills

Lwtmb.... I'll ensure that

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:49pm On Jan 14, 2020

BankyGee:

Comman ask me for money to buy shoe again

U beta stop fronting...we know how we settle ourselves o

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:51pm On Jan 14, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

One hour

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