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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 6:54pm On Jan 14, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Lwtmb.... I'll ensure that

Ayanfe you have started becoming more frequent consistently here...I'm happy for you cheesy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:56pm On Jan 14, 2020
Sex Robot
A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 storey high with another man. She then heard her husband coming… She told her lover to stay like a robot and not to move.

HUSBAND: What is this?

WIFE: This is a robot, I bought to have sex with when you were travelling… undecided

HUSBAND: Okay… Let's have sex now…

WIFE: No sweetheart… yesterday I got my period, so I will go and make a cup of coffee for you! smiley

(After she left)

HUSBAND: Damn I am so Hot, I will f*ck this robot… (he tried f*cking)

The man started talking in a metallic robotic way: “SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE… SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…”

HUSBAND: Damn robot is not working properly… I am throwing it out of the window… angry

When The man realized that he was on the 20th storey Building, he quickly said:

"SOFTWARE UPDATED... PLEASE TRY AGAIN NOW" grin

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:05pm On Jan 14, 2020
pu7pl3:


Ayanfe you have started becoming more frequent consistently here...I'm happy for you cheesy
Love what you've done with the signature kiss

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:07pm On Jan 14, 2020
BankyGee:

Love what you've done with the signature kiss

Thanks man wink

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:13pm On Jan 14, 2020
Ayanfe29:



U beta stop fronting...we know how we settle ourselves o
Ehn, buh you know me nah, you are shaming me bah? embarassed
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:36pm On Jan 14, 2020
BankyGee:

Ehn, buh you know me nah, you are shaming me bah? embarassed

Baba done mellow

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:51pm On Jan 14, 2020
pu7pl3:


Ayanfe you have started becoming more frequent consistently here...I'm happy for you cheesy


Lolz.... The fear of Pu7pl3 is the beginning of online consistency

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 7:53pm On Jan 14, 2020
BankyGee:

Ehn, buh you know me nah, you are shaming me bah? embarassed

Oya, sorry ehn

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:54pm On Jan 14, 2020
pu7pl3:

Baba done mellow

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:02pm On Jan 14, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Lolz.... The fear of Pu7pl3 is the beginning of online consistency

Awwwwn...don't make my head swell toomuch sha

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:02pm On Jan 14, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- One hour
Though time wasn't specified, if he waits for the first 30mins before taking the first pill, answer'll be 1hr 30mins

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Theenchanter2!
jerrykk!
Ayanfe29!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:05pm On Jan 14, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 8:14pm On Jan 14, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

because Jim is the only one using am umbrella

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:23pm On Jan 14, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Cos one of them was using an umbrella

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:33pm On Jan 14, 2020
pu7pl3:


Awwwwn...don't make my head swell toomuch sha


Yezzz boss!!!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:34pm On Jan 14, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided



One of them was using an umbrella

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:38pm On Jan 14, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Yezzz boss!!!
Just kuku burst the head grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:25pm On Jan 14, 2020
BankyGee:

Just kuku burst the head grin

Guuuy grin grin you and your wife sha

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:23am On Jan 15, 2020
pu7pl3:


Guuuy grin grin you and your wife sha
Bro, bride price and dowry cannor comman waste nah... You know how Naija dey now grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:40am On Jan 15, 2020
BankyGee:

Just kuku burst the head grin


Sorry ehn, I can't burst the head cos WE still need it for riddle solving!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:32am On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Sorry ehn, I can't burst the head cos WE still need it for riddle solving!
grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:42am On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Sorry ehn, I can't burst the head cos WE still need it for riddle solving!

BankyGee:

Bro, bride price and dowry cannor comman waste nah... You know how Naija dey now grin

Two of you don't have sense o grin grin grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:30am On Jan 15, 2020
pu7pl3:




Two of you don't have sense o grin grin grin


BankyGee!!!!!!!!

Come and see something o! Wiaris the gun you bought last week Wednesday?! Abeg, load am make we deal with sumbori.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:52am On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:



BankyGee!!!!!!!!

Come and see something o! Wiaris the gun you bought last week Wednesday?! Abeg, load am make we deal with sumbori.

you want to shoot me Ayanfe? cry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:08pm On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:



BankyGee!!!!!!!!

Come and see something o! Wiaris the gun you bought last week Wednesday?! Abeg, load am make we deal with sumbori.
Baby calm down. See as you shout mah name and cut mah mind angry

Choose one, both are locked and loaded. Anything for you wink

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by jerrykk(m): 3:15pm On Jan 15, 2020
BankyGee:
Baby calm down. See as you shout mah name and cut mah mind angry
Choose one, both are locked and loaded. Anything for you wink
see wetin woman dey do man

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:46pm On Jan 15, 2020
BankyGee:

Baby calm down. See as you shout mah name and cut mah mind angry

Choose one, both are locked and loaded. Anything for you wink



The second one is better.
Let's make it a midnight mission

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:47pm On Jan 15, 2020
pu7pl3:


you want to shoot me Ayanfe? cry

You neva see anything!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:48pm On Jan 15, 2020
jerrykk:


see wetin woman dey do man


Erhmmm... you better don't pity Pu7pl3

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:34pm On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:




The second one is better.
Let's make it a midnight mission
Yeah, around 12:30am... He has dog in his compound, that should be your first target, but I'll not follow you o... I have nightophobia grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 8:14pm On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:


You neva see anything!

Are you serious

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 8:16pm On Jan 15, 2020
BankyGee:

Yeah, around 12:30am... He has dog in his compound, that should be your first target, but I'll not follow you o... I have nightophobia grin
Ayanfe29:




The second one is better.
Let's make it a midnight mission
I hope both of you know who Nekron is angry

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