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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:20pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Nekr0N:I wAs dOubTiNG, buT i KNoW nOw |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 1:54am On Jan 16, 2020 |
BankyGee: Okay |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:17am On Jan 16, 2020 |
Nekr0N: |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:18am On Jan 16, 2020 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:20am On Jan 16, 2020 |
BankyGee: BankyGee: BankyGee: Now, I'm beginning to doubt you. Lemme guan talk to my parents so they can return everything you brought. I need a change of air!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:18am On Jan 16, 2020 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 9:24am On Jan 16, 2020 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:59am On Jan 16, 2020 |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:04am On Jan 16, 2020 |
Ayanfe29:Ayanfemi, it has not gotten to that now. I just changed my mind. The Bible said thou shalt not kill pu7pl3...
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:36am On Jan 16, 2020 |
Laff Out Loud - You be tenant, you go buy dog, now your dog don dey pursue landlord not to enter his own compound - What a man can do, a woman can do better abi? *Aunty can you write your name on the floor while urinating?* - She cant cook ordinary indomie and she keeps asking, "baby where is our relationship heading?" *Tell her catering school* - Imagine dating a guy selling recharge card *Data after data* - This is the easiest way to see your ancestors: Just go to Iran and shout, "GOD BLESS AMERICA!" - In Nigeria, there's nothing like battery full. We charge until NEPA takes light and if they bring it back, we CONTINUE - Like and Share TO BE CONTINUED 5 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nature8(m): 11:47am On Jan 16, 2020 |
BankyGee: 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 11:51am On Jan 16, 2020 |
BankyGee:madman, this thing got me laughing here. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:03pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Theenchanter2:Hehehe 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:13pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:16pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
BankyGee: Don't worry,I'm working on it..il distract her 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 12:17pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
BankyGee: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:22pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Red Potion A couple received a letter from their daughter who went to study Modern Physics overseas. The letter reads, "My beloved parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So, enclosed, you'll find a potion I've invented, it will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. NOTE: "Please take only a drop" So they opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion. The man looked at the wife and says: "You go first!" So the wife takes a drop and thereafter the husband follows. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:23pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Indeed the wife turn five years younger. Years later, the daughter returns home to find her mother young and pretty carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look so young. The daughter was delighted and asks after her dad. MOTHER: Your father?... Hmm, my child, your father was so jealous that I was so young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle. DAUGHTER:- What?! So where is he? MOTHER:- Who do you think is the baby on my back? TO BE CONTINUED 4 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:43pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
pu7pl3:Thanks bruh |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 3:20pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
BankyGee: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:18pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:19pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
BankyGee: Shift o jere.... you and who? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:25pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Ayanfe29:Kilode... Kini mo se bayi? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:27pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
pu7pl3: Ehn ehn.....oya na.... let's see how it goes 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:28pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
BankyGee: Kosi o... you wey innocent like this 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:31pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Ayanfe29:Why do you na want to leave me? Because I did not let you shoot pu7pl3 bah? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:36pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
BankyGee: Yes na! We need to shoot him and that Nekr0N that is showing himself... Show me you're the man joor 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:42pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Ayanfe29:An honorable man won't shoot an unarmed opponent, be an honorable woman too Don't be scared, I know Nekr0N. We were course-mates at the Underworld University of Hades (UUH), close to the Bermuda Triangle. I've reasoned with him, he won't hurt you. Trust me |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 6:11pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Lmao best Nairaland couple goes to BankyGee and Ayanfe29 Both of you are funnier than the jokes on here sef ..no offence BankyGee 3 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 6:12pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 6:15pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Ayanfe29: BankyGee: Lmao Ayanfe is really scared of me BankyGee tell her to be calm and just be nice to Purple and she will be okay This our Alma mater is really dope sha 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:48pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
Nekr0N: I'lL teLL hEr tO bE cALm, sHE cOuLdN't slEEp LaST nIGhT |
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