For the sake of sanity it is advisable you stick with one person, I'm sticking with jarus. He earned it. It will only take an exception for it not to happen as he said. Mark my words.

I know what it means to put your words out there, your integrity and all is put on the line. Some men places premium on their words.

Some of us here are so insensitive, you can sense the vibe on the thread, even if you have a negative news there is a "how" to say it.

It is called being sensitive.

To those hating, it only shows a sign of internal pain and weakness, you can share in my love.

Relax everyone.
You just get so tensed unnecessarily....
Relax, what will be will be....
You cannot change anything now by your worry, desperation or anger

Swargu:

Honestly it should have been released by Friday, as this week came i do not know what happened again, maybe they want people to stop expecting i before they release it, NNPC and secrecy ehn, their HR cartel is tight i must say.

Are you sure the HR or GMD PA is not on this thread monitoring our comments and intentionally disappointing our sources?

See as people dey wait for labour room!! Your delivery will soon happen. Best of luck guys.

Hello Everyone.

For the first time my contact messaged to say they are planning to release this week. I went ahead to call because of the rumours of GT & EH and asked why/if it will be released at the same time and I got information on EH being released a week or 2 after GT has been released.

This was the same trend for the DPR recruitment. GT was released first and consecutively EH.

So theres no bad news with EH (to those of you hanging around that cliff). It just never comes out at the same time.

lol... all these it'll happen soon, next week, last week, after court, blah blah... from one source to another. Just know that, if APL is released at a different timeline than your 'sauce', you have less than 50% chance of getting APL, and that can even be 1%...
So bring it on.

All the way to lekki. Boranle don turn pesin. Boranle sef dun pesin wen de buy Hennessy for pesin. Boranle mouth e gbera...

74 guests... Wonderful!!!
Let's just be calm

Med oo! Abeg, support my hustle oo... Thirst no go bring ur APL ooo!

If people were held responsible for their words, some people will be in big trouble at the end of this recruitment, expecially those deliberately spreading bitterness without any proof just because you believe you can get away with it, I've seen someone switch from being negative to being positive and that was it, no remorse, no apologies whatsoever, that's the present day reality of our youths, the leaders of tomorrow, most of us has no moral justification to blame the government.

PS:- I'm immune to 90% of your gimmicks. I fall for tricks but you have to be exceptionally smart.

Ladyjane5657:


Loms! especially for someone like me who God refused to bless with a lot of patience...
Na to dey answer calls like controlled zombie : eg
Me: hi, who is this please? Yes sir.. Ur number is not registered on my phone..can you tell me pls?? ( for my mind na NIPOST PIPO)
until the mumu Wii be like... Ah babe u no remember me ?? Na Ethel na... Ethel wey been chyke u for....

Me: Thunder wey gather storm dissect u dia! Ethel my foot! Ethel wayrehhh

Oluwa help us to be nice to dem Nipost abi DHL pipo mbok

Ethel!!!!
I go dey respectable to any caller from now till I get APL...


After February, my mind don comot for the thing.

souljar:
Med oo! Abeg, support my hustle oo... Thirst no go bring ur APL ooo!

Lol, this na NNPC thread o, one pure water na 1k abeg.

Donas11:


Ethel!!!!
I go dey respectable to any caller from now till I get APL...


After February, my mind don comot for the thing.

Even if you see the name clearly written "My Ex" ??

GeniusOla:


Lol, this na NNPC thread o, one pure water na 1k abeg.

Oil dey your head my brother! The sachet get ribbon

Graced01:
Hello Everyone.

For the first time my contact messaged to say they are planning to release this week. I went ahead to call because of the rumours of GT & EH and asked why/if it will be released at the same time and I got information on EH being released a week or 2 after GT has been released.

This was the same trend for the DPR recruitment. GT was released first and consecutively EH.

So theres no bad news with EH (to those of you hanging around that cliff). It just never comes out at the same time.

Release this week

Ejaculate next week!!!

First na Loveprick person go use as Moniker,today of all days now,release this week..

I refuse to see no evil..

APL locate me,I have been a good bwoy..

GeniusOla:
If people were held responsible for their words, some people will be in big trouble at the end of this recruitment, expecially those deliberately spreading bitterness without any proof just because you believe you can get away with it, I've seen someone switch from being negative to being positive and that was it, no remorse, no apologies whatsoever, that's the present day reality of our youths, the leaders of tomorrow, most of us has no moral justification to blame the government.

PS:- I'm immune to 90% of your gimmicks. I fall for tricks but you have to be exceptionally smart.

you're absolutely right bro, I no understand why someone go engage in such acts, I hope dem dey pay them fa, if not to what end. what a waste!!!! most of them no even dey part of this recruitment process...later in life, dem go dey blame their village ppl, for their misfortunes in life, not knowing say na dem be the architect of their own misery.. make dem keep it up, na end go justify the means. apl go comot everybody go comot here....

Hola bro G, Hope you're having a good day. God bless you my brother. may apl fall on you...."in souljar's voice"...

Teaser4:
you're absolutely right bro, I still don't get why someone will engage in such acts, I hope dem dey pay them fa, if not to what end. what a waste!!!! most of them no even dey part of this recruitment process...later in life, dem go dey blame their village ppl, for their misfortunes in life, not knowing say na dem be the architect of their own misery.. make dem keep it up, na end go justify the means. apl go comot everybody go comot here....

Hola bro G, Hope you're having a good day. God bless you my brother. may apl fall on you...."in souljar's voice"...

I'm good chief. Welcome home, hope u help us bring popcorn

Donas11:



Release this week

Ejaculate next week!!!

First na Loveprick person go use as Moniker,today of all days now,release this week..

I refuse to see no evil..

APL locate me,I have been a good bwoy..

You are a clown

GeniusOla:


I'm good chief. Welcome home, hope u help us bring popcorn

thanks bro... sure i did plus groundnut too, we go chop am together at the towers with chilled coke...

Safe my brother

Where is ChasteGhuy? shey baba no wan apl again ni. or he don resume with Artexexs's batch ..

pele

bobowaja:
I just received a call from Airtel.

May their company experience same tension I felt while picking their call. Bunch of unserious fellows

Oh Nigeria!!! I bet the founding fathers go dey roll in the grave right now..or wait every seconds. Lord Lugard abeg come epp us beg, Daddy Mele to rain apl oh...or shey na Grandpa Buhari , sure baba no get time for trivial matters like NNPc GT apl...



we are waiting..
we've been waiting...
we'll be waiting...

if we no wait wetin we gain.

Watching

charese:
pele

Ose

Checking NNPC recruitment login page through Google, it's saying "could not locate remote server"

Teaser4:
Oh Nigeria!!! I bet the founding fathers go dey roll in the grave right now..or wait every seconds. Lord Lugard abeg come epp us beg, Daddy Mele to rain apl oh...or shey na Grandpa Buhari , sure baba no get time for travail matters like NNPc GT apl...



we are waiting..
we've been waiting...
we'll be waiting...

if we no wait wetin we gain.

Nigeria don't have founding fathers... What we have is ancestors

make una tag he who is not supposed to be tagged ....i don tag am 3 times... in reply but the only thing be say u gas take one 4 d team i.e chop ban..me don chop ban 3 times already.....other volunteers needed...

dalhjana:

Nigeria don't have founding fathers... What we have is ancestors

oh, thanks for the correction bro... that's hilarious


My Chest!!!!

kachii77:
make una tag he who is not supposed to be tagged ....i don tag am 3 times... in reply but the only thing be say u gas take one 4 d team i.e chop ban..me don chop ban 3 times already.....other volunteers needed...

bro please chop one more....do it for the culture

Teaser4:
bro please chop one more....for the culture

Nigga said for the culture ��

The week is not over.....

WonderJohn:
My Brothers and Sisters, Please, if you receive information that boils down to the phrase "It will be released soon" without a time frame or a date, please just leave it out of the information pool. Soon in NNPC terms can be a week or 3 months (as with when the GMD said "Soon" since November). I want as much information as the next man but at this point, I think we can all collectively agree that as a word, "soon" has lost all meaning to us.
My father spoke to the GGM HR (This week monday) and he said soon and I was like ��� dafuq. My father just looked at me and essentially said "This nigga is so far in the dark, but he just wants to say something cuz he doesn't want to feel like his position isn't important". So people no more updates with soon, we get it, soon has been flying all around but now it just causes anxiety.
The only man that knows the true release date is the GMD himself. I don't know why he is still delaying and feeding his staff various amounts of inconsistent information.

The GGM HR is a woman though.