₦airaland Forum

maynation:
Dangote's trucks have killed more souls that bokoharam, shouldn't we ban the trucks too??

RapistOnBail:

Keep trekking till you acquire sense from your Modern day slavery jobs.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Motorcycle collect many lives that year

DarkandHandsome:
Sanwo olu is clueless

13ShadesOfMay:
Even with #OkadaKeke ban, most areas in Lagos are still in total traffic lockdown. My point is, LASG should have put in place an alternative for those affected by the ban... You can just wake up and put an end to the livelihood of ten of thousands of people... Regulation instead of total ban should have been adopted

MAYOWAAK:
We now know the script behind the Okada ban. It has nothing to do with insecurity. It has absolutely nothing to do with the silly and irresponsible conspiracy theory about some fictitious Boko Haram planting their operatives in Lagos.

Come to think of it, why would Boko disrupt Lagos? How would the break up of Nigeria benefit Buhari, the chief patron of Boko? Is Buhari not busy rehabilitating his killer kinsmen? So who told you Boko is a security risk to Nigeria?

The script behind the Okada ban is the multi billion naira this transport sector is generating. The sector has remained virtually in the hands of the operators in the informal sector. The state is not making a dime from the multi billion generated monthly in this sector. The only department of the state making millions from this informal sector is that headed by the Agbero-general of the state- Dr MC Oluomo PhD. DSc (Agbero Escatology).

One tech disruptor saw the vast opportunity and decided to move in. That was the arrival of Gokada. They moved in by paying a few millions to the state. They got all the required license to operate and business started. Even the disruptor could not believe their luck when the millions started rolling in. They were like “Yeeparipa, aiye mi temi bami. Na money dey flow like this?” Even the Okada drivers working for Gokada could not believe their luck. One lady who was in tears when the ban was introduced claimed she was making N20k a day. That’s N100k in 5 days.

News of the billions they’re making started filtering into the corridors of power at Bourdillon. Sangodele, the Life-Governor of Lagos State and the Baba of all Lagosians, Oko iya won L’eko, summoned Pointius Pilate to an emergency meeting. According to sources at the meeting, he was like: “Pointius, Ode ni e. Ori e de ti daru. And if you continue like this, I will make sure I ambode you too.”

He continued, “right now you, Pointius, are the greatest threat to my Presidential ambition. I heard one Gokada man, a Chinco, is making billions under your nose, in my state, and you’re just looking like lookman...

...how am I supposed to replenish my Bullion Van?”

With a tone of finality, he said, “I want a big chunk of the billions to start rolling into my Alpha Beta conglomerate account.”

Pointius was escorted out. Our source said he was farting in the car throughout the long journey back to Alausa.

The rest as they say in Mandarin is history.

shehuolayinka:
https://thebelltimesng.com/2020/02/10/the-trekkers-of-today-will-snatch-our-cars-tomorrow-by-fisayo-soyombo/

maynation:
Dangote's trucks have killed more souls that bokoharam, shouldn't we ban the trucks too??

ekwerendi:
This your dammmnnnn nigarrrr dey mean wetin........

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Motorcycle collect many lives that year

Kendumazy:
The truth is that criminal activities will be rampant now. A friend phone was collected by thieves on bike at iyana ipaja, adealu bus stop few days ago in the evening. They cornered him, ask him to hand over his phone while showing him different axes to axe him if he didn't comply. It's after they left he started yelling thieves. Imagine, there were bikes around, they can run after them and probably get them.

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Commentor:
That's one of the reasons bikes were outlawed.

Many more must have been taking place when bikes roamed free.

Goldencheese:
Is this really true?.
The trekkers of today will become car snatchers tomorrow?
Not really
But many jobless, frustrated and angry youths today may be TEMPTED to become criminal lords tomorrow.
That sounds a bit realistic and true!

Everybody treks, whether from your house to your car, neighborhood store to buy provisions or attend CDA meetings or close by schools?

Not all trekkers will become car snatchers. Some have as much money to buy any cars of their choice.