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Lets share our experiences with a diabolical room mate, or what you would do, if you happen to have one.

Cc lalasticlala

I go borrow legs.

Tell us why u ask this question? Are you the diabolical room mate?

Nothing, just tell him to teach me so I can use it on you.

keep used female menstruation pads in the room, thank me later

Let me borrow funny nairalander word" I will simply mind my business "

So there's this lady that has been wanting me to spend time with her in her room but then she vanished for almost a month.

I caught up with her yesterday asking her where she had been. Normally I wouldn't bother about her sudden disappearance but my libido was on the verge of spilling and I thought she was well incubated and ready to be hatched by me.

I'm not sure I really believed in spiritual attacks, but I kid you not. This lady has evidently suffered spiritual attacks. Visible ones that she needed to visit a dibia in her village to get healed. Physical needles came out from her body

If she had paid attention, she would notice I had immediately shed about 2kg of my total body mass because my ever firmly standing dick shrank microscopically.

CAPSLOCKED:
IF HE SNIFFS IT EVERY MORNING HE'LL BE SAFE FROM ALL EVIL.

Nope, it's like a magnetic pulse , no shiit works

Keep your Bible constantly under your pilow to sleep with.

godofuck231:
keep used female menstruation pads in the room, thank me later

If you are the godofuck, how do your worshippers worship you?

LordReed:
If you are the godofuck, how do your worshippers worship you?

read and pronounce the words you see

LordReed:
If you are the godofuck, how do your worshippers worship you?

read and pronounce the words you see or ask any girl who has ever been fked by a God

We will be going our separate ways.... I can't stand the company of a superstitious person.