This is getting out of hand o

the economic situation is crazy....people are barely surviving

Shibaraba:
Now all these people no go dey allow taxis to wait for us Wey wan piss true true. Especially people like me wey go Don drink like mad. And you know say drink and piss na 5 and 6.

On a serious note. This is becoming serious. And I'll blame the dull one who promised us change. Well this is change. .. A negative change.

For those of us out there struggling we go make am. Keep trying. Have regular sex. Sex releases happy hormones. No matter how Depressed you are sex dey quench am. Married men catch your wives give am wella. Boys catch your girlfriend give am. If no girlfriend find Olosho. If no Olosho use Vaseline. If no Vaseline use ororo. If no ororo use water. If no water use hand like that. Release the pain. No matter where it hurts you go see relief somehow. Don't quit.

what's goin on. things are not that bad to commit suicide

What do they gain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBXgM26B-Ik

Oba of Lagos should be questioned!

Dereformer:
Lagos has become the suicide capital of the world.

Buhari will never see anything good in this life or the next.

You have malaria.

Because of Buhari

Shout out to Lil Wayne Akiolu. Onilagoon of Lagoon.

Dereformer:
Lagos has become the suicide capital of the world.

Buhari will never see anything good in this life or the next.

Buhari ?
That should be his father's name.

Please all drivers should stop stopping on the bridge for their passenger to ease themselves. Once you hear, driver abeg stop make i piss, just change gear and move to the left side of the bridge and accelerate.

Let everybody stay oh. Nobody is leaving or dying prematurely in this country. All of us must stay put. Signed. Muhammadu Buhari

SisterFire:
...yorubas voted him to punish SS n Se but all suicide in that eko bridge is afonjas ,
...i heard one eastern guy committed suicide out of lecturers frustration not hunger....

Afonjas enjoy what u brought to us ...


Metaphysical legendhero

Babe, don't join these Nairaland boys in their senseless e-fights

You are better than this

The lagoon has been designated as Igbo territory by the Oba of Lagos.

Why are Afonjas relocating to Igbo land

hmmmmm frustrations every where....suicide is not the answer...life na jeje....thank Gd he did nt get int the water

Now he will be wishing he died esp if he now got a broken spine

Dereformer:
Lagos has become the suicide capital of the world.

Buhari will never see anything good in this life or the next.

So lagoon suicide started in 2015 right?

Until the next time.

And you know all this information through nairaland? The way you people think at times

Dereformer:
Lagos has become the suicide capital of the world.

Buhari will never see anything good in this life or the next.

PEOPLE DYING FAST BUT THE MONEY TOO SLOW ........VROXEN

MagicBishop:
The lagoon has been designated as Igbo territory by the Oba of Lagos.

Why are Afonjas relocating to Igbo land

And how do you know whether he is an Afonja or Nyamiri?

Someone can not die in peace again? In fact when the guy becomes well, he will be given a bed space in one of our correction facilities.

I Dont pity people who want to commit suicide and yet they can commit the suicide privately in the comfort of their own house.they would want to put an innocent cab driver into trouble knowing fully well,how ckueless,wicked and victimising the nigerian police can be.

Shibaraba:
Now all these people no go dey allow taxis to wait for us Wey wan piss true true. Especially people like me wey go Don drink like mad. And you know say drink and piss na 5 and 6.

On a serious note. This is becoming serious. And I'll blame the dull one who promised us change. Well this is change. .. A negative change.

For those of us out there struggling we go make am. Keep trying. Have regular sex. Sex releases

No matter where it hurts you go see relief somehow. Don't quit.

this man don shayo,las Las we go dey alright,but maybe when the cow presido leave shaaa till then now...

VirginSearcher:
Buhari's government is the worst in the history of Nigeria, so many things that never happened in the past now happening, frustration everywhere

Ok

This suicide thing is real...frustration too mch everywhere...things not moving right..no job, no money, things are just complicated nobody to help anyone...i am inside my room since morning so bored , bin thinking since morning how to solve my problems no option...a lot of responsibilities....remain small i for commit suicide sef with sniper...Am jst tired...depressed

Hope he gets better. Mental health should not be played with.

Soon FG will ban Uber cabs same way they banned Sniper instead of addressing the root cause, "how to improve mental health outcomes."

Thank God he didn't die... They need to investigate his reasons for doing so.

Death's got an Invisibility Cloak? Chisom interrupted again.
"So he can sneak up on people," said Amaka. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking...

He got a close shave with mr death.

About time for suicide barrier net on Third mainland bridge.

Something dey inside that water wey dey call them.. No be ordinary!