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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 1:24am On Feb 28, 2020

BankyGee, I hope it isn't work that is stressing you out cos you've been a bit distant from home o. Come back home fully, we all miss you

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:41am On Feb 28, 2020

Ayanfe29:
BankyGee, I hope it isn't work that is stressing you out cos you've been a bit distant from home o. Come back home fully, we all miss you

Thanks queen, it's preparation for exams actually, I'd try my best to be consistent again

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 12:52pm On Feb 28, 2020*

Laugh Out Loud
- The way a Nigerian girl loves money, if you tell her to go to hell, she would say,"I don't have transport fare" grin

- A gala seller ran 2km to catch your car and you just touch the gala aod say it's not soft. Bros, you can't make heaven cheesy

- Short girls be sitting on WC in the toilet and be swinging their legs grin

- The time I believed that FUTMINNA is hard is when I saw two hard cultists reading cheesy

- BankyGee's law of Nigerian University states that, "The higher your GP, the thinner you become and the lower your GP, the fatter you become." cheesy

- On the 30th and 31st of this month, MTN is giving out free GLO recharge cards to all 9MOBILE customers that are using AIRTEL grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 2:20pm On Feb 28, 2020

BankyGee:
Laugh Out Loud
- The way a Nigerian girl loves money, if you tell her to go to hell, she would say,"I don't have transport fare"
- A gala seller ran 2km to catch your car and you just touch the gala aod say it's not soft. Bros, you can't make heaven
- Short girls be sitting on WC in the toilet and be swinging their legs
- The time I believed that FUTMINNA is hard is when I saw two hard cultists reading
- BankyGee's law of Nigerian University states that, "The higher your GP, the thinner you become and the lower your GP, the fatter you become."
- On the 30th and 31st of this month, MTN is giving out free GLO recharge cards to all 9MOBILE customers that are using AIRTEL

TO BE CONTINUED

that last part

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 5:01pm On Feb 28, 2020

pu7pl3:
that last part

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:12pm On Feb 28, 2020

BankyGee:
Thanks queen, it's preparation for exams actually, I'd try my best to be consistent again

That's great, wishing you outstanding success

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:16pm On Feb 28, 2020

Ayanfe29:
That's great, wishing you outstanding success

Thanks iyawo grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:19pm On Feb 28, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- A Fish

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:29pm On Feb 28, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

I come in different shapes and colours. Some parts are curvy, some are straight; You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me.
What am I?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:45am On Feb 29, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Jigsaw puzzle

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:41pm On Feb 29, 2020

The Picnic
Two of my friends came visiting with their gf's and we decided to go out on a picnic, along with my little brother.
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After packing food and all we needed, we set off to a quiet beach.
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After chatting and taking pictures for few minutes, we decided to eat and begun to unpack the basket which had the food in it, only for us to discover we forgot the spoons at home.
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I told my little brother to go get it while we wait. He replied saying: "I know u want to trick me so you can eat the whole food before I come back''... I promised him we would wait for his return but he refused.
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After much persuasion & promises, he decided to go.
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My friends and I started chatting and gisting to while away time and wait for my brother's arrival.
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After 1hr, there was no sign of him. 2hrs went by, and I began wondering what could have delayed him because the distance between our house and the beach can be covered within 20mins.
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My friends and I were already getting hungry but we decided to wait a little longer for my Brother's return.
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After 4hrs, the hunger was so unbearable that we decided to taste the food.
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As we were about tasting, we heard a rumble in a nearby bush and there, my brother Jumped out from behind a tree shouting: "I said it, I knew you would eat the food before I return, I'M NOT GOING AGAIN".
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Father lord!! I had to ask him again "Are You Joking??"
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He replied: "I have been watching y'all. I'm not going Again.
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Now, all my mind was saying was: "Kill him, kill him
grin

TO BE CONTINUED

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:33pm On Feb 29, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- Jigsaw puzzle

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:52pm On Feb 29, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

I am a sharp looking horse with a flexen tail. The longer I run, the shorter my tail becomes.
What am I?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:08pm On Feb 29, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

A needle...

Am I the only one here?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:23pm On Feb 29, 2020

pu7pl3:
A needle...
Am I the only one here?

Maybe they don't know the answer undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:40pm On Feb 29, 2020

BankyGee:
Maybe they don't know the answer

Let them copy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 10:43pm On Feb 29, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

a needle with a tail of thread

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:53pm On Feb 29, 2020

pu7pl3:
Let them copy

You dey vex o. No vex sir...

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 6:42pm On Mar 01, 2020

BankyGee:
Laugh Out Loud
- The way a Nigerian girl loves money, if you tell her to go to hell, she would say,"I don't have transport fare"
- A gala seller ran 2km to catch your car and you just touch the gala aod say it's not soft. Bros, you can't make heaven
- Short girls be sitting on WC in the toilet and be swinging their legs
- The time I believed that FUTMINNA is hard is when I saw two hard cultists reading
- BankyGee's law of Nigerian University states that, "The higher your GP, the thinner you become and the lower your GP, the fatter you become."
- On the 30th and 31st of this month, MTN is giving out free GLO recharge cards to all 9MOBILE customers that are using AIRTEL

TO BE CONTINUED

LMAO

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrincessB1(f): 6:42pm On Mar 01, 2020

A needle

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:31pm On Mar 01, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- A Needle

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
wizi44!
[color=pink]PrincessB1![/color]
*Claps, cheers*

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:51pm On Mar 01, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

I go up and down at the same time.
Up towards the sky and down towards the ground.

What am I?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by theenchanter: 9:54pm On Mar 01, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

rain?

Pardon me o, na one yoruba "alo o" "alo" make me talk am o. grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 11:49pm On Mar 01, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

planes/jets undecided

more jokes pls

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:57am On Mar 02, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

.rain

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 12:40pm On Mar 02, 2020

Blakewilli:
planes/jets more jokes pls

Welcome to the thread bro...

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nobody: 6:17pm On Mar 02, 2020

BankyGee:
Welcome to the thread bro...

Thanks bro. ...Expecting more

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:11pm On Mar 02, 2020

Answer to Riddle
- Rain
- See-saw

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-

theenchanter!
[color=pink]Ayanfe29![/color]
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:16pm On Mar 02, 2020

RIDDLE ME THIS undecided

If you lose me, you may cause other people around you to lose me too?
What am I?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:49pm On Mar 02, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Temper

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:28pm On Mar 02, 2020

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Temper

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 4:56pm On Mar 03, 2020*

The Smart Pupil
A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3.*
The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Grade 4.
I am smarter than my sister & she's in Grade 4".
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.
*Principal:* What is 3+3?
*Boy:* 6.
*Principal:* 6+6.
*Boy:* 12.
The boy got all the questions right.
The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.
*Madam:* What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?
*Boy:* Legs.
*Madam:* What is in your trousers that I don't have?
*Boy:* Pockets.
*Madam:* What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
*Boy:* Coconut.
*Madam:* What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge
*Boy:* Bubble gum.
*Madam:* You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
*Boy:* Tent.
*The principal was looking restless*
*Madam:* A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.
*Boy:* Wedding ring.
*Madam:* I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
*Boy:* Nose.
*Madam:* I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.
*Boy:* Arrow.
*Principal:* O MY GOD.
*Madam:* What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?
*Boy:* Fork.
*Madam:* What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
*Boy:* Surname.
*Principal:* Ohooo !
*Madam:* What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
*Boy:* Heart.
*Principal:* Eeeeeh ! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam,
"Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!"

grin

TO BE CONTINUED

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