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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:40am On Feb 17, 2020
Ayanfe29:
BankyGee!!! Where have you been? I was about to declare you missing o
Jeez! I went to get things for our trip to Mexico city...
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:24am On Feb 17, 2020
BankyGee:

Jeez! I went to get things for our trip to Mexico city...


*LipsSealed*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 1:03pm On Feb 17, 2020
See how Boring this place is without my presence

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:10pm On Feb 17, 2020
Nekr0N:
See how Boring this place is without my presence
ExpLaIN undecided

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 9:08pm On Feb 17, 2020
BankyGee:

ExpLaIN undecided

I left to rule the underworld for a minute and there was less side talks and it got boring quick

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 6:15am On Feb 18, 2020
Nekr0N:
See how Boring this place is without my presence


Nekr0N:


I left to rule the underworld for a minute and there was less side talks and it got boring quick


SMH!!!!!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:27am On Feb 18, 2020
Nekr0N:


I left to rule the underworld for a minute and there was less side talks and it got boring quick
We all travelled that's why grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:35am On Feb 18, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- Temper


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:52am On Feb 18, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 6:54am On Feb 18, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

A button

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 6:55am On Feb 18, 2020
Ayanfe29:






SMH!!!!!

Is this how you want to tell me you missed me?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 6:56am On Feb 18, 2020
BankyGee:

We all travelled that's why grin

Traveled to where? Borington grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:15am On Feb 18, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


A button

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:16am On Feb 18, 2020
Nekr0N:


Is this how you want to tell me you missed me?


You wish tongue

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:47pm On Feb 18, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- A Button


pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!

*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 10:49pm On Feb 18, 2020
Ayanfe29:



You wish tongue

Hehehe, I already know wink you like that dark side
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:08pm On Feb 18, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
I fly away once you set me loose;
People around you may slowly move away if they sense my presence.

What am I undecided

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:29pm On Feb 18, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

BankyGee's fart

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by HypePlusIQ(m): 12:16am On Feb 19, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided



grin. Bad energy grin


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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by HypePlusIQ(m): 12:17am On Feb 19, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


A Gun

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:01am On Feb 19, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

A fart

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:02am On Feb 19, 2020
Nekr0N:


Hehehe, I already know wink you like that dark side


BankyGee, come and tell your friend and colleague o.
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:03am On Feb 19, 2020
Nekr0N:


Hehehe, I already know wink you like that dark side


BankyGee, come and tell your friend and colleague o. He wants to force me to be his friend...
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 5:51pm On Feb 19, 2020
Ayanfe29:



BankyGee, come and tell your friend and colleague o. He wants to force me to be his friend...

Lmao grin grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by dukeprince50: 7:37pm On Feb 19, 2020
lemme drop this I am X, X is more important than your life, X is impossible for God, new babies love X more than breast milk, If you eat X, you will die.
What is X?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by centurionpapa(m): 7:39pm On Feb 19, 2020
dukeprince50:
lemme drop this
I am X,
X is more important than your life,
X is impossible for God,
new babies love X more than breast milk,
If you eat X, you will die.

What is X?
nothing
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by dukeprince50: 7:42pm On Feb 19, 2020
centurionpapa:

nothing
u wan form paparazzi.
u correct sha.

now answer this, If u are participating in a race and u overtook the second person, what position will u be?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by dukeprince50: 7:44pm On Feb 19, 2020
Also, I went to the doctor and he gave me three pills and told me to take one pill every half an hour, how many hours will pass before I'll take all three pills?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by centurionpapa(m): 8:08pm On Feb 19, 2020
ill be second
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:07am On Feb 20, 2020
Ayanfe29:


BankyGee, come and tell your friend and colleague o.
OK bae
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:15am On Feb 20, 2020
Answer to Riddle
- A Fart


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!

*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:37am On Feb 20, 2020
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
I am rarely touched but often held; If you're smart, you'd use me well
What am I? undecided

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