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Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by eyinjuege: 9:19pm On Mar 01, 2020
The ducks go chop tire.
Infact, they will belleful so tey, dem go start to dey vomit

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Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Ramanto(m): 9:19pm On Mar 01, 2020
China is a real functional country. I guess someone somewhere is trying to test the depth of their ingenuity
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Ramanto(m): 9:21pm On Mar 01, 2020
modsfucker:
How did they manage to assemble the ducks and give them direction?
That's why they are China. Lol
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by ajl: 9:24pm On Mar 01, 2020
rottennaija:
Biological Warfare slowly loading

How is this biological warfare? If you don't know about something you should ask. It's a biological way of fighting locust swarm instead of using chemicals. The ducks simply feed on the locust. Does that make sense?
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by OmoAlakija: 9:37pm On Mar 01, 2020
Imagine Ghana sending ducks to Nigeria to fight some insects , we don see free meats be that .. One duck per family .
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by ajl: 9:40pm On Mar 01, 2020
pacespot:
You just have to admire these Chinese, they seem to have solutions to any problems, who doesn't know that ducks like locusts than anything grin the protein rich meal will also assist the ducks to give birth to more ducks to feed on the pests, and more ducks for Chinese human consumption, perfect solution!

I heard China now have solution to Pakistan long dry weather, they can throw some chemical compound into the atmosphere to invite rains where it hasn't been raining.

It seem a big to you because 8n Nigeria people just sit on their ass and do nothing; or a power-broker will make such impossible. I am sitting here at a airport just returned from a trip to Nigeria where I was attempting to sell or collaborate with a state govt on a technology that will save billions in losses to the people and tens to 100 millions in revenue to the govt. After some high level meeting, I was told that sector in this particular state is the territory of power-broker, and state officials can't go near it. Can you imagine. Meaning people can continue to have heart attack over their losses, it does not matter. What kind of beings are Nigerians? Anyway, who need the govt?

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Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by vertueptime: 9:43pm On Mar 01, 2020
Gten:
Who did China offend this period.

U don forget last year they clamp down on muslims and xtians
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by vertueptime: 9:44pm On Mar 01, 2020
PlayerMeji:
Kenya nko

Kenya is there ruminating on what to do with their own locust plague.

Just copy and paste the formula

Na people go chop the ducks before them reach anywhere

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Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by deavicky(m): 9:46pm On Mar 01, 2020
Pidginwhisper:
Deploy those ducks down here. I want to see something grin
they should bring them where?. I guess you don't mean Nigeria because if they try it human in Nigeria will rather attack the ducks and in less than one week their numbers will sure reduce from 100k to like 43k
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by luluman: 9:47pm On Mar 01, 2020
Macsjebs:

Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/china-deploys-army-ducks-fight-21593068

we need ducks that can eat up Corona virus in air o
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by goldmatrix(m): 9:52pm On Mar 01, 2020
grin
mamaafrik:
We need the duck that can eat atleast three killer Herdmen per day in Nigeria.
Something need to get rid of those swam of parasites from we obodo country
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by kurlz(f): 9:55pm On Mar 01, 2020
China again?
China must have done something grievous for them to be experiencing all these.
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Afritop(m): 9:55pm On Mar 01, 2020
And they did not eat all the ducks
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by obama30: 9:58pm On Mar 01, 2020
Macsjebs:

Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/china-deploys-army-ducks-fight-21593068


the poster may be on wee, when did china and Pakistan have boarder?
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Nobody: 10:01pm On Mar 01, 2020
Gten:
Who did China offend this period.
they offend God. People who don't believe in Jesus the son of God, what do you expect?
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Novaccines: 10:03pm On Mar 01, 2020
Wow


Hoax
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Nobody: 10:04pm On Mar 01, 2020
Righteousness89:
Locust Invasion..

Seems like this Generation is receiving the plagues of Egypt ...

I Advice those on the Receiving end of this Calamity to Humble themselves and Cry to GOD for Mercy..

When GOD ALMIGHTY is Punishing an individual, a nation , a community, etc Those who try to help will also be Punished!!
LMAO!!! cheesy
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by kokomilala(m): 10:09pm On Mar 01, 2020
The US is trying everything to undermine China's hegempny. She's trying to cut off China's wings so that they won't spread to other territories of the world.
First ,it was Corona Virus. Now,it's an army of locust.
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Nobody: 10:12pm On Mar 01, 2020
9jayes:
US is behind dis China disasters...
really, but how? They created the locust or Covid-19?
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by pacespot(m): 10:15pm On Mar 01, 2020
ajl:


It seem a big to you because 8n Nigeria people just sit on their ass and do nothing; or a power-broker will make such impossible. I am sitting here at a airport just returned from a trip to Nigeria where I was attempting to sell or collaborate with a state govt on a technology that will save billions in losses to the people and tens to 100 millions in revenue to the govt. After some high level meeting, I was told that sector in this particular state is the territory of power-broker, and state officials can't go near it. Can you imagine. Meaning people can continue to have heart attack over their losses, it does not matter. What kind of beings are Nigerians? Anyway, who need the govt?

The situation is much worse in the country than you even described, everything is about serving the interest of some people and not about what is needed. The most evil kind of people on earth is found in Nigerian government, and these are not even well known politicians but some low-key government functionaries that are hardly talked about but have turned government into their private business.

Maybe they were expecting you to pay some kickbacks before allowing you access into the sector.

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Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Odion2016(m): 10:21pm On Mar 01, 2020
Perfecttouchade:
Hope dey will quarantine the ducks before releasing them to Pakistan.. may God epp China in their current situation


But you did not perfect this touch....
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by lexy2014: 10:27pm On Mar 01, 2020
Roon9:
Hmm... These are trying times for China.
Trade wars
Corona virus now this undecided

Did u read d story?
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by ibinaboonline: 10:27pm On Mar 01, 2020
I so dig the military terminologies: squad of birds, ground invasion, deployed, biological weapon. That's a true peoples liberation army of ducks.
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by lexy2014: 10:29pm On Mar 01, 2020
kokomilala:
The US is trying everything to undermine China's hegempny. She's trying to cut off China's wings so that they won't spread to other territories of the world.
First ,it was Corona Virus. Now,it's an army of locust.

Pls read d story, d first paragraph
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by lexy2014: 10:31pm On Mar 01, 2020
ajebuter:
Only China?

Corona virus, na Dem

Now locust invasion?

China Amaka! grin grin grin

Pls read d first paragraph of d story
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by lexy2014: 10:32pm On Mar 01, 2020
oluwasegun007:
China sins have reached the heavens...i hope the innocent will not suffer sha.

It seems many of u didn't bother to read d story b4 commenting
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by lexy2014: 10:33pm On Mar 01, 2020
kurlz:
China again?
China must have done something grievous for them to be experiencing all these.

I thought d first paragraph of d story says everything. Didn't u read it?
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by ibinaboonline: 10:35pm On Mar 01, 2020
How patriotic of you to keep painting your country with slime even before a foreigner. You think that's how america built America? America is guilty of unspeakable filth but you can hardly see a citizen who isn't a proud American. As for the business man and his business sector, I wouldn't give him a contract either judging by the quality of his writing. I'll bet he speaks the same way too. They were probably just been polite by telling him that the sector is inaccessible just to spare him the pain of been told that he doesn't qualify.
pacespot:


The situation is much worse in the country than you even described, everything is about serving the interest of some people and not about what is needed. The most evil kind of people on earth is found in Nigerian government, and these are not even well known politicians but some low-key government functionaries that are hardly talked about but have turned government into their private business.

Maybe they were expecting you to pay some kickbacks before allowing you access into the sector.
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Nobody: 10:38pm On Mar 01, 2020
mamaafrik:
We need the duck that can eat atleast three killer Herdmen per day in Nigeria.
Something need to get rid of those swam of parasites from we obodo country
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by Nobody: 10:47pm On Mar 01, 2020
obama30:

the poster may be on wee, when did china and Pakistan have boarder?
Google is a friend brother, feel free to ask him any questions or clarify whatever doubts you have
Re: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by mamaafrik(m): 10:55pm On Mar 01, 2020
Ten06:

It shows clearly that everybody is tired of bubu and his gang of killer herdsmen. But how did we manage to fall for the hand of bubu and his killers?
we were running from a corrupt Goodluck Jonathan into a corrupt,biased,nepotic and deaf old camel

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