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Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Nobody:
1. Because I m every woman's dream.

2. I am a lady's man

3. I m just too handsome. Sometimes I get scared that some random girls might conspire to kidnap me.

So I use a muffler, face mask, dark shades and face cap when walking through the streets. most of the time I fly bike.

4. I m just cool headed, I talk when I m hungry.

5. Guys get threatened when I m around their girlfriends.

6. I dont necessarily need to work to make money. I m so cute that ladies try to pacify me by transferring money into my account , both married and single.

some lie to their boyfriends or husbands to part with large sums of money just to impress me.


typing...
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Lightangel65: 5:36pm On Mar 14, 2020
No one cares attention seeking looser
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by fernandoc(m): 5:37pm On Mar 14, 2020
The part where you said you fly bike shows you don’t even have money to buy a car.
Leave fine boy and secure the bag first.
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Youngmum1(f): 5:37pm On Mar 14, 2020
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Froshloaded: 5:38pm On Mar 14, 2020
fernandoc:
The part where you said you fly bike shows you don’t even have money to buy a car.
Leave fine boy and secure the bag first.
Mad oo grin
Riele come and carry your boo
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Ekakamba: 5:38pm On Mar 14, 2020






Kuku say you be JESUS na! grin tongue
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Freestainworld(m): 5:46pm On Mar 14, 2020
lazy youth, lets see your pic, weda you no go resemble Halloween
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Naomila: 5:48pm On Mar 14, 2020
This one is in never never land undecided
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Nobody: 5:52pm On Mar 14, 2020
Lightangel65:
No one cares attention seeking looser
lol
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Nobody: 6:02pm On Mar 14, 2020
fernandoc:
The part where you said you fly bike shows you don’t even have money to buy a car.
Leave fine boy and secure the bag first.
Not true. I actually have with me right here, right now a tear rubber range rover sports SUV, I m yet to launch it on the roads, I av my reason for choosing to use commercial bikes.

Guess what, the SUV was a birthday gift from the girlfriend of a popular celebrity.


There are hints I may get a G-wagon @ my next bday, from another celebrity who s a big dealer in exotic designer perfumes and make up in Nigeria.

smart ones may know her!

■ TM ■
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Nobody: 6:08pm On Mar 14, 2020
Freestainworld:
lazy youth, lets see your pic, weda you no go resemble Halloween
Very few nairaland ladies have seen me physically... but they're too mature and discreet to tell any one of u. Usually very few ladies get their chances with me, especially the mature and discreet ones.
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by coolestofall(m): 6:12pm On Mar 14, 2020
BadRadio:
Very few nairaland ladies have seen me physically... but [b]they're too mature and discreet [/b]to tell any one of u. Usually very few ladies get their chances with me, especially the mature and discreet ones.
Obviously they are more mature and discret than you know who.
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by IamDavids: 6:12pm On Mar 14, 2020
Nigga STFU!
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Nobody: 6:13pm On Mar 14, 2020
typing....

I recall the last time I was invited for a seminar at best western hotel, heritage hall precisely...

After my speech, the ladies were all over me... some were offering to lift me with their clean rides for a chit chat at coldstone or KFC, while some other wanted to get my card.

.... twas crazy !!!
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Nobody: 6:16pm On Mar 14, 2020
IamDavids:
Nigga STFU!
You have to chill now !!!
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Nobody: 6:19pm On Mar 14, 2020
Haha ta tun leleyi Bai huh
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Nobody: 6:24pm On Mar 14, 2020
BadRadio:
Not true. I actually have with me right here, right now a tear rubber range rover sports SUV, I m yet to launch it on the roads, I av my reason for choosing to use commercial bikes.

Guess what, the SUV was a birthday gift from the girlfriend of a popular celebrity.


There are hints I may get a G-wagon @ my next bday, from another celebrity who s a big dealer in exotic designer perfumes and make up in Nigeria.

smart ones may know her!

■ TM ■
lol. You are obviously a 16 years old boy who has masturrbated too much
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Nobody: 6:32pm On Mar 14, 2020
Lilbest3:
lol. You are obviously a 16 years old boy who has masturrbated too much
once upon a time I checked on a business partner friend of mine. when I got to his place unfortunately he wasnt home but his girlfriend was... she said he hurriedly left when a client called... I was about leaving but surprisingly this babe dragged me in and almost tore my shirt... moaning and squealing as she pleaded with me to kiss her. I was shocked to my bone marrow.

I wriggled my way off her grasp and ran away !!!




typing...
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Nobody: 6:41pm On Mar 14, 2020
trust me, I ve been through quite an ordeal.
what do you think guys, Do I go for a major surgery?
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Nobody: 6:45pm On Mar 14, 2020
Youngmum1:
undecided undecided undecided
I understand... most ladies feels exactly desame way... they say I m too good to resist, that my aura and charisma is overwhelming
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by IamDavids: 6:46pm On Mar 14, 2020
BadRadio:
You have to chill now !!!
You have to stop all your craps nigga. You be bitching around like a pussy. Grow the fvck up dude. Jesus!
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Nobody: 6:46pm On Mar 14, 2020
ZINIBANKS:
Haha ta tun leleyi Bai huh
honestly, this is for real, trust me !
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Nobody: 6:47pm On Mar 14, 2020
IamDavids:
You have to stop all your craps nigga. You be bitching around like a pussy. Grow the fvck up dude. Jesus!
u re not getting my point. Just think about it !
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Nobody: 6:48pm On Mar 14, 2020
IamDavids:
You have to stop all your craps nigga. You be bitching around like a pussy. Grow the fvck up dude. Jesus!
I told u to chill... a guy has to express himself...
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by IamDavids: 6:49pm On Mar 14, 2020
BadRadio:
u re not getting my point. Just think about it !
You're pissing me off. Tf! Nigga stop messing with people head. You're Fvcking suffering from low self esteem. Grow the fvck up dude
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Nobody: 6:50pm On Mar 14, 2020
IamDavids:
You're pissing me off. Tf! Nigga stop messing with people head. You're Fvcking suffering from low self esteem. Grow the fvck up dude
I dont understand what u re saying... u re still reading for a reason. u wouldnt chill.

Are u threatened?
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Nobody: 6:51pm On Mar 14, 2020
IamDavids:
You're pissing me off. Tf! Nigga stop messing with people head. You're Fvcking suffering from low self esteem. Grow the fvck up dude
I dont understand what u re saying... u re still reading for a reason. u wouldnt chill.

Are u threatened?
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Nobody: 6:53pm On Mar 14, 2020
IamDavids:
You're pissing me off. Tf! Nigga stop messing with people head. You're Fvcking suffering from low self esteem. Grow the fvck up dude
y are u swearing. why?
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by obi4eze(m): 7:04pm On Mar 14, 2020
If girls are all over you just for sex and nothing useful then something is definitely wrong with you. It means there is something in you that attracts lust and women for sex.
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Ruggedniggaone: 7:06pm On Mar 14, 2020
stop living a fake life and stop disgracing your ancestors on nairaland
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Nobody: 7:10pm On Mar 14, 2020
obi4eze:
If girls are all over you just for sex and nothing useful then something is definitely wrong with you. It means there is something in you that attracts lust and women for sex.
No, u dont get.
Re: Here Is A Simple Reason Why Nobody Should Expect A DM From Me. by Nobody: 7:10pm On Mar 14, 2020
Ruggedniggaone:
stop living a fake life and stop disgracing your ancestors on nairaland
lol. That's very funny, but on a serious note I m serious !
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