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Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by ipobarethieves: 10:08pm On Apr 02, 2020
sad I don run comot from the island come mainland where u can still manage small.By the time hunger reset pipu body,dey’ll cancel the copy copy thing

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Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by JEmma1(m): 10:09pm On Apr 02, 2020
julybaba:
China’s top epidemiologist who is at the forefront of the research on the Wuhan coronavirus claims he has found a way to stop the outbreak of the deadly new virus.
Li Ping Wang, leading epidemiologist at Beijing University believes the Wuhan coronavirus has developed through interspecies sexual intercourse and that this practice must be discontinued to end the outbreak.

Wang went on national television yesterday to warn the Chinese population and the rest of the world of the origin and potential cure for the life-threatening epidemic.

“We can now confirm that the Wuhan coronavirus has spread through sexual intercourse between humans and chickens in the Wuhan region and the only way to end the outbreak is abstinence,” Dr. Wang warned on national television.

Li Ping Wang claims that his research has proven that similar to the AIDS virus, which developed through sexual intercourse between humans and monkeys, the Wuhan coronavirus developed through sexual intercourse between humans and poultry.

“Black people have the AIDS virus because they sleep with monkeys and Chinese have Coronavirus because of sex with chickens, this must stop now,” he told China Central Television.
The cultural practice of sexual intercourse with chickens to ward off evil spirits, promote crop growth and cure erectile dysfunction is a widely held belief and commonly practiced in many regions of the country have acknowledged experts.

“These traditions have been upheld for millennia and it will be hard for the Chinese people to stop indulging in such activities” Chinese cultural expert, Nathan Daniels explained.

Other medical experts had previously warned that the Wuhan Jī Jian Jie (also known as the Wuhan Chicken Rape Festival) which has been held for centuries in the region to ward off evil spirits could be at the origin of the 2002-03 SARS outbreak.

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/chinese-doctor-warns-only-way-to-eradicate-coronavirus-is-to-stop-having-sex-with-chickens/

If this is true, then Chinese needs to be left alone and banned form the rest of the world, before they kill us
Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by Chatflick(m): 10:10pm On Apr 02, 2020
Meanwhile Money Heist Season 4 Premieres tomorrow with 8 episodes

Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by IYANGBALI: 10:11pm On Apr 02, 2020
iCauseTrouble:
After a month, you will see people on the street protesting against the government for their freedom
see better talk. Na you get sense pass for herw

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Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by Blueface01: 10:11pm On Apr 02, 2020
Very frustrating . and cost of things are increasing .. Imagine pure water N200 bag... We don enter one chance

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Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by Brunicekid(m): 10:11pm On Apr 02, 2020
Just for few dsys... Everything is just gonna be alright.
Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by Successkay12(m): 10:12pm On Apr 02, 2020
Till US get the vaccine and call off their lockdown...

I believe our government are waiting for US

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Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by IYANGBALI: 10:14pm On Apr 02, 2020
This government that i know will prolung it so as to use it to take our earth away from other problems facing us in Nigeria, so it can be till the next election
Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by Nobody: 10:15pm On Apr 02, 2020
julybaba:
China’s top epidemiologist who is at the forefront of the research on the Wuhan coronavirus claims he has found a way to stop the outbreak of the deadly new virus.
Li Ping Wang, leading epidemiologist at Beijing University believes the Wuhan coronavirus has developed through interspecies sexual intercourse and that this practice must be discontinued to end the outbreak.

Wang went on national television yesterday to warn the Chinese population and the rest of the world of the origin and potential cure for the life-threatening epidemic.

“We can now confirm that the Wuhan coronavirus has spread through sexual intercourse between humans and chickens in the Wuhan region and the only way to end the outbreak is abstinence,” Dr. Wang warned on national television.

Li Ping Wang claims that his research has proven that similar to the AIDS virus, which developed through sexual intercourse between humans and monkeys, the Wuhan coronavirus developed through sexual intercourse between humans and poultry.

“Black people have the AIDS virus because they sleep with monkeys and Chinese have Coronavirus because of sex with chickens, this must stop now,” he told China Central Television.
The cultural practice of sexual intercourse with chickens to ward off evil spirits, promote crop growth and cure erectile dysfunction is a widely held belief and commonly practiced in many regions of the country have acknowledged experts.

“These traditions have been upheld for millennia and it will be hard for the Chinese people to stop indulging in such activities” Chinese cultural expert, Nathan Daniels explained.

Other medical experts had previously warned that the Wuhan Jī Jian Jie (also known as the Wuhan Chicken Rape Festival) which has been held for centuries in the region to ward off evil spirits could be at the origin of the 2002-03 SARS outbreak.

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/chinese-doctor-warns-only-way-to-eradicate-coronavirus-is-to-stop-having-sex-with-chickens/

“Black people have the AIDS virus because they sleep with monkeys and Chinese have Coronavirus because of sex with chickens, this must stop now,”

This is a witless, unintelligent post at best just imagine angry angry

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Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by chachanga: 10:15pm On Apr 02, 2020
Salvador1:
Fg say two weeks and you are here asking questions


And you're incapable of independent thought beyond only whatever Govt tells you?

You should be able to reason out a little SWOT Analysis on your own. He asked a valid question.

On the Lockdown, most are taking it so lightly despite the broken-down health systems, health workers shortages and lack of supportive care meds etc, many are not taking the #Lockdown seriously and transmitting steadily even now. So, what if there's a spike? What're you gonna do? A wise man will project ahead and liver ready.

Quit living only by what your Govt told you on this. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst!

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Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by joinnow: 10:16pm On Apr 02, 2020
9ja just they imitate UK approach to tackle this pandemic
See attached

Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by Burruchaga71(m): 10:19pm On Apr 02, 2020
Till further notice
Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by Salvador1: 10:20pm On Apr 02, 2020
After this crap u just wrote try and move around OK

But mind you life is precious and can't be gotten in the market
chachanga:


And you're incapable of independent thought beyond only whatever Govt tells you?

You should be able to reason out a little SWOT Analysis on your own. He asked a valid question.

On the Lockdown, most are taking it so lightly despite the broken-down health systems, health workers shortages and lack of supportive care meds etc, many are not taking the #Lockdown seriously and transmitting steadily even now. So, what if there's a spike? What're you gonna do? A wise man will project ahead and liver ready.

Quit living only by what your Govt told you on this. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst!








Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by Apination(m): 10:22pm On Apr 02, 2020
GeoAfrikana:
We can't survive a month of lockdown. Less than 48hrs and people are already complaining and sneaking to open their shops.

The reason isn't because we lack resources to lockdown for a month or more but because we lack compassion, selflessness and empathy.

I'm sure if I offer a giveaway of 2k here, some people with 10k in their account will still ask. Many wealthy people aren't encouraged to do charity because they're almost certain that it will end up in the hands of some unneedy but greedy and discontented people.

When God has blessed you, please bless yourself and stop hustling peanuts with poor people. Please learn to be contented.

Let the little drops of charity get to the real peasants.
I need money to fill gas o, that 2k will go a long way. 4331042301 Ecobank. Thanks in anticipation

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Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by West2019(m): 10:22pm On Apr 02, 2020
let it be 2 months for total eradication
Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by xoxocandy(f): 10:23pm On Apr 02, 2020
Hoping it won't be for more than the two weeks, Lagos I just got to has tire me already

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Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by Kobicove(m): 10:23pm On Apr 02, 2020
julybaba:
China’s top epidemiologist who is at the forefront of the research on the Wuhan coronavirus claims he has found a way to stop the outbreak of the deadly new virus.
Li Ping Wang, leading epidemiologist at Beijing University believes the Wuhan coronavirus has developed through interspecies sexual intercourse and that this practice must be discontinued to end the outbreak.

Wang went on national television yesterday to warn the Chinese population and the rest of the world of the origin and potential cure for the life-threatening epidemic.

“We can now confirm that the Wuhan coronavirus has spread through sexual intercourse between humans and chickens in the Wuhan region and the only way to end the outbreak is abstinence,” Dr. Wang warned on national television.

Li Ping Wang claims that his research has proven that similar to the AIDS virus, which developed through sexual intercourse between humans and monkeys, the Wuhan coronavirus developed through sexual intercourse between humans and poultry.

“Black people have the AIDS virus because they sleep with monkeys and Chinese have Coronavirus because of sex with chickens, this must stop now,” he told China Central Television.
The cultural practice of sexual intercourse with chickens to ward off evil spirits, promote crop growth and cure erectile dysfunction is a widely held belief and commonly practiced in many regions of the country have acknowledged experts.

“These traditions have been upheld for millennia and it will be hard for the Chinese people to stop indulging in such activities” Chinese cultural expert, Nathan Daniels explained.

Other medical experts had previously warned that the Wuhan Jī Jian Jie (also known as the Wuhan Chicken Rape Festival) which has been held for centuries in the region to ward off evil spirits could be at the origin of the 2002-03 SARS outbreak.

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/chinese-doctor-warns-only-way-to-eradicate-coronavirus-is-to-stop-having-sex-with-chickens/

Who wrote this nonsense?

Please explain to me how it's possible for a human to have sex with a chicken?! undecided

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Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:24pm On Apr 02, 2020
4xplore:
One week.
By the second week the hunger will be too much to bear.

Monday morning sef, you will see what will happen
Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by Charly68: 10:29pm On Apr 02, 2020
Ask the Doctors and do whatever they say please..he who refuses to obey his Doctor must be prepare to meet God untimely
Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by jericco1(m): 10:29pm On Apr 02, 2020
Over here at Ipaja I've seen more traffic than before the lockdown people no fit bear am abeg grin

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Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by Nobody: 10:32pm On Apr 02, 2020
julybaba:
China’s top epidemiologist who is at the forefront of the research on the Wuhan coronavirus claims he has found a way to stop the outbreak of the deadly new virus.
Li Ping Wang, leading epidemiologist at Beijing University believes the Wuhan coronavirus has developed through interspecies sexual intercourse and that this practice must be discontinued to end the outbreak.

Wang went on national television yesterday to warn the Chinese population and the rest of the world of the origin and potential cure for the life-threatening epidemic.

“We can now confirm that the Wuhan coronavirus has spread through sexual intercourse between humans and chickens in the Wuhan region and the only way to end the outbreak is abstinence,” Dr. Wang warned on national television.

Li Ping Wang claims that his research has proven that similar to the AIDS virus, which developed through sexual intercourse between humans and monkeys, the Wuhan coronavirus developed through sexual intercourse between humans and poultry.

“Black people have the AIDS virus because they sleep with monkeys and Chinese have Coronavirus because of sex with chickens, this must stop now,” he told China Central Television.
The cultural practice of sexual intercourse with chickens to ward off evil spirits, promote crop growth and cure erectile dysfunction is a widely held belief and commonly practiced in many regions of the country have acknowledged experts.

“These traditions have been upheld for millennia and it will be hard for the Chinese people to stop indulging in such activities” Chinese cultural expert, Nathan Daniels explained.

Other medical experts had previously warned that the Wuhan Jī Jian Jie (also known as the Wuhan Chicken Rape Festival) which has been held for centuries in the region to ward off evil spirits could be at the origin of the 2002-03 SARS outbreak.

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/chinese-doctor-warns-only-way-to-eradicate-coronavirus-is-to-stop-having-sex-with-chickens/

most dumbest comment ever.

who sleeps with chicken? and who said black people slept with apes?

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Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by chachanga: 10:33pm On Apr 02, 2020
Salvador1:
After this crap u just wrote try and move around OK

But mind you life is precious and can't be gotten in the market

Noted boy
Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by beejay85: 10:33pm On Apr 02, 2020
ignis:
Till thy kingdom come.
Yinmu.....come okoko axis...pple Don dey roll as if notin dey happen....even transport buses
Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by Happyguy201: 10:33pm On Apr 02, 2020
what i saw is in my dream is that Nigerians will start attacking their government and killing law enforcement officers there is war coming people get ready for it .

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Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by beejay85: 10:36pm On Apr 02, 2020
Nace5:


“Black people have the AIDS virus because they sleep with monkeys and Chinese have Coronavirus because of sex with chickens, this must stop now,”

This is a witless, unintelligent post at best just imagine angry angry

He is a low budget Morris Iwu!!!! Lol
Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by Kennydoc(m): 10:42pm On Apr 02, 2020
julybaba:
China’s top epidemiologist who is at the forefront of the research on the Wuhan coronavirus claims he has found a way to stop the outbreak of the deadly new virus.
Li Ping Wang, leading epidemiologist at Beijing University believes the Wuhan coronavirus has developed through interspecies sexual intercourse and that this practice must be discontinued to end the outbreak.

Wang went on national television yesterday to warn the Chinese population and the rest of the world of the origin and potential cure for the life-threatening epidemic.

“We can now confirm that the Wuhan coronavirus has spread through sexual intercourse between humans and chickens in the Wuhan region and the only way to end the outbreak is abstinence,” Dr. Wang warned on national television.

Li Ping Wang claims that his research has proven that similar to the AIDS virus, which developed through sexual intercourse between humans and monkeys, the Wuhan coronavirus developed through sexual intercourse between humans and poultry.

“Black people have the AIDS virus because they sleep with monkeys and Chinese have Coronavirus because of sex with chickens, this must stop now,” he told China Central Television.
The cultural practice of sexual intercourse with chickens to ward off evil spirits, promote crop growth and cure erectile dysfunction is a widely held belief and commonly practiced in many regions of the country have acknowledged experts.

“These traditions have been upheld for millennia and it will be hard for the Chinese people to stop indulging in such activities” Chinese cultural expert, Nathan Daniels explained.

Other medical experts had previously warned that the Wuhan Jī Jian Jie (also known as the Wuhan Chicken Rape Festival) which has been held for centuries in the region to ward off evil spirits could be at the origin of the 2002-03 SARS outbreak.

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/chinese-doctor-warns-only-way-to-eradicate-coronavirus-is-to-stop-having-sex-with-chickens/

World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

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Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by eneyoduke(m): 10:43pm On Apr 02, 2020
20 more days to slow the spreads
Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by MemoriesAndMe: 10:48pm On Apr 02, 2020
Nigeria cant survive 2 months lockdown. Just two days and some people are already going insane. There will be riots if that happens

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Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by Joefat: 10:50pm On Apr 02, 2020
I think once many is out of food stuff..

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Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by Tabletuner(m): 10:55pm On Apr 02, 2020
What about if all of us comes out and ask Coronavirus to come do it’s worse ?

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Re: COVID-19: How Long Can Nigeria Be On Lockdown? by Acidosis(m): 10:55pm On Apr 02, 2020
It's almost two weeks in Lagos. Buhari's order ends next week Saturday, 12th April.

Interestingly, 13th April is Easter Sunday, 14th April Easter Monday and a public holiday. The implication is clear, the lockdown for those in Lagos continues till mid April.

By April 15th, Buhari will decide whether or not to proceed.

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