girls are not as complex as we think.

just master the monster


dont be the giver; the type that is always giving and doing as she says.

in simple english, she wants the disobedient guy. if you are too available at her beck and call then you are f*cked


i didnt give myself zaddy, some girls call me kingzaddy


these are girls that will make a married man chase his wife and beg to keep her in his house and lick her feet.


your first impression with a lady should be solid, legit and awe her, keep that pace till the day you die.


confident and tough men are bae

benega:
but seriously man how do you do it, yeah your stuff are syper catchy but come on man every single time

It's not rocket science.

You need

1. Catchy title with suspense or curiosity
2. A great topic with at least 10% controversial undertone
3. Great content or something educative
4. Mind to handle, tackle, or ignore haters
5. Engagement and that's all

If you can do that, your posts will always get thousands of views and hit the trending section if that's what you want.

KingZaddy:
girls are not as complex as we think.

just master the monster


dont be the giver; the type that is always giving and doing as she says.

in simple english, she wants the disobedient guy. if you are too available at her beck and call then you are f*cked


i didnt give myself zaddy, some girls call me kingzaddy


these are girls that will make a married man chase his wife and beg to keep her in his house and lick her feet.


your first impression with a lady should be solid, legit and awe her, keep that pace till the day you die.


confident and tough men are bae

Nice addition. In summary, men should read ChatDîcted book to learn all these and how to apply them.

Below is the link to download the free version of the book. https://shop.wetclef.com/download-chatdìcted/

iClef:


That's why you will hardly progress in life. Everything is a lie. This is how to spot a scammer or someone who has the tendencies. Since they live, breathe, and shower lies, everything is lies to them.

Once someone doesn't agree with you or believe your rubbish the next thing from you is hate and bile. Why?
See your mouth like "you will hardly progress in life" arrogant prick. Well done saint jesus christ.

I didn't share the full story, but I'll give you guys 10% of the gist to avoid leaving you empty handed.

She came today looking sexier than ever, got inside the room, removed her clothes and panties, dropped them on my bed, and put on mine.

Went inside the kitchen, grabbed a plate and came back with a full plate of rice. "Won't you eat with me?" she asked, but I told her I don't want the eat yet.

"Broke ass," she playfully called me and I smiled as I laid on the bed shirtless with duvet covering half of me.

She put her hand in her bag and and gave me some money and I jokingly said, "Greedy girl, na this small thing you give me. I go use that your pant do money ritual," and she burst into laughter and told me her panties is anointed and can't even fetch me 1 Kobo.

"See as you dey act like agbero today," I said to her and she laughed and told me not to hurt her again that she almost died of emotional trauma and all those female (romantic) talk.

Truthfully, I didn't hurt her, but she hurt herself by trying to be a drama queen with the wrong guy.

Anyway, she was lively and fun as usual, but no drama today. As I type this, she has gone out with her clothes and panties on my bed and mine on her to buy something.

I wonder what will happen when she comes back. She is just a friend and to comfortable around me.

Lesson for men

* Learn to tell women you're broke and make it seem real even if you aren't to see how she will react or treat you.
* When a woman starts drama, don't panic, plead, or beg her to open up on what the matter is — just lock up at first and allow her enjoy the drama; it's like mood swing.
* When she's back to her senses, play with her, tease her, shower with her, and if sex is allowed, give it to her like a real man, and fall asleep together while nâked with your legs crossed on each other.

Warning: Please, no drugs and don't do more than you can handle to avoid untimely death trying to impress.

There is a lot to share, but use your imagination and fill in the blank.

In summary, whether you are broke or not, real women don't care as long as they have you on their arms and you act like a real man, not a sissy, clueless nice guy.

If you want the full gist, type YES. If you don't want it, type NO.

foolbuster:


Once someone doesn't agree with you or believe your rubbish the next thing from you is hate and bile. Why?
See your mouth like "you will hardly progress in life" arrogant prick. Well done saint jesus christ.

Everyone knows I'm arrogant. Also, everyone knows I'm humble.

I have those two skills because they are important to navigate life, else people will take advantage of you in life. Arrogance and humility is a skill every wise man has. There are some things God said in the Bible that come off as arrogance like, "Worship me."

My issue with you is: why do you love me so much and why do you stalk me so much since 2018? Am I that irresistible for you to ignore for life? If I start calling you my Bingo now (the one that follows me everywhere I go), you'll start crying. Be careful.

iClef:
If you want the full gist, type YES. If you don't want it, type NO.

YEShhh

We no the end... Just tell us you want to sell the ebook. All na format no be today

send to my mail.. I want to read

iClef:


She's back to her senses and she said she's coming today. She called me and we spoke on phone for 30 minutes. I told her I'm broke and she laughed and said it's good to be broke.

Las las, I'll take half of the money in her purse and spank her for such a silly drama. Beautiful girls with this obanje drama they have — they think all men will fall for it. Only stupid nice guys do.

Baba, you sure say none of those two babes dey nairaland, coz if they see this ur post ehn. I'm not sure they'd recover from it

iClef:


Nice addition. In summary, men should read ChatDîcted book to learn all these and how to apply them.

Below is the link to download the free version of the book. https://shop.wetclef.com/download-chatdìcted/

Would you even fall in love and settle down?

Would you forever suppress your emotions just to justify what you have adopted by error.

Would you ever live with one woman, forsaking others and Clive to her like a decent human being

Would you retire from this game? Who would you retire to a subdued woman? Someone doesn't know her self worth?

duality:


Would you even fall in love and settle down?

Would you forever suppress your emotions just to justify what you have adopted by error.

Would you ever live with one woman, forsaking others and Clive to her like a decent human being

Would you retire from this game? Who would you retire to a subdued woman? Someone doesn't know her self worth?

Okay.

BadLuckonmyGame:
We no the end... Just tell us you want to sell the ebook. All na format no be today

No, we are not selling ESCOFi. See below. Though, there was a book we wrote with some negative comments you made on our thread in 2018. Yes, that particular book is called Mr. Vick and we are selling it, but not ESCOFi.

Hundreds of people are willing and ready to buy ESCOFi since 2017/2018 but we haven't sold it to a single soul.

EzzyCarter:



Baba, you sure say none of those two babes dey nairaland, coz if they see this ur post ehn. I'm not sure they'd recover from it

I haven't met a Nairalander before. Yes, I chat with lots of female Nairalanders on WhatsApp, but I haven't met any, so those girls are not on NL — they're on Instagram/Twitter.

I only keep those friendship because one day, we may meet and they may end up working in my company. They'll be more obedient because I have already built a bond with them virtually.

funny enough the op is ilegend..
you've different fake monikers you use n post rubbish that no one is interested again... go get a better work than this nonsense you're doing.. it's an advice because it's like u're forcing urself on everyone's attention. stop it

Jinja007:
funny enough the op is ilegend..
you've different fake monikers you use n post rubbish that no one is interested again... go get a better work than this nonsense you're doing.. it's an advice because it's like u're forcing urself on everyone's attention. stop it

You talk like an idiót and always want me to notice you. Any post you see and it's not coming from iCléf or iLegéndd, then disregard it.

There are too many iLégend wannabes on Nairaland, but they are not the same as the real iLegéndd. So, why abuse me because of silly impersonations? You're just hungry for attention and hungry of food. Me too, I need food (smile), but don't try to force your hunger on me.

Each time I create a thread, illiterates that can't even start a sentence with a capital letter and end it with a period are always the ones attacking me. Dem swear for una? Who made you my official town cryer?

Don't you know exchanging words with illiterates pisses me off?

If you were at least intelligent or smart, I would've managed.

iClef:


I haven't met a Nairalander before. Yes, I chat with lots of female Nairalanders on WhatsApp, but I haven't met any, so those girls are not on NL — they're on Instagram/Twitter.

I only keep those friendship because one day, we may meet and they may end up working in my company. They'll be more obedient because I have already built a bond with them virtually.

Okay. Then. You're a nice strategist. By His Grace, we're making Forbes list soon

iClef:


You talk like an idiót and always want me to notice you. Any post you see and it's not coming from iCléf or iLegéndd, then disregard it.

There are too many iLégend wannabes on Nairaland, but they are not the same as the real iLegéndd. So, why abuse me because of silly impersonations? You're just hungry for attention and hungry of food.

Each time I create a thread, illiterates that can't even start a sentence with a capital letter and end it with a period are always the ones attacking me. Don't you know exchanging words with illiterates pisses me off?

If you were at least intelligent or smart, I would've managed.

I would've preferred a big fool than you.

it pains you so badly that i blew off ur secret, foolish attention seeker..

come lemme feed u, u think everyone u see on nairaland is poor n jobless and at the same age with ur parents

leave the cave u call house n go n look for a job to do.. iclef, ilegend, ilegendd are all bastards from 1 single father.. bawooo

stop this and stop living in the nonsense.. u small fool

EzzyCarter:


Okay. Then. You're a nice strategist. By His Grace, we're making Forbes list soon

Smile.

Even if I don't make Forbes' list, I'll like to make my community proud. Also, I'll like to have a list that Forbes list will struggle to make the list.

I don't really pray to belong, I pray to be asked, "Please, can I belong?" And I'll reply with, "If you're equal to the task."

Jinja007:



I would've preferred a big fool than you.

it pains you so badly that i blew off ur secret, foolish attention seeker..

come lemme feed u, u think everyone u see on nairaland is poor n jobless and at the same age with ur parents

leave the cave u call house n go n look for a job to do.. ic.lef, ileg.end, ilege.ndd are all bastards from 1 single father.. bawooo

stop this and stop living in the nonsense.. u small fool

Okay. I struck a nerve.

I pray this is the end of our argument and you won't stalk me again.

All the best, dear. God will surely be with you in your battles, in your weakness, and in your strength. Amen!

Case closed.

Fidelismaria:
You're doing well

Fantabulous

iClef:


Okay. I struck a nerve.

I pray this is the end of our argument and you won't stalk me again.

All the best, dear. God will surely be with you in your battles, in your weakness, and in your strength. Amen!

Case closed.

I pray you find peace in Jesus name, Amen.

Jinja007:




I pray you find peace in Jesus name, Amen.

Amen.

I'm so glad your accusation made me to be rude to you and my rudeness made you to improve your punctuation.

At the end of the day, you won because you've improved something you never took seriously.

Extra note for my readers: This is to say, for Nigeria to improve, we need violence on our leaders, else we'll stay permanently stagnant while they milk us dry from year to year.

All the best, dear.

iClef:




I don't really pray to belong, I pray to be asked, "Please, can I belong?" And I'll reply with, "If you're equal to the task."

Humour, wit and confidence three things a real man possesses .
Legend himself!

I wish I can see d face of dat first girl, bro I envy youoo.

Bornfool:
I wish I can see d face of dat first girl, bro I envy youoo.

Zoom to see her face if that is what you want. I like adding "Trouble" to women's names because I use that word "Trouble" to tease them and make them laugh.

To be deleted soon.

Modified: Deleted.

iClef:


Amen.

I'm so glad your accusation made me to be rude to you and my rudeness made you to improve your punctuation.

At the end of the day, you won because you've improved something you never took seriously.

Extra note for my readers: This is to say, for Nigeria to improve, we need violence on our leaders, else we'll stay permanently stagnant while they milk us dry from year to year.

All the best, dear.

I'm also glad that your fraudulent attitude of creating different monikers has been exposed..

for Nigeria to move forward, we need to speak for vulnerable ones by dragging our leaders and speaking against them whenever the need arises..

at the end of the day, you've realized that frauds and attention seekers don't survive for long.

something you never knew.

have a great and wonderful day.
and whenever u need a help to come to Ireland, lemme know.

Jinja007:



I'm also glad that your fraudulent attitude of creating different monikers has been exposed..

for Nigeria to move forward, we need to speak for vulnerable ones by dragging our leaders and speaking against them whenever the need arises..

at the end of the day, you've realized that frauds and attention seekers don't survive for long.

something you never knew.

have a great and wonderful day.
and whenever u need a help to come to Ireland, lemme know.

Yes, I noticed you today, but after today, I'll not give you attention. I have said it times without number and that both are the same and warned people impersonating me to stop.

When one person has two names, one for business and one for fun and your fans know about it, nothing is wrong. It's only bad and suspicious when you hide it.

Read below to see how I have been shouting it: https://www.nairaland.com/5783991/girl-romanced-nairaland-bought-me/1#88307341

Some of you just attack because you want to seek attention and be noticed by assistant Jesus.

Please, just stop mentioning me. I'm not enjoying wasting my time on you.

iClef:


Yes, I noticed you today, but after today, I'll not give you attention. I have said it times without number and that both are the same and warned people impersonating me to stop.

When one person has two names, one for business and one for fun and your fans know about it, nothing is wrong. It's only bad and suspicious when you hide it.

Read below to see how I have been shouting it: https://www.nairaland.com/5783991/girl-romanced-nairaland-bought-me/1#88307341

Some of you just attack because you want to seek attention and be noticed by assistant Jesus.

Please, just stop mentioning me. I'm not enjoying wasting my time on you.

To be sincere, I'm not attacking you or angered anymore, but the truth is that both you and those impersonating you sound stupid n out of IDEAS..


have a good day.