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A man has taken to his social media page to share a very funny reason why he quit his ‘batman’ duties for his community.

The man had joined the makeshift vigilante that took it upon themselves to guard their street against the infamous ‘1 million boys’.


Read his tweet below ;

So I & 5 hefty guys were securing the front of our crip. I had a shovel, they had cutlasses. One then suggested we patrol and we agreed.

Less than 100m walk, we saw two bikes accelerating towards us. Before I could say pim all 5 of my men disappeared. The only thing I heard was “iyke run!”. It never crossed my mind that I was moving gallantly with ungallant men. I ran too Fortunately, it was police. After a while, my men came out of their hideout, we gathered & started walking back to our domain.


We weren’t talking to each other. All of a sudden, one bursted out in laughter & every other person followed suit. We were laughing because we know we were useless. Just filling up the street. I asked Chidi why he ran, he said “nwuye m muru nwa ofóru, and nwa m amatabeghi m”.

Trans: my wife just gave birth and my child hasn’t known me yet.

See me wey think say I dey guard street with ndi akpobi.

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Lol.

Hahahaha hahahaha...

Lol

Stale story


All these wanna be bloggers

fake story

Hilarious. Not worthy to die for anybody in this country.

So all these ipob miscreants with all their mouthing dey fear thief

Is that how you Will do when we finally give you your independence ?

Ordinary thief Una dey run,if you con see herdsmen or headslammers brother (boko haram) wetin Una go con do? All of Una go turn to Usain bolt

Chest beating thread.

If you doubt, check the poster before me.

Royalhignness:
A man has taken to his social media page to share a very funny reason why he quit his ‘batman’ duties for his community.

The man had joined the makeshift vigilante that took it upon themselves to guard their street against the infamous ‘1 million boys’.


Read his tweet below ;

So I & 5 hefty guys were securing the front of our crip. I had a shovel, they had cutlasses. One then suggested we patrol and we agreed.

Less than 100m walk, we saw two bikes accelerating towards us. Before I could say pim all 5 of my men disappeared. The only thing I heard was “iyke run!”. It never crossed my mind that I was moving gallantly with ungallant men. I ran too Fortunately, it was police. After a while, my men came out of their hideout, we gathered & started walking back to our domain.


We weren’t talking to each other. All of a sudden, one bursted out in laughter & every other person followed suit. We were laughing because we know we were useless. Just filling up the street. I asked Chidi why he ran, he said “nwuye m muru nwa ofóru, and nwa m amatabeghi m”.

Trans: my wife just gave birth and my child hasn’t known me yet.

See me wey think say I dey guard street with ndi akpobi.

READ MORE.

Story so old. Saw it on Twitter last month.

Lol

Run ooo,no be by muscle.Bullet fit silent a muscular man

They are ibos

Lolll...ndi ogbe

Twitter and lies