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HiFreda:
I don't like male hairdressers.
I know they are good sometimes, but in my 2 experiences with them, they approached my hair like they were hunting in a wilderness.
It hurt. So I stay away.
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I wouldn't want Masseurs for myself or my partner.
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Also, those local guys who help you get on a horse at the beach, or help you cross a river/flooded area, uncomfortable.

@bold:

Biko permit me to laugh

Is your hair natural? I used to find the mixture of rosewater + extra virgin olive oil or water + evoo softening.

Apply overnight and wear a plastic cap. Yoi can also have a small spray bottle and apply little while rhey are making the hair.

Opposite sex masseuse, I feel you jare.

Unfortunately, the boys are thr best for the job.

Collins4u1:
Wooooow.

Ayam excited already.

See you

bukatyne:
See you

Belafonte:
Nooo. Gyno ke, I ain’t ready to ririkuri

But about the hairdressing thingy, had an ex who always wanted me to run my fingers through her hair massaging her scalp. She found it soothing too. Maybe nautybride didn’t like the wrong person ‘soothing’ her

. Not talking. Lips sealed

bukatyne:
So you watching male caterers, hair dressers and manicurists?

Double hmmmmmmm.

Sisisioge, come and sii suntin.

Seriously, don't hmmmmm! Have you ever seen a fat pot bellied guy do these? They have this Kain muscles ennn.
I can't mistakenly date them Sha. Women would flock around them. I just love them for their careers, especially if they are very good at it. Of which, they are always good at it l.

nautybride:
Seriously, don't hmmmmm! Have you ever seen a fat pot bellied guy do these? They have this Kain muscles ennn.
I can't mistakenly date them Sha. Women would flock around them. I just love them for their careers, especially if they are very good at it. Of which, they are always good at it l.

Now you have a point.

The only chubby male hairdresser I have seen was married.

Yep, they are always good at it.

Doesn't stop my hmmmmmmmm sha.

crackkhaus:
Am I mad? Who no like better tin...

@happy ending, I dey suspect you.
You must be a connoisseur of female professional services.

. . . I am 26, lightskin, graduate of economics, busty with the perfect hourglass shape.
DM me for your full body massage with happy ending. . .

Ah ah. Not professional, just very well and enthusiastically done.

You see as you expose yourself by yourself with the hooded?

nautybride:
. Not talking. Lips sealed

Come on. Don’t be shy. Aren’t you a big girl again. Ah ah

bukatyne:
@bold:

Biko permit me to laugh

Is your hair natural? I used to find the mixture of rosewater + extra virgin olive oil or water + evoo softening.

Apply overnight and wear a plastic cap. Yoi can also have a small spray bottle and apply little while rhey are making the hair.

Opposite sex masseuse, I feel you jare.

Unfortunately, the boys are thr best for the job.

My friend your husband can’t massage you? Why are you wasting his hands?

Belafonte:
My friend your husband can’t massage you? Why are you wasting his hands?

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Belafonte:
Ah ah. Not professional, just very well and enthusiastically done.

You see as you expose yourself by yourself with the hooded?

Who no go no know. Even you sef know

Badt guy

crackkhaus:
Who no go no know. Even you sef know

Badt guy

Na you be OG baba. I defer.

Belafonte:
Na you be OG baba. I defer.

Lol

bukatyne:
@bold:

Biko permit me to laugh

Is your hair natural? I used to find the mixture of rosewater + extra virgin olive oil or water + evoo softening.

Apply overnight and wear a plastic cap. Yoi can also have a small spray bottle and apply little while rhey are making the hair.

Opposite sex masseuse, I feel you jare.

Unfortunately, the boys are thr best for the job.

Thanks for the hair tip.
I'll try it out.

HiFreda:
Thanks for the hair tip.
I'll try it out.

You are welcome

sisisioge:
Hmmmm...you dont wanna know . But all of us carry am as we used to hang our under wears together .

Una been dey share underwear?

Raalsalghul:
Una been dey share underwear?

We been dey share cloth hanger ni o.

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sisisioge:


This should be fun. Any service that requires that I go totally nuuuude to get done or the ones where they look inside inside things .

For instance, it was a bad experience when I was made a medical guinea pig back then in school. The yeye boys kept pressing my booobs trying to identify the difference between the lump that comes with booobs and any foreign ones. They just kept coming at it. Since then...no thanks.

Another was when me and 3 other babes had to see a doctor together regarding something going round the hostel then...we all had to open something for the doctor to inspect. Whew! That was traumatic

What's there nah, something wey u dey open for someone else, what more to a Doctor who doesn't even notice say na something

HiFreda:
Thanks for the hair tip.
I'll try it out.

Morning Freda

Is your hair better/ softer now?

Cc: bukatyne
1. What professional services are you comfortable with the opposite sex?

Any and everything that is not in number 2. I kinda like encouraging female folks in their hustle

2. What professional services are you not comfortable with the opposite sex or would you never engage an opposite sex?
Tailors, doctor and probably a female masseuse

The ones I'm not comfortable with as a result of stories I've heard. The tailor story was particularly funny because it happened to someone I know

For the record I've a female barber and she is soo good at it, that she keeps the whole neighborhood wondering if she was a male in her previous life

Jezking:
Cc: bukatyne
1. What professional services are you comfortable with the opposite sex?

Any and everything that is not in number 2. I kinda like encouraging female folks in their hustle

2. What professional services are you not comfortable with the opposite sex or would you never engage an opposite sex?
Tailors, doctor and probably a female masseuse

The ones I'm not comfortable with as a result of stories I've heard. The tailor story was particularly funny because it happened to someone I know

For the record I've a female barber and she is soo good at it, that she keeps the whole neighborhood wondering if she was a male in her previous life

Funny @ the female barber.

What's your issues with doctors and masseuse?

I use male tailors. Just that I introduce myself as Mrs. X and maintain a very professional relationship.

bukatyne:
Funny @ the female barber.

What's your issues with doctors and masseuse?

Doctors because one surgery my dad went thru and all those female doctors made him stand naked, even the young ones. I wasn't there but it sounded really embarrassing.

As for the masseuse, I don watch plenty porn movies, so you should understand

I use male tailors. Just that I introduce myself as Mrs. X and maintain a very professional relationship.

I wish I can tell the tailor story, but for my friends sake of trust.