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| What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by larrymoore(op): 9:53pm On May 05, 2020 |
What’s the strangest, most unexpected way you’ve ever injured yourself? Please share. Today, I felt I needed to use the rest room so bashed into the comfort station. I got in, carefully bolted the door after me. I pant down and aggressively balanced on the WC. Suddenly, I heard a cracking noise, it was the WC, it broke. Before I could know it, the ceramic material shattered my butt. I am still groan in pains now. share yours |
| Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by dawnomike(m): 10:06pm On May 05, 2020 |
larrymoore:Thank God it only shattered your butt and nothing more... Glad to know you're fine |
| Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by donbachi(m): 10:06pm On May 05, 2020 |
Tried zipping up my jean short with no boxer inside...the zip grip my priick.come see were i dey cry like baby..everybody was like "make i see,make i see". |
| Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by SeverusSnape(m): 10:09pm On May 05, 2020 |
Was having sex, I've forgotten the position that moment, Somehow her toenail pieced deep into my left thigh. I didn't feel the pain then, till after the whole thing. |
| Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by Clint02(m): 10:18pm On May 05, 2020 |
While playing soccer, I used my right toe to Kick the back of my left foot,....instead of the ball. I just scatter my toe. I still find that funny,which kind craze enter my head that day ![]() |
| Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by selfwife(f): 10:34pm On May 05, 2020 |
I was turning wheat in anger many years ago. I can't remember what exactly happened. The next thing,the turning stick hit my nose. That spot peeled and I was walking around with a peeled nose. |
| Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by buttlover(m): 10:48pm On May 05, 2020 |
I was so little then, I was riding a dilapidated bicycle, the sprocket that hold the chain just in-between the pedal ripped my left leg, meehn na that day I saw white blood even my bone. It was stitched. It has completely healed now. Just small trace scar. |
| Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by Humanoid01(m): 11:00pm On May 05, 2020 |
I wanted to sit on a pile of concrete building materials arranged opposite my hostel, in school, I didn't know my thumb was under the top pile which was unbalanced. I mistakenly sat on the concrete with the thumb under it. I nearly blacked out afterwards, it was like all the blood in my body drained out. The thumb was throbbing like it happens in Tom and Jerry. I lost my strength for nearly 10 minutes all because my thumb had an accident, and I was wondering, how would it be if it was cut off? |
| Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by Tozic: 11:24pm On May 05, 2020 |
Years ago I was downloading porn with my small China Tecno phone, and was happy because it was almost about to complete its download, out of over_excitement I stepped on a nail.. it pierced me too deeply. |
| Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by Shellsploit: 12:09am On May 06, 2020 |
donbachi:
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| Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by larrymoore(op): 5:25am On May 06, 2020 |
Tozic:that was serious |
| Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by larrymoore(op): 5:26am On May 06, 2020 |
Humanoid01:that can be painful |
| Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by larrymoore(op): 5:27am On May 06, 2020 |
buttlover:a friend had similar accident |
| Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by Yustash001(m): 5:47am On May 06, 2020 |
Have you ever found your fingers in between the not attaching the door to the wall while the door is been closed? The pain gets deep down to the brain.. |
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