witworth:
you're angry... Smiles... As expected... Just don't give yourself high blood pressure over someone else's problems, you're on your own if you don't know.

And how do u know I am angry?
U think its everyone dat takes people serious on NL

Mr anger detective

Hahahahah...let me guess the so called testimonies are nigerians....this religion shit is worse than any virus or pathogen in nigeria...Mass psyching on a Large scale for years....They are so far gone that the Scam Pastors just sit back and know that they have these mofo's by their fucking balls...Wasted Nation...#USEYOURMIND...Do not be tools...

the day wey this man talk say he dey stinky rich na that day i fear am. pastorpreneur

topsam1:
Na who test them to be positive in the first instance?

Ask Google

We love you papa haters go and die

Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by Agboriotejoye(m): 2:31pm On Apr 26
WonderGod:


God bless you Sir. For the atheist and the Muslim that always comment on Christian matter, you can check out this testimony.

HEALED OF CORONA VIRUS OVER LIVE BROADCAST FROM GOSHEN ABUJA
Deaconess Kunayi John (from LFC Goshen Abuja)

One of my domestic staff contacted corona virus and Hepatitis. He was admitted into the Emergency ward at FMC Abuja on 20th March (2020) and placed on ventilator, drip and Oxygen. He died of Kidney, Liver and Lung failure on 21st March. I contacted his family who came and took the Body for burial in Bauchi on Wednesday 25th March.

On the same day, at the mortuary, I started experiencing symptoms of the virus such as high temperature, mucous clogging in my throat and pains all over my body.
I applied the Communion, Blood of sprinkling and Anointing Oil. I also drank lots of hot water with blended onions, ginger, garlic, lemon, lime etc.

We couldn't get the Hydrochloroquine which th doctors prescribed at any pharmacy. I then told the Lord that He is more than Hydrochloroquine and that He should heal me.
I gave thanks for my healing when it was announced that Sunday 29th March will be an Anointing service. I attended all 3 services and took the Anointing in all the 3 services with faith.

Lo and behold, ALL the symptoms: pain, fever etc, completely disappeared and I was made totally whole by the Anointing, Communion and the Mantle.

I also want to give special thanks to God for preventing every other person in my household from contacting the plague of corona virus. Praise the Lord.

hungryboy:
The only tragedy here is that , so many people will still go to this scammer's church and dash him their hard earned money.

You know nothing about sowing seeds!!!!

ThothHermes:
You have quietly shifted shifted the goal posts. It no longer about researching

What post you referring to?

ThothHermes:
You have quietly shifted shifted the goal posts. It no longer about researching

So your gate of hell opener is your Gehazi and the likes? You may as well call him Jesus Christ. They complied cos they were going to be shut down and he has bellyached all over about this. Calls to question his comparison with the leading lights of the Bible. Unfortunately for his likes we dont run a pseudo theocracy so thankfully his opinion does not count in the grander scheme of things . Had he been like Tunde Bakare who gave of his free will to assist and not peddle and market unverified " miracles " and try to make themselves center of attention in the middle of a pandemic, I may have had other opinions. Your man of God should go hug a covid patient and broadcast it first then I will believe .

Hmm,audio healing and testimony.

zionmde:

And how do u know I am angry?
U think its everyone dat takes people serious on NL

Mr anger detective

now you're calmed a bit, you have checked yourself, you're improving. You will soon be liberated. Your God will rescue you.

Sheeple [Qquote author=topedoski post=89424682]
Ask Google[/quote]

One4me:


God does not spend money and He does not need your filthy lucre!
But hey, enjoy your ignorance, it is free.

Lolzzzzz. You are crying more than the bereaved. Na my money I dey do weytin Bible tok, e dey pain you wey no sabi God.

Here is what the Bible says, quarrel with it

Proverbs 3:9 Honor the LORD by giving him your money and the first part of all your crops.

MoIbrahim:


How do you know people with strong immune system?

And who even said you would be forced? Who? Dey follow social media upandan

I have nothing to say to you. You don't seem to be aware. Sleep tight.

witworth:
it's up to God to choose whether to rescue you from this spiritual boundage you got yourself into or let you continue to wallow in endless danger.
You are suffering and smiling.

It's up to you to insult God for saying this in thei Bible.
Proverbs 3:9 Honor the LORD by giving him your money and the first part of all your crops.

babayaro7:

Eyya I pity you wlh, you wouldn't listen to the advice

Hahahahahahahaha an ignoramus pitying a Christian who happens to be obeying Her scriptures.
Gerarahia boy

intruder15:


Why call him Satan because his opinion differs from yours? I don't concur with what he wrote. But laying attributes to the devil seems awkward. Thank you. Also remember than man is God to man.

Do you know what Jesus called Peter when He discovered satan was behind his words? Satan.

Do you know what Jesus called king Herod when he sent for Him? Fix.
Go figure.

abdsamad:


Carry on joor, my friend.
Give god your money so he can ride around in yet another private jet.

Somebody say hallelujah!

If only you were not so ignorant. So going to church and doing everything the Bible says we shd do is doing to men?

Hey, can you mind your own life and whatever spins for you?
When we are done here, we shall know the difference.

johntolu:


Wickedness and selfishness is an understatement. The right word is more like extreme stupidity.

By their words you will know them. Agents of satan. Wedon o

gobuchinny:


Uncle giving a man that had private jets is not giving to God. James tells us pure and undefined religion is this, give to the fatherless and widows in their affliction....did you give 0.05% of your money to the needy during this lockdown? I guess not but you will give 10% to a scammer like this in the name of tithing because your greedy self wants something from God but your r a liar, a cheat, and selfish ambitious person yet you want blessings

Its because of your greed and lust for carnal things that this liar ensares and traps you like a hook for a fish. But watch, shebi his happy about the easing of lockdown and he claim it will lead to total lifting of lockdown but let me tell you, the nation will go on lockdown again.

Continue to serve man

If that's how you see it fine, but I see this too

Proverbs 3:9 Honor the LORD by giving him your money and the first part of all your crops.

Do you have this in your Bible? I guess not.

Ezmans:
See mumu that give God money, Almighty don't need your money, it's your Enterprise pastors you are giving money

You call God a lair abi?

Proverbs 3:9 Honor the LORD by giving him your money and the first part of all your crops.
This is who you are;

Revelation 2:9[b] I know how much you suffer and how poor you are, but you are rich. I also know the cruel things being said about you by people who claim to be God's people. But they are not really God's people. They are a group that belongs to Satan.[/b]
You claim to stand for God, but your words betray you. Repent

cuteralph101:
God is not a thief. He didnt tell u to give him money. Hes too rich for ur change

What will you say about this then?

Proverbs 3:9 [bHonor the LORD by giving him your money and the first part of all your crops.[/b]

Give it shall be given unto you its yoir command abi?
Gerarahia

Anas09:

If only you were not so ignorant. So going to church and doing everything the Bible says we shd do is doing to men?

Hey, can you mind your own life and whatever spins for you?
When we are done here, we shall know the difference.

I'm with you o jere. Carry on doing pls.
May the spirit of the Lord be with you always.
Namaste

WaffenSS:


Shouldn't it be the other way round?

No one should worship a god who needs money.

Which Bible do you read? Or, do you even read one? because the one I read says in Proverbs 3:9 [bHonor the LORD by giving him your money and the first part of all your crops.[/b]

Give and it shall be given unto you good measure...
God loves a cheerful giver....
He who sows bountifully shall reap bountifully...

All these words dey your Bible?

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Yet here is what the Bible says. Probably it's not in your Bible, check again.
Proverbs 3:9 [bHonor the LORD by giving him your money and the first part of all your crops.[/b]

coputa:
How does one give money to God

Lolzzzzz. And this one also will claim Christianity o

Proverbs 3:9 [bHonor the LORD by giving him your money and the first part of all your crops.[/b]
Give and it shall be given to you...
God loves a cheerful giver...
He who gives bountifully shall reap bountifully. W dey your Bible?

When dat widow give everything wey she get even foe house, why Jesus no tell her not to give since God no need money?

Lolzzzzz, lazy ignorant Christian yoot.

sabidey:
Amazing. So Oyedepo is now your God.. Hmm mm, how people completely deviated from the Bible

Are you going to show me where I said he is my God? Or did I tell you that why I gave I gave to Bishop Oyedepo?

Na everybody dey ignorant like you?

jasent2020:
Yes if we don't give God our money how will God survive? Please let's continue to give our money to God so he won't die of hunger.

Ignorant lazy Christian do you have this in your Bible?;
Proverbs 3:9 Honor the LORD by giving him your money and the first part of all your crops.

I have in mind and I'm honouring my God by giving Him my money. You can keep yours while you attack me.

dazzlingd:


The type of Anas09 will rather watch her neighbour die of hunger, she will instead give the money to pastor to help her give to God so she can be blessed. That's how wicked and selfish they can be

You are very right. Thumps up

dazzlingd:



When I saw the daft comment, I was like who is this daft person, then I saw the moniker, it is no other person than Anas09 herself...

Yes, why not, I am daft because I obey God and you arw smart for disobeying God. Clap for yourself.
hahahahahahaha. Gerarahia boy

ariefadenco:


Oga you honestly need to visit a doctor for mental evaluation.

After you sir, after you. You see, I happen to be obeying the Bible so I don't mind you calling me names. Even Jesus was called mad.
Gerarahia.

Anas09:

Which Bible do you read? Or, do you even read one? because the one I read says in Proverbs 3:9 [bHonor the LORD by giving him your money and the first part of all your crops.[/b]

Give and it shall be given unto you good measure...
God loves a cheerful giver....
He who sows bountifully shall reap bountifully...

All these words dey your Bible?

Honor the lord with your wealth...... wealth does not mean just money. In the old testament even wisdom and diligence are wealth.

Your modern pastorpreneurs have convinced everyone that wealth automatically means cash. And in the same verse you quote people are advised to give according to their ability so they don't affect their own sustenance, but your pastors insist it must be 10% every month.

Dude, give away your money. It's yours after all.