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Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 8:06pm On May 17, 2020
Twoclans:



Laughing and rolling on my floor ,I am sure you already know I like you .I dont like people easily but when I do I cant hide it.Okayyyyy a fine person like you came out from Kogi.I withdraw my statement.

Has your lockdown been fully relaxed? This one you are talking about fine weather.

You and boobs � like seriously that is what u remember about hugs.boobs ? Chaiiiiiiiiii

Jos? Lovely town but too boring for me .Not my kind of place.

Have you ever been to any state in the eastern part of Nigeria.
Better o. Ha! How you go talk say you no like anything from Kogi. It’s enough you said Ebiras and Igalas are bla bla bla (I saw that comment) cheesy cheesy cheesy

Lockdown hasn’t been fully relaxed but trust me, people are tired and already going out. It’s hot, people can’t stay home with this hot weather. Normally, this is the time of the year when people have fun so much, holidays and all. Also, no matter what is out there killing, there’s a limit to how long human being can be caged inside, we will surely get tired at some point and wouldn’t mind getting killed by the monster outside than dying inside the house lol

Yes, boobs is all I remember about hugs. That’s why we enjoy hugging. Have you wondered why men don’t huh? Who’s going to be rubbing flat chest? Pheeeeew we just do shoulder clip grin grin cheesy boobs is life. When I die, they should not bury until they put boobs in my mouth and I don’t wake up grin grin

Yea, I’ve been to Jos a few times. I can’t really say I’ve been to any eastern state. I’ve only traveled through them. Have never spent a night in any eastern state. Surprised? Lol

Talking about Jos boring, are you outgoing? Like you pop well?
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 8:41pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:
Better o. Ha! How you go talk say you no like anything from Kogi. It’s enough you said Ebiras and Igalas are bla bla bla (I saw that comment) cheesy cheesy cheesy

Lockdown hasn’t been fully relaxed but trust me, people are tired and already going out. It’s hot, people can’t stay home with this hot weather. Normally, this is the time of the year when people have fun so much, holidays and all. Also, no matter what is out there killing, there’s a limit to how long human being can be caged inside, we will surely get tired at some point and wouldn’t mind getting killed by the monster outside than dying inside the house lol

Yes, boobs is all I remember about hugs. That’s why we enjoy hugging. Have you wondered why men don’t huh? Who’s going to be rubbing flat chest? Pheeeeew we just do shoulder clip grin grin cheesy boobs is life. When I die, they should not bury until they put boobs in my mouth and I don’t wake up grin grin

Yea, I’ve been to Jos a few times. I can’t really say I’ve been to any eastern state. I’ve only traveled through them. Have never spent a night in any eastern state. Surprised? Lol

Talking about Jos boring, are you outgoing? Like you pop well?


Oh my God I hope you were not too offended about that comment .Honestly I have had first hand experiences with people from that area.Not pleasant at all.I would have loved to tell you about the last experience I had .Very diabolic colleague .Some people had that experience with me if i put it here someone that knows what happened then might pick it and my cover is blown.Let me allow that slide.I will gist you offline.

There is really a limit to which people can be caged up.I just hope it does not get to a point of depression for some people.I know some people who dont along with their spouses and the only happiness they get is when they go out to their places of work or even places of worship away from such toxic spouses .I just know people have to be allowed to go out regardless of what the monster out there is.I was speaking with a friend in Belgium this evening and he was like babe you guys are not taking this thing serious in Nigeria.He said a little over 9000 people have died as at today.For a small country like Belgium dammm that is alot .

I am a step ahead of you with our states ,I have slept in your state .You have only passed through mine. 1:0. Just joking. cheesy grin

Yeah when I want to unwind from work pressure and all I groove and do the unthinkable.If you see me the next morning when I am working again .You can never believe it is the same person.And I have this very innocent look .Very good girl look.God has his reason for pinning me down with very serious deliverables or else I would have been a serious case.


I will keep that boobs things in mind incase you die.If I was a guy I am not sure I would have been attracted to boobs sha .

There is nothing anyone can do about holidays for now.The world is on pause let's just survive first.
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 9:02pm On May 17, 2020
Twoclans:



Oh my God I hope you were not too offended about that comment .Honestly I have had first hand experiences with people from that area.Not pleasant at all.I would have loved to tell you about the last experience I had .Very diabolic colleague .Some people had that experience with me if i put it here someone that knows what happened then might pick it and my cover is blown.Let me allow that slide.I will gist you offline.

There is really a limit to which people can be caged up.I just hope it does not get to a point of depression for some people.I know some people who dont along with their spouses and the only happiness they get is when they go out to their places of work or even places of worship away from such toxic spouses .I just know people have to be allowed to go out regardless of what the monster out there is.I was speaking with a friend in Belgium this evening and he was like babe you guys are not taking this thing serious in Nigeria.He said a little over 9000 people have died as at today.For a small country like Belgium dammm that is alot .

I am a step ahead of you with our states ,I have slept in your state .You have only passed through mine. 1:0. Just joking. cheesy grin

Yeah when I want to unwind from work pressure and all I groove and do the unthinkable.If you see me the next morning when I am working again .You can never believe it is the same person.And I have this very innocent look .Very good girl look.God has his reason for pinning me down with very serious deliverables or else I would have been a serious case.


I will keep that boobs things in mind incase you die.If I was a guy I am not sure I would have been attracted to boobs sha .

There is nothing anyone can do about holidays for now.The world is on pause let's just survive first.

Nah! No offence taken. Trust me. I’m not Igala, not Ebira neither grin grin grin

9k death in Belgium? That’s a lot. Didn’t know it hit them that hard shocked shocked shocked God help us. You are right, being locked up indoor could be depressing. Trust me. Nothing depresses more than being indoor 24/7 all day all week. Especially for bachelors. It shouldn’t be too bad for Family people cuz they’ll be having enough trouble to deal with (to occupy their mind and time) so no time to be idle. Lol. The type of family you mentioned there are better off divorcing before someone gets killed lol

Hmmm Kaduna girls no dey carry last. They just live their lives with max fun lol. Freaky freaky grin grin grin Coro should do and be going so you can take me out and spoil me with flexing grin grin

You wouldn’t know the power of boobs. You are a lady so I understand. Lol
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 9:19pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:


Nah! No offence taken. Trust me. I’m not Igala, not Ebira neither grin grin grin

9k death in Belgium? That’s a lot. Didn’t know it hit them that hard shocked shocked shocked God help us. You are right, being locked up indoor could be depressing. Trust me. Nothing depresses more than being indoor 24/7 all day all week. Especially for bachelors. It shouldn’t be too bad for Family people cuz they’ll be having enough trouble to deal with (to occupy their mind and time) so no time to be idle. Lol. The type of family you mentioned there are better off divorcing before someone gets killed lol

Hmmm Kaduna girls no dey carry last. They just live their lives with max fun lol. Freaky freaky grin grin grin Coro should do and be going so you can take me out and spoil me with flexing grin grin

You wouldn’t know the power of boobs. You are a lady so I understand. Lol

You still have not told me where your own part of Kogi state is : anyway I can understand why u are keeping it private ,nairaland is a very small village.While I was at the meeting yesterday one of the clients opened nairaland and he is a member. I was actually stretching my neck to see his moniker but my eyes were not that sharp and I did not want them to think I was distracted at the meeting.


I see you agree on divorce. Some people are of the opinion divorce should never be an option. That is one of my biggest issues with the catholic church.They make separation and divorce very difficult. I always feel people should be able to take a bow out of very toxic marriages especially when it is obvious the marriage is unredemable.
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 9:37pm On May 17, 2020
Twoclans:


You still have not told me where your own part of Kogi state is : anyway I can understand why u are keeping it private ,nairaland is a very small village.While I was at the meeting yesterday one of the clients opened nairaland and he is a member. I was actually stretching my neck to see his moniker but my eyes were not that sharp and I did not want them to think I was distracted at the meeting.


I see you agree on divorce. Some people are of the opinion divorce should never be an option. That is one of my biggest issues with the catholic church.They make separation and divorce very difficult. I always feel people should be able to take a bow out of very toxic marriages especially when it is obvious the marriage is unredemable.





Nairaland is such a big community. I don’t open NL when I’m in public places grin if I do, I do as a guest (I sign out) grin grin I don see people wey I sabi for real life here on NL and they don’t know lol. Even a childhood friend sef and she no know grin grin

Oh very well. I’m 100% pro divorce grin grin after a very long day at work, every man wants to return home and relax/rest. Not scared and sad when you about to enter house lol. We all pray for successful marriage but if it is not working, toxic and all that, end it before it ends you. No be by force o. The moment i stop being happy in my marriage, I’m quitting grin grin grin I’m not made for that toxic life

So catholic doesn’t allow for divorce? Never knew
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 10:03pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:


Nairaland is such a big community. I don’t open NL when I’m in public places grin if I do, I do as a guest (I sign out) grin grin I don see people wey I sabi for real life here on NL and they don’t know lol. Even a childhood friend sef and she no know grin grin

Oh very well. I’m 100% pro divorce grin grin after a very long day at work, every man wants to return home and relax/rest. Not scared and sad when you about to enter house lol. We all pray for successful marriage but if it is not working, toxic and all that, end it before it ends you. No be by force o. The moment i stop being happy in my marriage, I’m quitting grin grin grin I’m not made for that toxic life

So catholic doesn’t allow for divorce? Never knew

I equally don't log into nairaland in public and even when I do honestly i am very conscious of my environment.

Yes the Catholic church is very slow with divorce and separation. They don't like it at all.I was born into the Catholic church and I have heard the pope grant only three annulment of marriages that I am aware of. You know the Catholic church calls bans of marriages that is also how they announce the separation .

Marriage is heavily overrated,I dont like that institution. If it wasn't from God I would pass a bill for a total scrap of marriage.

You spiced my evening and made my day. kiss

My eyes are getting weak,if I don't respond to ur post just know I have slept off.
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 10:24pm On May 17, 2020
Twoclans:


I equally don't log into nairaland in public and even when I do honestly i am very conscious of my environment.

Yes the Catholic church is very slow with divorce and separation. They don't like it at all.I was born into the Catholic church and I have heard the pope grant only three annulment of marriages that I am aware of. You know the Catholic church calls bans of marriages that is also how they announce the separation .

Marriage is heavily overrated,I dont like that institution. If it wasn't from God I would pass a bill for a total scrap of marriage.

You spiced my evening and made my day. kiss

My eyes are getting weak,if I don't respond to ur post just know I have slept off.


Wow! Didn’t know this about Catholic

Marriage? I’ll let you sleep. We’ll like to discuss this topic. It’s an interesting one

Have a good night rest
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 10:26pm On May 17, 2020
VickyRotex My long time missing sis cheesy cheesy
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by VickyRotex(f): 10:30pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:
VickyRotex My long time missing sis cheesy cheesy

shocked shocked stfuareyouGOD AKA Jacksparrow
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 10:39pm On May 17, 2020
VickyRotex:


shocked shocked stfuareyouGOD AKA Jacksparrow

Lol. Don’t loud it. How did you know this so quick?
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by VickyRotex(f): 10:42pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:


Lol. Don’t loud it. How did you know this so quick?

cheesy took a guess. Got a clue from your DP and signature grin

Where's my medal? cool
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 10:50pm On May 17, 2020
VickyRotex:


cheesy took a guess. Got a clue from your DP and signature grin

Where's my medal? cool
You try well grin grin

Oya take
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How have you been? E don tey o. How you dealing with this pandemic?
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by VickyRotex(f): 10:57pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:
You try well grin grin

Oya take
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How have you been? E don tey o. How you dealing with this pandemic?

hahaha tanchu! cheesy cheesy

I've been alright. you? abi long time eh.

The pandemic, it's well. cry Things are beginning to look better here, although the lock down is still in place. angry how are things on your end?
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 11:27pm On May 17, 2020
VickyRotex:


hahaha tanchu! cheesy cheesy

I've been alright. you? abi long time eh.

The pandemic, it's well. cry Things are beginning to look better here, although the lock down is still in place. angry how are things on your end?

I’ve been good. Here and there. Good to know you fine

Is it? It’s almost same here. Things are gradually getting back to normal (activities). The lock down still on but people out already lol. Everybody wants a bit of the summer grin
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by VickyRotex(f): 12:06am On May 18, 2020
0KNM:


I’ve been good. Here and there. Good to know you fine

Is it? It’s almost same here. Things are gradually getting back to normal (activities). The lock down still on but people out already lol. Everybody wants a bit of the summer grin

Good to know you're doing fine too. cool

Hahaha IKR. It's Spring here. The weather was so beautiful today and for the first time in 5 days the sun brought some brightness and warmth. I had to go out. grin
Same here with the gradual ease. Parks and trails reopened 2 weeks ago, the number of cases were reported to still be slowing down, so beaches got reopened yesterday.

It's Queen Victoria's day tomorrow -May 18th (yea yea my day cheesy) it's a stat holiday so lots of people will be outside, I fear what the next 2 weeks will bring. cry
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 12:11am On May 18, 2020
0KNM:
Wow! Didn’t know this about Catholic

Marriage? I’ll let you sleep. We’ll like to discuss this topic. It’s an interesting one

Have a good night rest

......
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 12:25am On May 18, 2020
VickyRotex:


Good to know you're doing fine too. cool

Hahaha IKR. It's Spring here. The weather was so beautiful today and for the first time in 5 days the sun brought some brightness and warmth. I had to go out. grin
Same here with the gradual ease. Parks and trails reopened 2 weeks ago, the number of cases were reported to still be slowing down, so beaches got reopened yesterday.

It's Queen Victoria's day tomorrow -May 18th (yea yea my day cheesy) it's a stat holiday so lots of people will be outside, I fear what the next 2 weeks will bring. cry

Las las we are just going to have learn how to live and survive with the virus. Period!

Just stay safe out there and enjoy yourself grin grin
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 12:25am On May 18, 2020
Twoclans:


......
What?
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 12:30am On May 18, 2020
0KNM:
What?

I continued our gist and did ABP amebo before I noticed you had company on the thread .That was why I edited my post.

I am just laughing my ass out on the drama there .
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 12:32am On May 18, 2020
Twoclans:


I continued our gist and did ABP amebo before I noticed you had company on the thread .That was why I edited my post.

I am just laughing my ass out on the drama there .
I didn’t see what you type lol

Vicky na my Sis o grin grin

That thread na cast. I really don’t understand what’s going on there. BTW, I was thinking you should be far away in dreamland lol
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 12:37am On May 18, 2020
0KNM:
I didn’t see what you type lol

Vicky na my Sis o grin grin

That thread na cast. I really don’t understand what’s going on there. BTW, I was thinking you should be far away in dreamland lol

I can't sleep,my brain is stressed up.

I am in bed sha.
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 12:40am On May 18, 2020
Twoclans:


I can't sleep,my brain is stressed up.

I am in bed sha.
what’s stressing your brain? You’re too young for brain stress o. Abeg

can I come join you?
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by VickyRotex(f): 1:00am On May 18, 2020
0KNM:


Las las we are just going to have learn how to live and survive with the virus. Period!

Just stay safe out there and enjoy yourself grin grin

Thanks. You too bro grin grin
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 1:05am On May 18, 2020
0KNM:
what’s stressing your brain? You’re too young for brain stress o. Abeg

can I come join you?

I am just feeling hper active.

Come and join me
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 1:14am On May 18, 2020
Twoclans:


I am just feeling hper active.

Come and join me
Hmmm did you take some pills or energy drinks?

Make Mallam El Rufai catch me for outside, he go show me pepper lol
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 1:15am On May 18, 2020
VickyRotex:


Thanks. You too bro grin grin
You ehn cheesy grin cheesy

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Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by VickyRotex(f): 1:35am On May 18, 2020
0KNM:
You ehn cheesy grin cheesy

cheesy true na grin
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 5:09am On May 18, 2020
As salam alaikum waramontulah wabarakatuh. To all our muslim brothers/sisters that are singles please come join us to get you connected,we have more requests right from the brothers so more single sisters are needed for a serious relationship only. Join us on our whatspp page 08174673270. We will be waiting to hear from you all. Maa salam
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by KunleSteel: 2:44pm On May 18, 2020
Hey Joviie, so how are you doing now? Did you get something else to occupy your time? Did you go into a new relationship or did you pick up one or two activities?

Just checking
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 6:21pm On May 18, 2020
0KNM:
what’s stressing your brain? You’re too young for brain stress o. Abeg

can I come join you?
q

Why are u laughing cheesy grin

That place is a mad house now
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 6:27pm On May 18, 2020
Twoclans:
q

Why are u laughing cheesy grin

That place is a mad house now

The drama in that place is just too entertaining cheesy cheesy
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 7:14pm On May 18, 2020
0KNM:


The drama in that place is just too entertaining cheesy cheesy

Honestly

It's just as if a lunatic home was left unattended.

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