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Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by CooldudeX1: 6:53pm On Apr 16, 2020
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Hello, how may I be of help, Sir?
Good evening, I was wondering if I could get financial assistance from you. I recently suffered loss in the forex market. I need some money to sustain myself until this lockdown is over. I will really appreciate it if you can assist me.
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by pocohantas(f): 7:17pm On Apr 16, 2020
CooldudeX1:
Good evening, I was wondering if I could get financial assistance from you. I recently suffered loss in the forex market. I need some money to sustain myself until this lockdown is over. I will really appreciate it if you can assist me.

So sad I can’t be of help. I hope help comes your way.

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Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by pocohantas(f): 9:01am On Apr 18, 2020
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Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Kemblaze: 1:06pm On Apr 18, 2020
pocohantas:


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Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 9:09pm On Apr 28, 2020
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Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Emergencyson(m): 8:21am On May 16, 2020
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Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 2:15pm On May 17, 2020
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Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 2:20pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:
Twoclans are you okay?

I am fine cheesy

I have an idea why u are asking ,dont mind me jare I am okay now.

How are you?
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 2:27pm On May 17, 2020
Twoclans:


I am fine cheesy

I have an idea why u are asking ,dont mind me jare I am okay now.

How are you?
Good to know. Why you think I’m asking?
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 2:33pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:
Good to know. Why you think I’m asking?

Because of my response yesterday to that jh moniker when I said I was not in a good mood.Or could it be something else?

I asked how are you , do u think you can get away without a response.
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 5:20pm On May 17, 2020
Twoclans:


Because of my response yesterday to that jh moniker when I said I was not in a good mood.Or could it be something else?

I asked how are you , do u think you can get away without a response.
Yea, you are right. So?

I’m good. Enjoying the lovely weather and weekend
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 5:36pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:

Yea, you are right. So?

I’m good. Enjoying the lovely weather and weekend

Lovely weather shocked see better groove. It's so hot in the north here.so so hot cry

Did you watch Bundesliga yesterday ? I saw your post somewhere yesterday on it.
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 5:56pm On May 17, 2020
Twoclans:


Lovely weather shocked see better groove. It's so hot in the north here.so so hot cry

Did you watch Bundesliga yesterday ? I saw your post somewhere yesterday on it.

You dey Kaduna or Suleja atm? Abuja no dey too hot na

Yes, I did... I watched only one though (B. Dortmund vs Schalke 04). It was nice to have football back but weird to see empty stadium and footballers celebrating goals with social distancing lol. Crazy. Looks like it will take time for the world to get back to normal.
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 6:06pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:


You dey Kaduna or Suleja atm? Abuja no dey too hot na

Yes, I did... I watched only one though (B. Dortmund vs Schalke 04). It was nice to have football back but weird to see empty stadium and footballers celebrating goals with social distancing lol. Crazy. Looks like it will take time for the world to get back to normal.

I am at Kaduna currently.My organisation is wrapping up quotation that is supposed to be submitted before this week runs out.

Sporting activities without the fans will be soooooo boring.I saw the flashes of Dortmunds game and I was just shaking my head.

Abuja is also hot , I was in Abuja last week .The place is not any better.


So what's up with you? I hope you know a chilled weather brings alot of temptations (rolls eyes).
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 6:14pm On May 17, 2020
Twoclans:


I am at Kaduna currently. My organisation is wrapping up quotation that is supposed to be submitted before this week runs out.

Sporting activities without the fans will be soooooo boring.I saw the flashes of Dortmunds game and I was just shaking my head.

Abuja is also hot , I was in Abuja last week .The place is not any better.


So what's up with you? I hope you know a chilled weather brings alot of temptations (rolls eyes).

Okay, now I see why your head was scattered yesterday cheesy grin cheesy

Yea, it was really boring. That’s why I couldn’t watch more than that one game. I didn’t even bother to watch any game today. That’s not the football I grew to love. Maybe with time, we all will get used to it or fans will be gradually re-introduced.

Those places are not even hot compared to Lokoja. That town is next to hell. I feel the town is bordered by sun cheesy cheesy cheesy so hot it could House the sun

Well, it’s not chilly at the moment. It’s proper hot. People hitting beaches and all. Sweaty knacks is great still grin
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 7:04pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:


Okay, now I see why your head was scattered yesterday cheesy grin cheesy

Yea, it was really boring. That’s why I couldn’t watch more than that one game. I didn’t even bother to watch any game today. That’s not the football I grew to love. Maybe with time, we all will get used to it or fans will be gradually re-introduced.

Those places are not even hot compared to Lokoja. That town is next to hell. I feel the town is bordered by sun cheesy cheesy cheesy so hot it could House the sun

Well, it’s not chilly at the moment. It’s proper hot. People hitting beaches and all. Sweaty knacks is great still grin


Exactly cheesy After a day of so much calculations,arguments and counter arguments. I get a mention and its same old story. I was so angry I am sure I would have strangled him if he was right beside me.What will someone gain from carrying an f .I hate guys that dont have rich females in their circle of friends.It just makes them feel every female wants to get something out of a man.mtcheeee .

That you peoples lokoja heat is from the pit of hell.I think I have slept in lokoja twice and dammmm that town is just too hot.Infact I am yet to see something I like about that state.And to imagine that it's a state that bothers so many states .It should be doing far better than it's doing now.

Ohhhhh my bad ,a chilly weather is what I consider bliss when it comes to weather.I keep forgetting it's the opposite for some people.LOL

Sweaty sex shocked biko not me .shebi you use it as exercise abi. I love chilled places,I am so in love with the northern harmattan weather.

The world might never be the same again,and it's quite painful for people like us that are huge on hugging and holding hands.I just meet someone now and I am just looking at the person like a stack of disease .Its heart breaking. sad
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Nobody: 7:34pm On May 17, 2020
Twoclans:



Exactly cheesy After a day of so much calculations,arguments and counter arguments. I get a mention and its same old story. I was so angry I am sure I would have strangled him if he was right beside me.What will someone gain from carrying an f .I hate guys that dont have rich females in their circle of friends.It just makes them feel every female wants to get something out of a man.mtcheeee .

That you peoples lokoja heat is from the pit of hell.I think I have slept in lokoja twice and dammmm that town is just too hot.Infact I am yet to see something I like about that state. And to imagine that it's a state that bothers so many states .It should be doing far better than it's doing now.

Ohhhhh my bad ,a chilly weather is what I consider bliss when it comes to weather.I keep forgetting it's the opposite for some people.LOL

Sweaty sex shocked biko not me .shebi you use it as exercise abi. I love chilled places,I am so in love with the northern harmattan weather.

The world might never be the same again,and it's quite painful for people like us that are huge on hugging and holding hands.I just meet someone now and I am just looking at the person like a stack of disease .Its heart breaking. sad

What? So you don’t like me? angry angry
The state isn’t that bad though. Haven’t been there in a long time sha

Talking about loving chilled north, you should kuku relocate to Jos, it’s cool. I love it there

Steamy is dope. Trust me. It hits different when the d goes well grin grin

Well, we’ll all get used to whatever direction Covid-19 takes us. It will sure become part of us and we will live with it. At the end, all we need is survival lol. Hugging hmmmm direct hugging is sweet. When you rest all the boobsie on him kiss kiss
Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Joggerzconcpet: 7:44pm On May 17, 2020
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As the topic denotes. This will serve as a continuation and remodification of this thread.


https://www.nairaland.com/967122/romance-sections-off-topic-chat

The thread was actually so useful, and to some extent it reduced derailers from destructing posters' thread, and I feel bringing it back with a modification which is, instead of Romance section only we are making it, for the whole Nairalander.

The last time someone commented on that thread was October 11 2015.


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Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 7:51pm On May 17, 2020
0KNM:
What? So you don’t like me? angry angry
The state isn’t that bad though. Haven’t been there in a long time sha

Talking about loving chilled north, you should kuku relocate to Jos, it’s cool. I love it there

Steamy is dope. Trust me. It hits different when the d goes well grin grin

Well, we’ll all get used to whatever direction Covid-19 takes us. It will sure become part of us and we will live with it. At the end, all we need is survival lol. Hugging hmmmm direct hugging is sweet. When you rest all the boobsie on him kiss kiss


Laughing and rolling on my floor ,I am sure you already know I like you .I dont like people easily but when I do I cant hide it.Okayyyyy a fine person like you came out from Kogi.I withdraw my statement.

Has your lockdown been fully relaxed? This one you are talking about fine weather.

You and boobs � like seriously that is what u remember about hugs.boobs ? Chaiiiiiiiiii

Jos? Lovely town but too boring for me .Not my kind of place.

Have you ever been to any state in the eastern part of Nigeria.

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