₦airaland Forum

OmoOshodi:
what's your mum doing....son of a biiitch

GREATESTPIANIST:
Mr graduate, what have u achieved, buoda oponu ode oshi, eleribu omo ake, radarada.......

anigbajumo:
I can relate with wat @op av written above, here is my story.

I met this lady wen I was in 500L,am cool with her even thou we always av confrontation time to time but we do get over it in a short time.I really love this lady and I see a future between both of us.Infact, my plan was to marry her after NYSC year.
Fast forward last year,We av already mapped out our plan about how we are going to work it out so that we can both serve in the same state but unfortunately she was posted to Anambra and she gave me some excuse that she can't relocate to Ekiti state which was initially our plan,to cut the story short, three months after wen it was the time for me to go for service, fortunately I was also posted to Anambra which came as a suprised to me,I quickly message my ex that am also posted to Anambra,she doesn't reply my message on watsapp till next day after she av read it.That was when I began to see her true colour which means another guy don dey bang her.Some days after she couldn't ask about my journey to camp,I was amazed until the day I supposed to be in camp that was wen she called me,I told her am on my way aiidy.To cut the story short,wen I got to camp,my ex called me that same day but next 3 weeks I couldn't see her call.Imagine the same camp she went to and I gave her money wen she was going,wen she got to camp I still sent her money even when she was going to her PPA after camp I still sent her money but unfortunately she can't even call or ask anything about me for good 20 days in camp.As a sharp guy,I quickly relocated to Ekiti state and am posted to a firm here thank God for my skills in driving truck am paying 70k here monthly apart from my 33k allowee with 1k daily feeding allowance and free accomodation.My boss was surprised that a graduate knws how to drive truck,I told him my Dad has 5 trucks and am loyal to all our drivers so they taught me how to drive,I told him I can drive to anywhere in Nigeria irrespective of any truck.Av made over 1mill naire here in the past 11 months,Anytime I remember her it really pain me but it's also a blessing in disguise.Till date she doesn't know av relocated to Ekiti state,that is one of the reason I can never take any lady serious in my life.

The basic fact is no unconditional Love anywhere,she is inlove because u can foot her bill at that moment,once u stop u will see urself clearly in the mirror,the problem really started when I stopped giving her money pending her PPA was paying her 25k monthly apart from her 19,800 allowee then,that clearly shows she was in Love with me because I can afford her bill or may be she has av already seen a corper that can spend on her than me.She is a NL and am sure she is reading this but am not not fucking care, atleast her oloshoism attitude made me over a million of naira richer,am 100% sure I might not av a savings of 100k if we don't av any issue while am serving in Anambra, any dissapointment in life is a blessing.

OmoOshodi:
you took soo much after your father....the greatest imbe.cile of our time

OmoOshodi:
even your local dialect..you can not type it correctly....I pity your parents for a wasted efforts

Galactico4ever:
Did you also notice the many grammatical errors?Well,I don't judge cos there is no award for accurate typing.Anigbajumo,please you Can create a thread so that we can relate to your story

GREATESTPIANIST:
no future ambition Agbero of oshodi, poor ridiculously traumatized dingbat with mental sclerosis and mental epilepsy, check dictionary if u don't understand what I just called ur sorry ass, OLODO OSHI

Carchoice:
If you have been with a lady that is so good and faithful and at a point in her life she tells you she's going for NYSC, send her a termination letter.

What you should know is that, no matter how faithful that your woman is, there's one OG that will bring her to her knees.

It's a pity a very good girl I admired so much suddenly gone bad, the way she carries her self; She's actually a lost corper I found in the streets of Lagos. Her man calls her on video everyday while I'm on the other side of the bed.

This morning I told her I will not touch her again. I'm done, I feel bad for my brother on the other end.

There's nothing like good girl or bad girl, it's all about home training and self respect. But konji is never part of the home training and self respect will be put aside for few minutes reboot.

GREATESTPIANIST:
anigbajumo no mind the ode o, e no get sense......oponu ni .......... Anigbajumo u really tried, I salute ur courage, don't give up ok And as for u omoOsho, u r daft

GREATESTPIANIST:
anigbajumo no mind the ode o, e no get sense......oponu ni .......... Anigbajumo u really tried, I salute ur courage, don't give up ok And as for u omoOsho, u r daft

anigbajumo:
Am fasting bro,I can't type and compose more than that.May be I can scrutinize it well after I break or u can also do well by do the corrections accordingly but for now I don't av the strength,I just type it for people to grab.

anigbajumo:
Thanks bro,I no even get time to dey blow grammar here up and down,let them do the corrections by themselves.I actually just av to comment here coz I no get the strength,fast don hold me no b small.

Galactico4ever:
Okay,may Allah strengthen you as you observe Ramadan.But please create a thread later,i'll love to hear the full gist.

anigbajumo:
This is too much bro,abeg forget it.

GREATESTPIANIST:
wow, u try bro, I salute u well well, abeg no mind haters, Allah will bring a wonderful lady that will love u for u not for money , u will excel bro.....I wish u well, no shaking bro

anigbajumo:
Ameen sir,I really appreciate.

GREATESTPIANIST:
u kept banging, no wonder u have banged ur destiny and look shameless now.......what a stupid fellow

PattyMike:
Not everyone can withstand sexual temptation.

And I have recently discovered that this super sex urge sometimes is not ordinary (it is only a fool who will say there is no spiritualism).

I don't know if it goes both ways for women too but I noticed something after sex mouth go just dry for that week, business go just dull, man go just dey kanra.

Sometimes when things are going very smooth for you, business is going generally well etc one gal you have been targeting since will just start disturbing that she misses you, sometimes gals go just begin dey rush you unlike before normally u will think it's because they want money but once u climb am do wetin u wan do like this, gbam e go dey get as e be.

And then there are some women that just common kissing sef, money go just dey rush like tap. The only problem is most of them no dey be man pikin taste. But you see those extra beautiful ones, fair with long legs, super sexy etc be very careful.

I'm talking about with single guys, but it happens with married men too and women, the poor wife go come dey pray, dey fast. Madam no go know say oga don climb wetin e no suppose climb.

My question is, does it happen with gals too? Do you guys too swear for us like, "oloribu ni Bobo jide yen. lati igba ti a do rawa bayi, Chief o da mi lohun mo, Otunba tun block mi ni WhatsApp. Olorun o ni je ka d'oko ofo.

The lesson is no be every woman you go fvxk, no be every free pvssy be enjoyment. Ifa'n fani la po ya. As guy man observe wella, no go use 1hour enjoyment ruin your life. For me it's money over Yoni, anyday anytym bruh.

Oluromantic:
Not all ladies do that. Are you a learner? You were unlucky with the wrong girl

StrongandMighty:
My brother what you said is nothing but the truth..
I can remember when I was serving in one of the northern states, I met a friend very lovely & caring, with a good home training and above all she has the fear of God or maybe I assumed she did. she's from the west, I won't call her name because she's a nauralander too.
it happened that she had a fiance who's based in lag who always calls her every minute of the day to know how she's doing, he was forming Mr loverman that has a faithful girlfriend. So me and this girl started getting along very well and she will always use every opportunity to remind me how she'll never ever cheat on her man throughout her service year and I'll just smile and wave it off while in my mind I was busy drawing a plan for her, because I sincerely don't like it when a girl makes mouth unecesarily on how faithful she can be. So unlike other guys she met in camp I never bothered to ask her out or bring anything romantic Into our discussion and this was part of the plan to get her. infact I avoided any discussion that leads to that, so because of that I was a very good guy to her, I gained her trust in fact she became my best friend then. so it happened that anytime I receive a call from other female friends of mine that are corpers or when they visit me I could sense this jealousy in her but I ignored it shaa till a point it became obvious that she's been caught up, she's now madly in love with me then I knew it was the perfect time for me to strike.. mehn to cut the long story short this girl that swore heaven and Earth that she'll never cheat on her guy became my sexmate .. I bang this girl like tomorrow no dey while her fiance at the other end was madly in love . at some point I felt pity for the guy.
the morale of the story is that if your gf is going for services chances are that she must surely nak no matter how faithful you think she is, if you can't withstand this ugly truth better give her red card before she leaves for service.

Dobson43:



Let me guess you are the side guy.
You are just another guy who rushes to conclusion without enough solid evidence.
Because a woman cheats, does not mean all women are cheats and because a man is bad, doesn't mean all men are scum.


It's degrading to say that you got her from the streets, that speaks volumes about your person.
Just because you got her cheaply don't translate all NYSC corpers are sleazy and unfaithful.

thymm:
Na wa Nairaland. Once someone makes a post on relationship issues every guy go begin shout say them don dey fear to marry, even the once when never even get money sef.
One day all the oloshos for Nigeria go say Na because of too many relationship issues for nairaland nai make them decide not to marry

Kakamorufu:
no be small. lost a girl to this same nysc stuffs.. met another girl going for that same nysc years later.
me sef yansh one babe for nysc like that, though she's single and freaky.

the new one I met too ehn, as she started behaving funny like the first babe did. I cut her off sharp sharp. I no get that time for drama

StrongandMighty:
My brother what you said is nothing but the truth..
I can remember when I was serving in one of the northern states, I met a friend very lovely & caring, with a good home training and above all she has the fear of God or maybe I assumed she did. she's from the west, I won't call her name because she's a nauralander too.
it happened that she had a fiance who's based in lag who always calls her every minute of the day to know how she's doing, he was forming Mr loverman that has a faithful girlfriend. So me and this girl started getting along very well and she will always use every opportunity to remind me how she'll never ever cheat on her man throughout her service year and I'll just smile and wave it off while in my mind I was busy drawing a plan for her, because I sincerely don't like it when a girl makes mouth unecesarily on how faithful she can be. So unlike other guys she met in camp I never bothered to ask her out or bring anything romantic Into our discussion and this was part of the plan to get her. infact I avoided any discussion that leads to that, so because of that I was a very good guy to her, I gained her trust in fact she became my best friend then. so it happened that anytime I receive a call from other female friends of mine that are corpers or when they visit me I could sense this jealousy in her but I ignored it shaa till a point it became obvious that she's been caught up, she's now madly in love with me then I knew it was the perfect time for me to strike.. mehn to cut the long story short this girl that swore heaven and Earth that she'll never cheat on her guy became my sexmate .. I bang this girl like tomorrow no dey while her fiance at the other end was madly in love . at some point I felt pity for the guy.
the morale of the story is that if your gf is going for services chances are that she must surely nak no matter how faithful you think she is, if you can't withstand this ugly truth better give her red card before she leaves for service.

Jahwinaboy:
You have said it all. 100% correct. The female corpers will always deny this but it's true. National Youth Sex Service.

Realmargie:
its not true, everyone can't b dsame,nobody is a saint though but there are still faithful one's

Carchoice:
If you have been with a lady that is so good and faithful and at a point in her life she tells you she's going for NYSC, send her a termination letter.

What you should know is that, no matter how faithful that your woman is, there's one OG that will bring her to her knees.

It's a pity a very good girl I admired so much suddenly gone bad, the way she carries her self; She's actually a lost corper I found in the streets of Lagos. Her man calls her on video everyday while I'm on the other side of the bed.

This morning I told her I will not touch her again. I'm done, I feel bad for my brother on the other end.

There's nothing like good girl or bad girl, it's all about home training and self respect. But konji is never part of the home training and self respect will be put aside for few minutes reboot.