Where is the pathetic lucasbaboon? Has your N200 unlimited data finished . Abbeybailey, the irredeemable baboon, have you gone to hawk gala to make a little change for data? Or have you gone to scavenge for your evening meal? I am sure that right now you're engaged in a bloody fight to the death with another street urchin over the contents of a garbage bin . Make sure you win that battle, You know you won't find anyone to rob of a few cents today, everyone is sheltered in place over the coronavirus epidemic. And don't go breaking into people's homes because I am already having horrific visions of your bullet riddled body discarded like a piece of trash on a dunghill just because you went to steal a slice of bread. Please don't let these visions come true. Make sure you win that garbage bin from your rival

coluka:
Where is the pathetic lucasbaboon? Has your N200 unlimited data finished . Abbeybailey, the irredeemable baboon, have you gone to hawk gala to make a little change for data? Or have you gone to scavenge for your evening meal? I am sure that right now you're engaged in a bloody fight to the death with another street urchin over the contents of a garbage bin . Make sure you win that battle, You know you won't find anyone to rob of a few cents today, everyone is sheltered in place over the coronavirus epidemic. And don't go breaking into people's homes because I am already having horrific visions of your bullet riddled body discarded like a piece of trash on a dunghill just because you went to steal a slice of bread. Please don't let these visions come true. Make sure you win that garbage bin from your rival

Sorry skunk, we don't use Naira where I reside. Don't put your poverty cursed life on me. Find another thing to say. Any rational and sane being know we spend $ in US but a brain damaged village rat won't know that.

coluka:

Why are you trying to impute your well described characteristics to me then? You are hungry, you are kwashiorkor itself, you are a poverty stricken and miserable nitwit. All these are your well established characteristics so I am not and will never be like you. Please go stew in your stupidity and wretchedness, you're an incurable nut job.

Post your pic and i promise I will post mine and let's see who is suffering from malnourishement. A foool that doesn't know what balanced diet is.

Abbeybailey:
Post your pic and i promise I will post mine and let's see who is suffering from malnourishement. A foool that doesn't know what balanced diet is.

For the umpteenth time baboon, I don't post my pics for the amusement of baboons like you. If you have any friendly humans you know, beg them to ask me and I'll gladly oblige them. And I don't want to see your scary carcass pics either, I don't want to suffer nightmares for the next one week because I made the mistake of looking at your horrifying and monstrous image

Abbeybailey:
Sorry skunk, we don't use Naira where I reside. Don't put your poverty cursed life on me. Find another thing to say. Any rational and sane being know we spend $ in US but a brain damaged village rat won't know that.

Dunce, you couldn't even see that I was just sarcastically making mockery of your pathetic self. Who always makes that kind of comment on nairaland? Of course it's you, the one and only Mr. Dumber, The unmitigated disaster that calls himself abbeybailey . Hope you won that garbage bin though? Otherwise, I'll go start writing your funeral dirge because you're either dying of hunger tonight or gunshot wounds for trying to steal a slice of bread. I warned you of the visions didn't I? Consider yourself warned lucasbaboon!! Hope you won that garbage bin?

coluka:

For the umpteenth time baboon, I don't post my pics for the amusement of baboons like you. If you have any friendly humans you know, beg them to ask me and I'll gladly oblige them. And I don't want to see your scary carcass pics either, I don't want to suffer nightmares for the next one week because I made the mistake of looking at your horrifying and monstrous image

The skunk is just babbling junk all day. Like I said, the misery and poverty that is afflicting you is not from me. You will be like that all the days of your life because it's a family heritage from the cave you came from. When you are misplacing your priorities in life, it's not surprising that poverty and misery will be your twin.

coluka:

Dunce, you couldn't even see that I was just sarcastically making mockery of your pathetic self. Who always makes that kind of comment on nairaland? Of course it's you, the one and only Mr. Dumber, The unmitigated disaster that calls himself abbeybailey . Hope you won that garbage bin though? Otherwise, I'll go start writing your funeral dirge because you're either dying of hunger tonight or gunshot wounds for trying to steal a slice of bread. I warned you of the visions didn't I? Consider yourself warned lucasbaboon!! Hope you won that garbage bin?

Making fun of your charred brain when your hands get caught in the cookie jar. A poverty stricken foool who wants to inject me with his portion of misery. I will buy all of you and your lineage without missing a beat. Born poor and surely will die poor Coluka.

Abbeybailey:
The skunk is just babbling junk all day. Like I said, the misery and poverty that is afflicting you is not from me. You will be like that all the days of your life because it's a family heritage from the cave you came from. When you are misplacing your priorities in life, it's not surprising that poverty and misery will be your twin.

Sorry Baboon, I was speaking English not Baboonese so I know it may sound like junk to you. Just get one of your educated fellow baboons to translate the post from English to Baboonese for your reading pleasure and it will all make perfect sense. Don't forget to use the appropriate glasses to assist your glaucoma afflicted eyes.

coluka:

Dunce, you couldn't even see that I was just sarcastically making mockery of your pathetic self. Who always makes that kind of comment on nairaland? Of course it's you, the one and only Mr. Dumber, The unmitigated disaster that calls himself abbeybailey . Hope you won that garbage bin though? Otherwise, I'll go start writing your funeral dirge because you're either dying of hunger tonight or gunshot wounds for trying to steal a slice of bread. I warned you of the visions didn't I? Consider yourself warned lucasbaboon!! Hope you won that garbage bin?

STFU plonker!!! Comparing Chicago to that brutish enclave you live. Delusion of grandeur is surely hereditary in your family tree of hewers of wood and drawers of water.

If you keep up with this America obsession, you will end up like your useless garbage scavenging father.

Abbeybailey:
Making fun of your charred brain when your hands get caught in the cookie jar. A poverty stricken foool who wants to inject me with his portion of misery. I will buy all of you and your lineage without missing a beat. Born poor and surely will die poor Coluka.

I don't need to prove anything to you, I trust any sensible who reads that to know it's a parody of your posts here on nairaland. When I say sensible people, you know you're automatically excluded because you're the most senseless wazzock ever to walk the face of the earth so I never expected you to understand the parody.

coluka:

Sorry Baboon, I was speaking English not Baboonese so I know it may sound like junk to you. Just get one of your educated fellow baboons to translate the post from English to Baboonese for your reading pleasure and it will all make perfect sense. Don't forget to use the appropriate glasses to assist your glaucoma afflicted eyes.

Jungle Bunny, you inherited the poverty from your lineage from the dusty village you came from. No wonder your life is a big pile of mess like your progenitors who you inherited the curse of poverty and misery from.

Abbeybailey:
Brainfart, tell one thing that's wrong in what I posted. Hunger makes you feel important while you scums can't show your real identity. A foool that's hyperventilating over a typo. Sewage chump.

I can’t play a teacher role in your life. Liberals don’t take corrections.

Hint: Work on your tenses next time

Kopfschmerzens:


STFU plonker!!! Comparing Chicago to that brutish enclave you live. Delusion of grandeur is surely hereditary in your family tree of hewers of wood and drawers of water.

If you keep up with this America obsession, you will end up like your useless garbage scavenging father.

That Coluka guy is on a full blown lunacy brought by hunger and misery. That piece of human crap can't travel outside of his cave talk less of living in a civilized world where we don't have power outages and drink dirty Satchet water. That's why the poverty cursed foool is wetting his mouth. That guy will be a perpetual failure in life and i am being generous to him

kokaneprodigy:


I can’t play a teacher role in your life. Liberals don’t take corrections.

Hint: Work on your tenses next time

Another 3rd world skunk. The best in your family can't carry my jockstrap. Your partner Trapping was called out trying to scam me and i bet you are one of those hungry scammers too. Go play your Betnaija and up your game.

Abbeybailey:
That Coluka guy is on a full blown lunacy brought by hunger and misery. That piece of human crap can't travel outside of his cave talk less of living in a civilized world where we don't have power outages and drink dirty Satchet water. That's why the poverty cursed foool is wetting his mouth. That guy will be a perpetual failure in life and i am being generous to him

No truer word my good man.

Kopfschmerzens:


STFU plonker!!! Comparing Chicago to that brutish enclave you live. Delusion of grandeur is surely hereditary in your family tree of hewers of wood and drawers of water.

If you keep up with this America obsession, you will end up like your useless garbage scavenging father.

Have you started hallucinating? Where did you see me comparing Chicago with anywhere? The schizophrenia afflicting you is making you see things that don't exist. A lion can't give birth to a goat, A garbage scavenging father can only give birth to garbage scavenging son and you know the garbage scavenger here is your pathetic friend so you automatically know whose father was a garbage scavenging loser . His baboon of a son, the pathetic abbeybailey is ably representing him today

Kopfschmerzens:


No truer word my good man.

I am so use to Nigeria, a country where an average citizen earns less that$1.50 a day according to UNESCO but you will see these cursed poverty heads forming big man on Nairaland. Of you are these guys in real life, you will feel sorry for them. Hungry 3rd world cave hunters

Abbeybailey:
Another 3rd world skunk. The best in your family can't carry my jockstrap. Your partner Trapping was called out trying to scam me and i bet you are one of those hungry scammers too. Go play your Betnaija and up your game.

On a forum where you can choose to be anything you chose to be the resident fool.

kokaneprodigy:

On a forum where you can claim to be anything you chose to be the resident fool.

You are the poverty and misery incarnate. At least i can show my face you idiotic liar. Mr i have been to US, Canada and Britain. Worthless liar. No one in your lineage can get on an aircraft.

Kopfschmerzens:


No truer word my good man.

No bigger fool than you my worst man

coluka:

Have you started hallucinating? Where did you see me comparing Chicago with anywhere? The schizophrenia afflicting you is making you see things that don't exist. A lion can't give birth to a goat, A garbage scavenging father can only give birth to garbage scavenging son and you know the garbage scavenger here is your pathetic friend so you automatically know whose father was a garbage scavenging loser . His baboon of a son is ably representing him today

You toilet seat sniffing shitnoid!!! On several occasion done that shhit here. You son of a deranged wh0re!!! Look at your brutish, short and uneventful life and you will get the clear answer.

coluka:

No bigger fool than you my worst man

Says the irritants from the lineage of brain dead yahoos!! In saner climes, members of your lineage should have been ban from the act of reproduction. No one deserve the penury attach to your family name.

Abbeybailey:
You are the poverty and misery incarnate. At least i can show my face you idiotic liar. Mr i have been to US, Canada and Britain. Worthless liar. No one in your lineage can get on an aircraft.

where did I ever mention being in Canada?.
Stepping on a plane now counts as an achievement
This inferiority complex is even deeper than I thought, way deeper than Mariana Trench

You see these hungry skunks in Nigeria you will feel sorry for them. They are walking like Zombies looking for a used shirt and pants to buy but they will come on Nairaland and try to project what they will never be in 100 years.

Kopfschmerzens:


You toilet seat sniffing shitnoid!!! On several occasion done that shhit here. You son of a deranged wh0re!!! Look at your brutish, short and uneventful life and you will get the clear answer.

Bucket load of trash from the dumb mayor of idiotville sallying to the rescue of his dumber companion. Where is Galatichorde when you need him to complete the unholy trinity of liberal dumbos on nairaland Dumb and Dumber will not do, I need dumbest to join the fray before I start seeing this as a real challenge. Plantation nigger kopsch, please tune the volume of your ranting down a notch, don't expend unnecessary energy inflating your self with impotent and ineffectual rage.

kokaneprodigy:
where did I ever mention being in Canada?.
Stepping on a plane now counts as an achievement
This inferiority complex is even deeper than I thought, way deeper than Mariana Trench

Typical Betnaija guy mouthing off. I am not even sure you have a job. Your buddy Trapping was called out for his lies and scams and he never show his face here again. You lots are into all kind of shady deals especially in a country where an average citizen earns less than $1.50 a day. That's not me that's UNESCO, you can Google it since you guys pull all kind of stuff to worship the fat racist pig Trump.

Kopfschmerzens:


Says the irritants from the lineage of brain dead yahoos!! In saner climes, members of your lineage should have been ban from the act of reproduction. No one deserve the penury attach to your family name.

Look at this scatterbrain crackpot who was accusing Trump of supporting Eugenics a few days ago now claiming that saner climes practice eugenics . Can you now see how much of a confused numbskull you are Just like a leopard can't change it's spots so also the idiot of the county can never shed his idiocy. It's your nature, you can't do without it.

coluka:

Bucket load of trash from the dumb mayor of idiotville sallying to the rescue of his dumber companion. Where is Galatichorde when you need him to complete the unholy trinity of liberal dumbos on nairaland Dumb and Dumber will not do, I need dumbest to join the fray before I start seeing this as a real challenge. Plantation nigger kopsch, please tune the volume of your ranting down a notch, don't expend unnecessary energy inflating your self with impotent and ineffectual rage.

Look at this brain fart trying to chat shit, you brain dead low lifer. If you have anything left in that empty head of yours, how's plantation negro even an insult. You illiterate house nigger licking massa ass is what's a disgrace.

Since you lack self awareness, i'm not surprise with your garbage bucket common sense. You come across as the world poster boy of imbeciles, if everything us equal, you have totally cross all known spectrum of autism.

coluka:

Look at this scatterbrain crackpot who was accusing Trump of supporting Eugenics a few days ago now claiming that saner climes practice eugenics . Can you now see how much of a confused numbskull you are Just like a leopard can't change it's spots so also the idiot of the county can never shed his idiocy. It's your nature, you can't do without it.

You confused son of the lower ape, how's going on everytime about a good gene equall to a cussfest contest? Are you born head first slam on a concrete? You are too moronic to even be a pygmy. You have the self awareness of a rotten bag of crepes. You are to stupidity what Tiger Wood is to the act of golfing.

Abbeybailey:
Jungle Bunny, you inherited the poverty from your lineage from the dusty village you came from. No wonder your life is a big pile of mess like your progenitors who you inherited the curse of poverty and misery from.

What stinks? Oh my God, the walking corpse has dropped another stinking post on the forum, can you please take your decrepit scarecrow of a body back to the plantation of the living dead where your fellow zombies can endure the horrible stench of your carcass? Stop polluting this forum with your obnoxiousness.

Kopfschmerzens:


Look at this brain fart trying to chat shit, you brain dead low lifer. If you have anything left in that empty head of yours, how's plantation negro even an insult. You illiterate house nigger licking massa ass is what's a disgrace.

Since you lack self awareness, i'm not surprise with your garbage bucket common sense. You come across as the world poster boy of imbeciles, if everything us equal, you have totally cross all known spectrum of autism.

I told you village skunk is brain dead. He throws out words that he doesn't know the meaning because he wants his fellow pig lovers to give him likes. Thanks God these skunks are in Nigeria not here with us. How long these poverty cursed foools will last in Baltimore, Chicago or New York ?. That lunacy will send them to their maker. They have the right to spread their ignorance because of their cheap Made in China and N200 data. Most of them are going to die in penury they were born in.

coluka:

What stinks? Oh my God, the walking corpse has dropped another stinking post on the forum, can you please take your decrepit scarecrow of a body back to the plantation of the living dead where your fellow zombies can endure the horrible stench of your carcass? Stop polluting this forum with your obnoxiousness.

You need mental help and you can't afford it in a country where health care is suspect at best. Yours truly is covered by Blue Cross Blue Shield Illinois and in my neck of the wood, that's what we call Cadillac Healthcare courtesy of my job. Your kind die of malaria and typhoid in a country where average lifespan is 53 for male and 54 for female. Poverty makes yours worse too. Any bout of malaria can send you beyond and take you out of your misery.