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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by bluefilm: 4:05pm On Jun 03, 2020
// Very very hilarious.

// The ones I liked most is the one about the bitch that told the programmer to stop using " ; " and then she gets kicked out!

// That's good for her!

// What will be programming if not for " ; " ?

// And then, the other one about the programmer who got confused with his wife's IF THEN statement and ended up with SIX cartons of milk!!!

// The exception handler guy is simply out of this world!!!

// I pity his partner because all the seduction-EXCEPTIONS she THREW at him were really handled with the perfect blanket CATCH statements!

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by technoguy: 4:07pm On Jun 03, 2020
Grandlord:
Front page. Well, only the initiated shall have a good laugh cheesy

Sorry others cry
Lol Olaniyi.

Na cult?
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Dybala11(m): 4:12pm On Jun 03, 2020
DriggityDre:
I'll quote you somewhere. Lemme not derail the thread cool
I'm interested in learning programming too, I'm a newbie o.
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Ajibel(m): 4:13pm On Jun 03, 2020
crownedrookie:
Sounds legit

grin grin

Well the reason for me is that too much exposure to a bright screen can affect my eyes and make it watery. The dark mode reduces it.

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Olatara(f): 4:14pm On Jun 03, 2020
crownedrookie:
cheesy
Yinmu!!!
Those Programming guys are eccentric, they like naked picture and sex chat more than anything.
They can give you 100k just to see you naked and they masturbate alot.
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Faithful4real(m): 4:15pm On Jun 03, 2020
Victornezzar:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Just a single error can mar you grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

Especially the Devil's language called Java sad angry

Guy the day i try java scripts eh i run for my life.
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Zyzxx10: 4:15pm On Jun 03, 2020
ProfDview1:


When it's not abt pussy and dick grin
Bro wtf?
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Faithful4real(m): 4:17pm On Jun 03, 2020
Olatara:
Yinmu!!!
Those Programming guys are eccentric, they like naked picture and sex chat more than anything.
They can give you 100k just to see you naked and they masturbate alot.
Hmmm

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Zyzxx10: 4:17pm On Jun 03, 2020
Olatara:
Yinmu!!!
Those Programming guys are eccentric, they like naked picture and sex chat more than anything.
They can give you 100k just to see you naked and they masturbate alot.
Maybe the ones that aren't deep into it.
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Acountar: 4:22pm On Jun 03, 2020
Web developers in the house pls help on this............ Have been working on paystack reoccurrence payment method

I want my customers to be able to pay twice (monthly), The problem am facing is that when ever customer make payment it will draw the whole mony at once instead for it to debit half and debit the remain half the following month


Your contribution will be appreciated
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by yoursidenigga(m): 4:22pm On Jun 03, 2020
spartan117:
Let me quickly drop these 4

I think WinRAR should just make their software open source grin grin grin grin No one pays for them

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Grandlord: 4:23pm On Jun 03, 2020
bluefilm:
// Very very hilarious.

// The ones I liked most is the one about the bitch that told the programmer to stop using " ; " and then she gets kicked out!

// That's good for her!

// What will be programming if not for " ; " ?

// And then, the other one about the programmer who got confused with his wife's IF THEN statement and ended up with SIX cartons of milk!!!

// The exception handler guy is simply out of this world!!!

// I pity his partner because all the seduction-EXCEPTIONS she THREW at him were really handled with the perfect blanket CATCH statements!
You like semi-colons? angry Boilerplates make me go mad! cry

God bless Python and Kotlin cool

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by airminem(f): 4:25pm On Jun 03, 2020
I can't control myself angry
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Victornezzar: 4:26pm On Jun 03, 2020
Faithful4real:


Guy the day i try java scripts eh i run for my life.
I haven't even completed mine

I ran and changed ship to Python and R.... Python has been Bae so far
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by bluefilm: 4:31pm On Jun 03, 2020
Grandlord:
You like semi-colons? angry Boilerplates make me go mad! cry

God bless Python and Kotlin cool

Call me old school, but I do love semi colons! grin

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Grandlord: 4:35pm On Jun 03, 2020
Lol

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by airminem(f): 4:36pm On Jun 03, 2020
undecided

You gat the dough

ElvisPresley:
Programming is bae...After my Masters programme,I devoted three years of my life to learning Python , C++, Ruby on rails and SQL... Now the rewards are magnanimous.
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Grandlord: 4:36pm On Jun 03, 2020
undecided

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Grandlord: 4:37pm On Jun 03, 2020
No be lie cheesy

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by ElvisPresley(m): 4:37pm On Jun 03, 2020
technoguy:
Tell us!
Tell you what?
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by ElvisPresley(m): 4:38pm On Jun 03, 2020
airminem:
undecided
You gat the dough
No, I got the 'Pie'.

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Professorcplus(m): 4:39pm On Jun 03, 2020

#include<iostream>
Using namespace std;
Int main()
{ int Cov_id = 2019;
int lockdown = new (x)
for ( int x = 0; x > lockdown; x++ )
{ bool social_distances = true, use_face_mask = true,
Wash_hand = true;
If ( social_distances && use_face_mask && Wash_hand == true ) bool normal_activity = true;

Else {normal_activity = false; lockdown += x;}
}
return (0);
}


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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by airminem(f): 4:41pm On Jun 03, 2020
grin lmfpo
ElvisPresley:


No, I got the 'Pie'.
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by FREELANCERSAMM: 4:42pm On Jun 03, 2020
grin grin grin finally a thread for programmers


Check out my profile
.

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by airminem(f): 4:43pm On Jun 03, 2020
angry
ProfDview1:


When it's not abt pussy and dick grin
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Jeffy1206(m): 4:45pm On Jun 03, 2020
crownedrookie:
Who else remembers this scene? grin
I still want to see that woman's face grin grin

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Grandlord: 4:45pm On Jun 03, 2020
Thanks python.

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Grandlord: 4:46pm On Jun 03, 2020
cry

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by Grandlord: 4:47pm On Jun 03, 2020
Mothafvxker grin

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Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by donMIG(m): 4:47pm On Jun 03, 2020
I wish I could learn for free
Re: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by ambitiouschap1: 4:49pm On Jun 03, 2020
Will still learn web development some time

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