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Noel19:
In this time and period when the world is battling with Covid-19 scourge and recession so all you could think of is sex matter, abi?

Nonsense and lazy Nigerian youths


Shioor......spits!

Oga Ncdc nor vex we nor go do am again

I JUST COME HERE DEY READ DIFFERENT LIESSSSSSSS

PEOPLE WEY NEVA SEE PUBIC HAIR SEF DEY CLAIM PORNSTARS

Chatflick:
Hmmm. I turned down seven stunning girls that offered me sex... In fact, one bin wan rape me but I no gree. Last last, one igbo girl use juju get me. Chai!

Shutupp there see as you dey lie like who wan sleep

Seems ladies love sex much more than guys....
I'm not understanding.

Movicq:
Mommi y are u lyin

The only thing stopping many ladies from raping is because they don't have the physical power to do it. Just see from the stories here
That's why they'll rather molest young boys.

Why should you start what you cannot finish?

I told him I was a witch and that I would kill him if he succeeded in having his way.

greypencils:
NYSC days, I had this next door neighbor that was into me. I wasn't into her cause of her 'yam' legs. Besides, she had a boyfriend that always stayed overnight. They always had their bath together. I wasn't going to touch that. Nah! The girl always came to my place anytime the guy wasn't around wearing night wear to greet me, to borrow stuff or just to make small talk, I always dey lockup. One night I think she was drunk or something, she came into my room and said it plainly that she wanted sex, two of my guys were around and I felt embarrassed. I stood up pretending to follow her to her room , immediately she got out, I slammed the door in her face and locked it. That was the last time she ever tried that nonsense with me.

Also, I never believe in unprotected sex unless I am with a trusted partner. So many times I have been caught up in situations in which one thing leads to another, girls get turned on and they want sex, I tell them point blank I can't have unprotected sex. Oh! They beg me and I don't budge. And yeah! I am not the kinda guy that put condoms in wallets. I don't believe in flings or emergency sex.

Yam legs are a total turn off

Caramelskin:
God bless you for this. There is this student that was once a leader of the church (University Church o) for so many years. I respected him to the extent that I use SIR when I’m communicating with him. Naso after school, me and brother reconnected and borrowed money from me. As per say he was/is a man of God, I borrowed him, he collected my account number. Till today I now hear pim, I think he even blocked my number until recently when he messaged me. I just ignored his ass. S
Since then, I no dey use saint eye look pastor o.

that's bad.please bear with them.it is not all the church leaders that does that

Luckygurl:
Uni days, I had one fairly big boy hitting on me. We went out a couple of times and I'd eat awoof food
Whenever he comes visiting, he'd come bearing gifts. I give him a thank you kiss and off I go.
Chaii!! I don too kiss plenty for this life ooo

Then on this day, he came to my hostel and as someone that's been indoor all day I was on a bum short and sleeveless top. I entered his car and boom! Dude was driving voraciously to his place. I was shocked and protested initially but when he didn't bulge, I kept calm. We got to the school gate and as security peeps did their routine checks, I was still calm. Infact when the reflection of their light revealed fresh laps, they started hailing him as in meat don ready he dunno warris happening


We got to his compound, I refused getting down from the car. Told him I wasn't going upstairs with him cos he brought me here without my consent. He went upstairs thinking I'll bulge but for where, my mind was already racking my brain on how I'll get back to school with me not properly dressed.
Truth is I didn't want to follow him upstairs cos I didn't know what plans he got up his sleeves. Its possible I was wrong then tho, who knows? He could have been a gentleman but the then me didn't want to take chances. We've hung out a couple of times and I ate small money so he might want to capitalize on that.

I can't remember how long I stayed back in the car but he came out and drove me back to school in complete silence. I got off the car, banged his door loudly and shook my tiny bum bum back to my room.

The last time we spoke, he still wanted us to date but nahhh!! I'll pass.

At other times, I've been with reasonable people who knows what consent is all about.

Lollll!! This is my story, dunno if it comes close

You try

OriOko88:
Lol. You know that moment when youve been hitting the same cookie almost everyday.

There was this older neighbor I used to fvck then in moniya in ibadan, every night I returned from work, she go carry her body come meet me for room, withing minutes, we don begin dey knack. Infact the sex was steady like for four months straight up. She blocked other girls from visiting, very very clingy lady, and doggy was her favorite position. At a point, d sex became so tiring that I began to lose interest, so each time she comes to my room, I always find some excuse like getting fatigued to wade her off, but she would be so adamant, but Mk I no lie, na d breast she dey always use to manipulate me.
So there was this particular Saturday afternoon, she came for d gbola as usual, but I had lost interest totally, so I pretended I was fast asleep, she woke me, I was just mumbling and forming dizzy, then she said ''mo fe do oko, you know how those uncouth ibadan girl can be. I formed malaria and started coughing real hard,forming cold and shivering lol. She sha use style left that day. But she later got my drift when she saw me later in d day dressed up to go out. She stopped talking to me for almost a month, me sef no even send her. Ibadan girls and dicck na 5 and 6

The thing here is, the average woman would prefer having a single male sex partner that's why she kept giving you steady for 4 fucccking months

itzmarvyx:
We were playing rough play and senses were already going, my earphone was in my ear just one ear but not playing anything, when I realised that in the next 5 minutes I may do something I regret, I just played one Man of God's message sharperly, it was Apostle Selman. Immediately I heard his voice, my senses came back and my body relaxed.

When the action wanted to progress further, I just halted it and stood up to take my leave. She stood up and just slapped the earpiece from my ear almost cutting it. She immediately became very surprised at her actions and apologised, said she didn't know what came over her. A gentle lady like her?? I just smiled, told her I understood and that was how I saved myself.

That thing that came over her was a spirit contrary to the Holy Spirit of God. They are all around us looking for bodies to inhabit.

Think I'm joking ?? The next time a guy or lady comes and sex wants to happen, just play one Don Moen's song and watch what will happen.

Each time I hear Selman's voice and I am about doing something stupid I just regain consciousness.

anslem04:
Hope they've known back home,
by the way, sex is not an evil spirit, sex itself is not the problem, intentions are ..

sex is an access road for evil spirit to access you,so be wise

Brytesp:
Went to my friends house to passed the night.. to my surprise when it was noon his sister came and sat on the same couch where I was sleeping and was gently used her nails to rub my chest, I jumped up with fear thinking it was a rat, then I saw her smiling in a very naughty way.... then she brought out her phone and wrote a text asking me that she's very hot nd always fantasized abt us F-ing and she showed me the text... I was so so tired cause me and her brother came back from a party that day. so I was kinda wasted.. I thought about ignoring her oo cuz her brother and i are best of friends... but nah I didn't ignore.... gave myself a second thought and F**ed her right on the couch... NO EXTREME MEASURES...

Nollywood tinz...

Keep up the lies.

Caramelskin:
God bless you for this. There is this student that was once a leader of the church (University Church o) for so many years. I respected him to the extent that I use SIR when I’m communicating with him. Naso after school, me and brother reconnected and borrowed money from me. As per say he was/is a man of God, I borrowed him, he collected my account number. Till today I now hear pim, I think he even blocked my number until recently when he messaged me. I just ignored his ass. S
Since then, I no dey use saint eye look pastor o.

Man of God or no man of God I believe before you trust someone on something you must analyse the person's character first if not dem go use you do mumu

tempest01:
Virgin wey wan buy viagra

yeah she bin no code for the lamba...mayb she tink sah i nid am to last long..

No time

itzmarvyx:
We were playing rough play and senses were already going, my earphone was in my ear just one ear but not playing anything, when I realised that in the next 5 minutes I may do something I regret, I just played one Man of God's message sharperly, it was Apostle Selman. Immediately I heard his voice, my senses came back and my body relaxed.

When the action wanted to progress further, I just halted it and stood up to take my leave. She stood up and just slapped the earpiece from my ear almost cutting it. She immediately became very surprised at her actions and apologised, said she didn't know what came over her. A gentle lady like her?? I just smiled, told her I understood and that was how I saved myself.

That thing that came over her was a spirit contrary to the Holy Spirit of God. They are all around us looking for bodies to inhabit.

Think I'm joking ?? The next time a guy or lady comes and sex wants to happen, just play one Don Moen's song and watch what will happen.

....(yinmu) she will even be singing the songs along with the singer and continue with the sex she comes for.

paulolee:
m a guy thou...she was all over me stack naked dt i must sex her bt i told her that i dnt want to have sex with her bcoz am a virgin dude and I jus told her i wana go buy c.d n viagra n dt was how I ran away from her dt day... the reason i refused her was that she was on a revenge mission after catching her guy cheating with another bea and she decide to do same using me as the bait but I jus have to run away because her guy is a cultist and no want make them use me settle matter or count scores oo

Wise decision.

OBelz:
So ladies & Gentlemen
What's the most extreme measure you've taken just so you could avoid having sex with a guy?..
For which ever reason possible..

Mine was
it was getting all heated up and I could tell he wasn't taking NO for an answer, so pretended I needed a glass of water and headed to his kitchen, got a knife and slightly cut my index finger, I bled and I stylishly told him I was on my period and I needed to use the restroom ..I could see his face

hahaha, even on period sef na to use condom o! Me no care weda you are on or not lolz

However, this actually happened, after seeing what the repercussion of that sex will be I told her I'm having interview and needed 3days to prepare lolz since that's the only time she can com till coming month, now I'm still thinking what to say again for next month.

Sex is not just about shook in and shook out oo can you imagine dis gal is already displaying some of my innate gift! Chaii, before she obtain me finish make she dey her lane abeg.

itzmarvyx:
We were playing rough play and senses were already going, my earphone was in my ear just one ear but not playing anything, when I realised that in the next 5 minutes I may do something I regret, I just played one Man of God's message sharperly, it was Apostle Selman. Immediately I heard his voice, my senses came back and my body relaxed.

When the action wanted to progress further, I just halted it and stood up to take my leave. She stood up and just slapped the earpiece from my ear almost cutting it. She immediately became very surprised at her actions and apologised, said she didn't know what came over her. A gentle lady like her?? I just smiled, told her I understood and that was how I saved myself.

That thing that came over her was a spirit contrary to the Holy Spirit of God. They are all around us looking for bodies to inhabit.

Think I'm joking ?? The next time a guy or lady comes and sex wants to happen, just play one Don Moen's song and watch what will happen.

... I know some people that will still stroke to the beat of the song

He had to do this ( viewer discretion pls.)

ClickExchange:
But how did you know her pant was green

It's obvious you don't know how night gown looks! And unfortunately,it's too early for me to start discussing frivolous thing!��

ValCon888:
This OP is lucky. She has not met a guy that will check her pant to see if she's on her period.

NNAMDIII:
try get military guys as friends, them no born cultist well make them ride u

yeah...i kno abt dt code...used it bk den wen i de skul bt i dnt tink i av problem with dem and no go bang dier bea bcoz i get soldiers for my back naa

ZINIBANKS:
A girl too once told me that Shi saying am on my period then I told her I will dive in through the back she was looking at me like she should break something on my head
God is indeed a wonderful God he already know that Shi will happen so he gave us alternative

and who told u he made butt holes for sex?

Nephilim:
hahaha, even on period sef na to use condom o! Me no care weda you are on or not lolz

However, this actually happened, after seeing what the repercussion of that sex will be I told her I'm having interview and needed 3days to prepare lolz since that's the only time she can com till coming month, now I'm still thinking what to say again for next month.

Sex is not just about shook in and shook out oo can you imagine dis gal is already displaying some of my innate gift! Chaii, before she obtain me finish make she dey her lane abeg.

I like as u said sex is not about going back n forth......many people don't know that there is transfer of spirit during sex.

Roman7:
and who told u he made butt holes for sex?

You can't just use to excrete and sit alone

darfay:
Seun and Nairaland stop changing Hor.ny to hot or are we boiling water here?

Dem think sey we still dey 2006

If u don use hand shook her pussy before u think of what to do , u don commit be that ooo